'plonk' is the sound my gig makes.

S

"katysails" wrote in message
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PLONK!

OMG! Scotty...you can't do that to Taddy! That's like not believing in
God
anymore!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

'Scotty said: plonk' is the sound my gig makes.

My goes "splurt"...


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katysails
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

katysails wrote:

'Scotty said: plonk' is the sound my gig makes.

My goes "splurt"...


Mine slips into the water with barely a ripple, and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water. It is indeed a truly uplifting and educational
experience, especially for those whose tenders go "plonk" and
"splurt".

--
Flying Tadpole

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Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--

_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.

--
Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade
nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--

_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.

So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Seahag

Seahag wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade
nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--

_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.

So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Seahag

Ah...a more disgusting mind than even the Tadpole's...
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

So you sneal up and pith on toads?


Maybe we could start calling him "Toady".....
(for the life of me, I cannot see why anyone would want to gig a
toad....foul things that they are...) we used to gig frogs for a lady down
the street who paid us for the legs....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

we used to shoot them with BB guns.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

we used to shoot them with BB guns.



Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a girl
with a BB gun.


RB