COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak. He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling
around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked why
I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying no
wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

A really dumb story.

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak. He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling
around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked why
I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying no
wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
snip

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Excellent story! Tells it like it really is.



Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

A really dumb person.

RB

"MC" wrote in message
...
A really dumb story.

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots.
We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak.
He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder
sling
around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as
he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit
and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the
sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water
like a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked
why
I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying
no
wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

But you read it, didn't you?


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
link.net...
A really dumb person.

RB

"MC" wrote in message
...
A really dumb story.

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak. He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling
around his neck.

How much beer can he carry around his neck? That's pretty lame.

But it reminds me of a discussion I had with some windsurfers a few years ago. I
like windsurfing, but sailing has certain advantages... namely that you can
carry along supplies. One of the crazier windsurfers replied, "Yeah, but who
needs to drink beer while windsurfing? To get a buzz, I just gybe in close to ht
ebeach and have one of my buddies shoot me with a tranq dart gun." That started
me thinking about a new form of biathlon...


So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water!

You made him spill his beer!


I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Probably just one. No wait, maybe more... was it foggy?

DSK

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

I'm truly sorry you didn't like it MC... was it the lack of compassion or
lack of gun play that was the deciding factor?

CM

"MC" wrote in message
...
| A really dumb story.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
beautiful
| day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
| slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots.
We
| weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.
|
| Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak.
He's
| taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
| can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder
sling
| around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
| doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
huggin'
| kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
| proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as
he's
| across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit
and
| the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the
sky
| when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water
like a
| friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
tears
| of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
| bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked
why
| I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
| following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying
no
| wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.
|
| I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
|
| CM
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

I take it you are referring to the kayaker? He still talks about the
incident and brags about being run down by a rogue sailboat at the bar to
this day.

I'll be having a few beers with him in April when I visit Yellowknife....
I'll pass on your reference to him.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
link.net...
| A really dumb person.
|
| RB
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| A really dumb story.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
| beautiful
| day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
| slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots.
| We
| weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.
|
| Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his
Kayak.
| He's
| taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that
he
| can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder
| sling
| around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
| doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
| huggin'
| kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it
and
| proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as
| he's
| across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak
cockpit
| and
| the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to
the
| sky
| when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water
| like a
| friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
| tears
| of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He
finally
| bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he
asked
| why
| I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
| following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No
crying
| no
| wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.
|
| I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha
Ha!
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!

Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular, talented,
witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| But you read it, didn't you?
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| link.net...
| A really dumb person.
|
| RB
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| A really dumb story.
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Thanks Donal!

Now if I had done the very same in the "land of the".... severely curtailed
freedoms and "home of the".... paranoid! I'd be suffering a lengthy lawsuit.

The kayaker is now able to execute a perfect Eskimo roll...... and leaves
plenty of room ahead of the sailboats when he pulls a doughnut!

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
beautiful
| day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
| snip
|
| I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
|
| Excellent story! Tells it like it really is.
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

yes , and so does Gilligan.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!

Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular, talented,
witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

.... but Gilligan is a cunning linguist and a devious hermit. He lives in
emaciated squalor surrounded by pilfered high tech equipment far from the
reaches of the unwashed masses. Much like "The Brain" I think he's plotting
to take over the world Pinky...

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| yes , and so does Gilligan.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
|
| Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
talented,
| witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
|
| CM
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!

Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular, talented,
witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| But you read it, didn't you?
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| link.net...
| A really dumb person.
|
| RB
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| A really dumb story.
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Now Now Ganz.... Bob is doing the best he can to try and trim the numerous
kilos of cellulite constantly adhering to his carcass as if by a strange
magnetic force, induced by terminal lethargy. He has a life... such as it
is.... on ASA... where he can be all that he is unable to achieve in
reality.

I like Bob.... he's the benchmark of the lowest tide in life. He's all we
would not want to be and thus provides us all with purpose to seize the day
and revel in the fact that we have as yet not sunk to such a pitiful state.

Embrace the Bob..... only then will you truly appreciate your current good
fortune!

Thank You Bobsprit!

CM



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
|
| Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
talented,
| witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
|
| CM
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| | But you read it, didn't you?
| |
| |
| | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | link.net...
| | A really dumb person.
| |
| | RB
| |
| | "MC" wrote in message
| | ...
| | A really dumb story.
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM



wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:49:02 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
|
| Embrace the Bob.....
|
| CM
|
|
|
| Good lord! Mooron's gone gay too!!!
|
| BB
|
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
| |
| | Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
| talented,
| | witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | But you read it, didn't you?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | | link.net...
| | | A really dumb person.
| | |
| | | RB
| | |
| | | "MC" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | A really dumb story.
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

It is truly sad when someone who once had a spine is reduced to being
Bob's inferior chimera.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to
you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to
heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM



wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:49:02 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
|
| Embrace the Bob.....
|
| CM
|
|
|
| Good lord! Mooron's gone gay too!!!
|
| BB
|
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Nah, he just wishes he wasn't a fat blob with no life.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | That he did! ....and I bet he liked it!
| |
| | Bob wishes he could be more like me.... you know.... muscular,
| talented,
| | witty, charming, courageous and knowledgeable! :-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | But you read it, didn't you?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| | | link.net...
| | | A really dumb person.
| | |
| | | RB
| | |
| | | "MC" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | A really dumb story.
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message

| Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!

Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote:

Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!
Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!
Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and
Porta-scotty, you now have a quorum for a circle-jerk.

I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote:

I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...

Unfortunately for you, it would take one to know one.

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:11:48 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you to
a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's
mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered to
you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to
heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM


Such gentle and flowery prose...

That is the gayest description I've ever seen. "gentle and flowery prose"
... indeed!!

I would call it an incisive piece of observation. Bob gave you a good
beating, and then you apparently decided that you liked him after all.

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline (which
appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in asa
real manliness is a virtue.


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote:

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of
pubescent males?

So... you're a child molester?

Your inferencing system needs rebooted.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or less a
Mexican-standoff.


Mexican??? Great idea! I'm off to Taco Bell!!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?

So... you're a child molester?

Bill, the trick is to not battle the one's with a sense of humor. Ozzy, Donal,
Wally, Mooron....these guys are funny and don't really take it to heart.
Scotty, Loco, Steve, Gayanzy, Doug, Marty....these poor fools actually get
worked up. Poor Scotty even wanted to "fight me" at one time! What a sap!
Gayanzy is so low, he contacted AOL twice about me. Loco is clearly very
bitter. Focus on the them and you'll never want for a laugh!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 22:47:47 -0000, "Donal" wrote:


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in
asa
real manliness is a virtue.


Regards


Donal


Now THAT, is hands-down the gayest post you've ever made.

Woofter!



As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or
less a
Mexican-standoff.

You mean that you're willing to agree with everything that he says, if he
leaves you alone?? What a wimp!

There's no "standoff" involved. Bob is leaving you alone because you
surrendered. Let's face it, even Bob is probably capable of pity.

It is obvious that you are a liberal.

Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Sounds like you have experience with circle jerks.

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 17:10:57 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


wrote in message

| Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!

Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

CM



Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately
for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and Porta-scotty, you now
have a
quorum for a circle-jerk.

BB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Wally, if these two were really adults, they would have been arrested
long ago.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
wrote:

Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!
Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!
Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and
Porta-scotty, you now have a quorum for a circle-jerk.

I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Careful... Boober and BB will get excited.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
wrote:

I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...

Unfortunately for you, it would take one to know one.

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Twice??? I will neither confirm nor deny that number.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?

So... you're a child molester?

Bill, the trick is to not battle the one's with a sense of humor. Ozzy,
Donal,
Wally, Mooron....these guys are funny and don't really take it to heart.
Scotty, Loco, Steve, Gayanzy, Doug, Marty....these poor fools actually get
worked up. Poor Scotty even wanted to "fight me" at one time! What a sap!
Gayanzy is so low, he contacted AOL twice about me. Loco is clearly very
bitter. Focus on the them and you'll never want for a laugh!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Donal,

I think you should leave these two alone... they clearly have a thing
for each other, and it's none of our business.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:11:48 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you
to
a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's
mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and
abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has
been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered
to
you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown
his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to
heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM


Such gentle and flowery prose...

That is the gayest description I've ever seen. "gentle and flowery prose"
.. indeed!!

I would call it an incisive piece of observation. Bob gave you a good
beating, and then you apparently decided that you liked him after all.

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline (which
appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in asa
real manliness is a virtue.


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

AP: New York area. According to police, a Taco Bell was broken into
in recent days. Apparently, the intruder didn't take any money, but did
eat his way through their entire stock of food for the year. The thing
that really puzzled the police is how the thief escaped, since it would be
impossible to eat all of the food and still be able to negotiate the doors.
No
one saw anyone of that size leave the vicinity, so there is a presumption
that
the thief is in the area. One theory currently being examined is that the
"tooth
fairy" (as he is being referred to unoffically) has disguised himself as the
Big
Boy statue at the Big Boy restaurant across the street.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or
less a
Mexican-standoff.


Mexican??? Great idea! I'm off to Taco Bell!!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way around.
Watch out, Bob!


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful... Boober and BB will get excited.

You've noticed it too? If I had been paying more attention over the last few
weeks, I might have spotted the genesis of this. Maybe the way they used to
be at each other's throats was just a lengthy lovers tiff...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Donal wrote:

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Well, *I* was trying to be subtle...


Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way
around. Watch out, Bob!

I was wondering 'which way round' it was - then I remembered that Bob calls
BB "BillyJane".


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Donal,

I think you should leave these two alone... they clearly have a thing
for each other, and it's none of our business.

Bob has been suffering lately, because I've been ignoring him. I am a kind
person at heart, so I don't want to say that his trolls have become weaker
than usual. I'm making a special effort to upset him, because he is upset
that I am not trying to upset him.

Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

They seemed to have smelled each other's butts long enough to get married at
this point. It was only a matter of time.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful... Boober and BB will get excited.

You've noticed it too? If I had been paying more attention over the last
few
weeks, I might have spotted the genesis of this. Maybe the way they used
to
be at each other's throats was just a lengthy lovers tiff...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Yech... more information and insight than I needed...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.


There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

I'd never put as crudely as that..... Well ... Hmmm ....

Actually, it does seem that Bob might be packing his salami sausage in
Bill's bowels.

Interestingly, the alliteration works just as well the other way around.
Watch out, Bob!


Regards


Donal
--

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

wrote in message

| Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately
| for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and Porta-scotty, you now
have a
| quorum for a circle-jerk.

Cripes it didn't take much prodding to have you go into a melt-down.....
did it??
You've elected yourself to dictating viable quorums and yapping at anyone
who takes a shot at Bob .... in hopes he'll throw you a bone. Keep your ass
in the air like that Bill.... Bob will eventually trip on you and drive it
home.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

It was 50-50. He never shoulda put himself in a position where you could hit
him, especially since he's smaller. Good story.
John Cairns
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a beautiful
day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots. We
weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.

Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak.
He's
taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder sling
around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
huggin'
kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as he's
across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit
and
the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the
sky
when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water like
a
friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
tears
of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked
why
I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying
no
wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.

I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

CM

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

There's no "standoff" involved. Bob is leaving you alone because you
surrendered. Let's face it, even Bob is probably capable of pity.

Let's face it. Bill went toe-to-toe with me and showed at least the same level
of stupidity and tenacity as I have in classic battles with Neal and Gilligan.
The man deserves respect. Neal, Ozzy and Mooron are also the real deal and have
my respect. Still, the only kind words I've had as of late, were for the return
of the well-missed Mooron...my pal!

Capt RB