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Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 04:55 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 
yes , and so does Gilligan.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!

Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular, talented,
witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)

CM




Capt. Mooron January 23rd 04 04:58 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 
.... but Gilligan is a cunning linguist and a devious hermit. He lives in
emaciated squalor surrounded by pilfered high tech equipment far from the
reaches of the unwashed masses. Much like "The Brain" I think he's plotting
to take over the world Pinky...

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| yes , and so does Gilligan.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
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| Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
talented,
| witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
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| CM
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Jonathan Ganz January 23rd 04 07:23 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 
Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!

Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular, talented,
witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| But you read it, didn't you?
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| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| link.net...
| A really dumb person.
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| RB
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| "MC" wrote in message
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| A really dumb story.
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Capt. Mooron January 23rd 04 07:49 PM

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Now Now Ganz.... Bob is doing the best he can to try and trim the numerous
kilos of cellulite constantly adhering to his carcass as if by a strange
magnetic force, induced by terminal lethargy. He has a life... such as it
is.... on ASA... where he can be all that he is unable to achieve in
reality.

I like Bob.... he's the benchmark of the lowest tide in life. He's all we
would not want to be and thus provides us all with purpose to seize the day
and revel in the fact that we have as yet not sunk to such a pitiful state.

Embrace the Bob..... only then will you truly appreciate your current good
fortune!

Thank You Bobsprit!

CM



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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| Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
|
| Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
talented,
| witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
|
| CM
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| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| | But you read it, didn't you?
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| | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | link.net...
| | A really dumb person.
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| | RB
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| | "MC" wrote in message
| | ...
| | A really dumb story.
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Capt. Mooron January 23rd 04 08:11 PM

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Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM



wrote in message
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| On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:49:02 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
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| Embrace the Bob.....
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| CM
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| Good lord! Mooron's gone gay too!!!
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| BB
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| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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| | Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
| |
| | Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
| talented,
| | witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | But you read it, didn't you?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | | link.net...
| | | A really dumb person.
| | |
| | | RB
| | |
| | | "MC" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | A really dumb story.
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Jonathan Ganz January 23rd 04 08:30 PM

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It is truly sad when someone who once had a spine is reduced to being
Bob's inferior chimera.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to

you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to

heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM



wrote in message
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| On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:49:02 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
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| Embrace the Bob.....
|
| CM
|
|
|
| Good lord! Mooron's gone gay too!!!
|
| BB
|
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
| |
| | Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
| talented,
| | witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | But you read it, didn't you?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | | link.net...
| | | A really dumb person.
| | |
| | | RB
| | |
| | | "MC" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | A really dumb story.
| | |
| | |
| | |
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Capt. Mooron January 23rd 04 09:10 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message

| Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!

Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

CM




Wally January 23rd 04 10:27 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 
wrote:

Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!
Down Sparky... Bad Dog!


Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and
Porta-scotty, you now have a quorum for a circle-jerk.


I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Wally January 23rd 04 10:37 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 
wrote:

I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...


Unfortunately for you, it would take one to know one.


My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Donal January 23rd 04 10:47 PM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:11:48 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to

a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's

mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to

you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to

heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM


Such gentle and flowery prose...


That is the gayest description I've ever seen. "gentle and flowery prose"
... indeed!!

I would call it an incisive piece of observation. Bob gave you a good
beating, and then you apparently decided that you liked him after all.

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline (which
appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in asa
real manliness is a virtue.


Regards


Donal
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