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COLREGS- Mooron Style
The lack of neurons at the wheel actually.
Cheers Capt. Mooron wrote: I'm truly sorry you didn't like it MC... was it the lack of compassion or lack of gun play that was the deciding factor? CM "MC" wrote in message ... | A really dumb story. | | Cheers | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful | day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and | slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We | weren't in a hurry and it was hot out. | | Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak. He's | taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he | can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling | around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a | doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree huggin' | kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and | proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's | across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit and | the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the sky | when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like a | friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in tears | of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally | bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked why | I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just | following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying no | wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense. | | I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha! | | CM | | | |
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