You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.

Engage your brain before climbing aboard. The rest will surely follow.

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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


Remove the drunk Scotty Potty and his gun, then shove off!

RB

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yeh, Horass would never forget bringing someone with a long pole.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)

Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7.


I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.




Regards

Donal
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fuel for the stove?

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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)

Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7.


I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.




Regards

Donal
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"Donal" wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:

"Bart Senior" wrote:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)

Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7.


I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.

It's for killing the fish you catch. Better than wasting the rum!

Seahag

I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.


Seahag wrote:
It's for killing the fish you catch. Better than wasting the rum!

It says on the Cetol label to use vodka as thinner

DSK

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 23:21:49 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)

Excellent answer ... apart from No. 7.


I can't understand why you would need vodka on board.

Well, just because you're a dumbass, doesn't mean others are.

I'm glad I looked over the list again. I forgot to include the
swizzle sticks.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!