COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

AP: New York area. According to police, a Taco Bell was broken into
in recent days. Apparently, the intruder didn't take any money, but did
eat his way through their entire stock of food for the year. The thing
that really puzzled the police is how the thief escaped, since it would be
impossible to eat all of the food and still be able to negotiate the doors.
No
one saw anyone of that size leave the vicinity, so there is a presumption
that
the thief is in the area. One theory currently being examined is that the
"tooth
fairy" (as he is being referred to unoffically) has disguised himself as the
Big
Boy statue at the Big Boy restaurant across the street.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or
less a
Mexican-standoff.


Mexican??? Great idea! I'm off to Taco Bell!!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way around.
Watch out, Bob!


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful... Boober and BB will get excited.

You've noticed it too? If I had been paying more attention over the last few
weeks, I might have spotted the genesis of this. Maybe the way they used to
be at each other's throats was just a lengthy lovers tiff...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Donal wrote:

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Well, *I* was trying to be subtle...


Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way
around. Watch out, Bob!

I was wondering 'which way round' it was - then I remembered that Bob calls
BB "BillyJane".


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Donal,

I think you should leave these two alone... they clearly have a thing
for each other, and it's none of our business.

Bob has been suffering lately, because I've been ignoring him. I am a kind
person at heart, so I don't want to say that his trolls have become weaker
than usual. I'm making a special effort to upset him, because he is upset
that I am not trying to upset him.

Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

They seemed to have smelled each other's butts long enough to get married at
this point. It was only a matter of time.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful... Boober and BB will get excited.

You've noticed it too? If I had been paying more attention over the last
few
weeks, I might have spotted the genesis of this. Maybe the way they used
to
be at each other's throats was just a lengthy lovers tiff...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Yech... more information and insight than I needed...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way around.
Watch out, Bob!


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message

| Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately
| for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and Porta-scotty, you now
have a
| quorum for a circle-jerk.

Cripes it didn't take much prodding to have you go into a melt-down.....
did it??
You've elected yourself to dictating viable quorums and yapping at anyone
who takes a shot at Bob .... in hopes he'll throw you a bone. Keep your ass
in the air like that Bill.... Bob will eventually trip on you and drive it
home.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

It was 50-50. He never shoulda put himself in a position where you could hit
him, especially since he's smaller. Good story.
John Cairns
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak.
He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling
around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit
and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the
sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like
a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked
why
I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying
no
wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

There's no "standoff" involved. Bob is leaving you alone because you
surrendered. Let's face it, even Bob is probably capable of pity.

Let's face it. Bill went toe-to-toe with me and showed at least the same level
of stupidity and tenacity as I have in classic battles with Neal and Gilligan.
The man deserves respect. Neal, Ozzy and Mooron are also the real deal and have
my respect. Still, the only kind words I've had as of late, were for the return
of the well-missed Mooron...my pal!

Capt RB