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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Still, the only kind words I've had as of late, were for the return
| of the well-missed Mooron...my pal!

Right On Bob! Notice how I attended to my duties immediately and turned on
you like a shark! ? :-)

It's good to see that BB has finally succumbed to your charms and learned to
fetch so well. He was behaving like a short changed hooker a few months ago.
It must have been the constant, stern training that brought him around to
the wonderful Lap-Dog status he now enjoys. Did you have Binary Bill fitted
with rubber dentures or were his teeth always like that? :-)

Bow Wow!

CM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

Bow Wow!

Given these particular circumstances, I feel that "Woof Woof" would be more
appropriate.

BB is a definite woofter.



Regards


Donal
--

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Notice how I attended to my duties immediately and turned on
you like a shark! ? :-)

More like a guppy. Notice the chunk of fin I just tore off when you posted the
a total falicy muscle damage. I was pretty surprised. No doubt you haven't
done any kind of physical training in your whole life.

RB

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I'd say you probably suffered "repetitive motion" trauma to your jaw based
on that argument Bob!

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Notice how I attended to my duties immediately and turned on
| you like a shark! ? :-)
|
| More like a guppy. Notice the chunk of fin I just tore off when you posted
the
| a total falicy muscle damage. I was pretty surprised. No doubt you
haven't
| done any kind of physical training in your whole life.
|
| RB

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I'd say you probably suffered "repetitive motion" trauma to your jaw based
on that argument Bob!


My jaw is not moving while I type, geniius.
Really, Mooron...what HAPPENED to you?
The edge is gone. You've been swimming into my nets with ease since your return
and the best you've done is to attack Bill because he's not in the lovenest
with you, Scotty, Gayanzy and Donal.
Sad, man!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
| My jaw is not moving while I type, geniius.
| Really, Mooron...what HAPPENED to you?
| The edge is gone. You've been swimming into my nets with ease since your
return
| and the best you've done is to attack Bill because he's not in the
lovenest
| with you, Scotty, Gayanzy and Donal.
| Sad, man!
|
| Bwahahahahaha!

Dude!.... Look again... I shredding your "nets" which each attack. Bill is a
fence post sitter... a waffler... a "weakest link".

I mean really... you want me to waste time attacking Ganz? What are you
scared of.? Even after my absence I carry enough bite to have you swimming
like a scared minnow all over the ASA Pond! You should be honoured that I
have set my sights you on so as to sharpen my attacks! I mean really...
where's the friggin' gratitude!

You must admit... my attack on Bill was pure poetry in motion. Articulate,
humorous and extremely well executed. He's feisty alright..... but dumber
than a sack of hammers!

Enjoy the feeding frenzy while it lasts.... you'll miss me when I go back
North again!

CM

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You learned a new trick! Good for you!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'd say you probably suffered "repetitive motion" trauma to your jaw based
on that argument Bob!


My jaw is not moving while I type, geniius.
Really, Mooron...what HAPPENED to you?
The edge is gone. You've been swimming into my nets with ease since your
return
and the best you've done is to attack Bill because he's not in the
lovenest
with you, Scotty, Gayanzy and Donal.
Sad, man!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'd say you probably suffered "repetitive motion" trauma to your jaw based
on that argument Bob!


My jaw is not moving while I type, geniius.
Really, Mooron...what HAPPENED to you?
The edge is gone. You've been swimming into my nets with ease since your
return
and the best you've done is to attack Bill

Awwwww! That's the sweetest thing that I've ever seen on asa.

Bob is defending his new "friend".

because he's not in the lovenest

Uh ohhh! Now I understand.

with you, Scotty, Gayanzy and Donal.
Sad, man!

Bwahahahahaha!



You really have a deep fondness for BB, don't you?


Regards


Donal
--

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The lack of neurons at the wheel actually.

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

I'm truly sorry you didn't like it MC... was it the lack of compassion or
lack of gun play that was the deciding factor?

CM

"MC" wrote in message
...
| A really dumb story.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
beautiful
| day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
| slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5 knots.
We
| weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.
|
| Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his Kayak.
He's
| taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that he
| can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder
sling
| around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull a
| doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
huggin'
| kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it and
| proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just as
he's
| across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak cockpit
and
| the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to the
sky
| when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water
like a
| friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all in
tears
| of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He finally
| bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he asked
why
| I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said... just
| following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No crying
no
| wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.
|
| I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
|
| CM
|
|
|

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There was no wheel.... it's a stern hung tiller with a Mooron at the helm
not a Neuron at the wheel!

Are you a kayaker??? Ha Ha Ha....

CM


"MC" wrote in message
...
| The lack of neurons at the wheel actually.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| I'm truly sorry you didn't like it MC... was it the lack of compassion
or
| lack of gun play that was the deciding factor?
|
| CM
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| | A really dumb story.
| |
| | Cheers
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | So I'm sailing along on Yellowknife Bay a few years ago. It's a
| beautiful
| | day and a nice steady but light breeze. We're soaking in the sun and
| | slogging back our favourite brew in the cockpit doing about 4.5
knots.
| We
| | weren't in a hurry and it was hot out.
| |
| | Along comes a buddy of mine... one of my bosses from work in his
Kayak.
| He's
| | taunting us about how he can go faster than we can. I point out that
he
| | can't do it while drinking beer.... but he indicates the beer holder
| sling
| | around his neck. So we all laugh! Then he says he thinks he'll pull
a
| | doughnut around my boat. No Way! says I! No friggin' way will a tree
| huggin'
| | kayaker doughnut my boat. He says there isn't much I can do about it
and
| | proceeds to paddle to my bow to cross. I trim in in the sails just
as
| he's
| | across the bow and surge ahead! I hit him just aft of the kayak
cockpit
| and
| | the back end of his kayak goes down hard.... his bow is pointing to
the
| sky
| | when the kayak's buoyancy takes over and shoots him out of the water
| like a
| | friggin missile!! He lands with his bow down and flips. We were all
in
| tears
| | of laughter watching him struggle to attempt an Eskimo roll. He
finally
| | bailed and we came about and pulled him out of the water! When he
asked
| why
| | I ran him over I pointed to _his_boss who was aboard and said...
just
| | following orders! I got him dried off and refreshed his beer. No
crying
| no
| | wailing no sooky, sooky nonsense.
| |
| | I wonder how many of your girly COLREGS I broke that time! Ha Ha Ha
Ha!
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Same difference :-P

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

There was no wheel.... it's a stern hung tiller with a Mooron at the helm
not a Neuron at the wheel!

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

So you wouldn't have run over the kayaker? Or you wouldn't have been
drinking while sailing? Or you wouldn't have turned back to pick him up?

Don't worry MC... the guy I ran over was my Project Manager last season I
worked up there. He specifically requested me to work for him again!

CM

"MC" wrote in message
...
| Same difference :-P
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| There was no wheel.... it's a stern hung tiller with a Mooron at the
helm
| not a Neuron at the wheel!
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Were those the dangerous jobs?

Hehe

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

So you wouldn't have run over the kayaker? Or you wouldn't have been
drinking while sailing? Or you wouldn't have turned back to pick him up?

Don't worry MC... the guy I ran over was my Project Manager last season I
worked up there. He specifically requested me to work for him again!

CM

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Wally wrote:

wrote:


Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!
Down Sparky... Bad Dog!


Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and
Porta-scotty, you now have a quorum for a circle-jerk.


I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...



Why, you need someone to look up to?

Cheers

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Wally wrote:

wrote:


I sometimes wonder if there are any grown-ups in here...


Unfortunately for you, it would take one to know one.


My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?



Yes, you could be the only pubescent male here.

Cheers

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Donal wrote:



There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in asa
real manliness is a virtue.



Good lord. You been sucking Neal's or Gilligans parts?

Cheers

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Yeah... Site Supervisor on Two concurrent Projects ..... each about a couple
of million in cost. I made a bundle in OT that season!

He can now do a half dozen Eskimo rolls in quick succession..... he thought
it might be a good idea if he was to keep challenging sailboats for ROW!!!
Credits me for his learning curve!

Not everyone is so sensitive and easily offended as you are MC!

CM


"MC" wrote in message
...
| Were those the dangerous jobs?
|
| Hehe
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| So you wouldn't have run over the kayaker? Or you wouldn't have been
| drinking while sailing? Or you wouldn't have turned back to pick him up?
|
| Don't worry MC... the guy I ran over was my Project Manager last season
I
| worked up there. He specifically requested me to work for him again!
|
| CM
|
|

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Yeah... Site Supervisor on Two concurrent Projects ..... each about a couple
of million in cost. I made a bundle in OT that season!


But was there risk?

He can now do a half dozen Eskimo rolls in quick succession..... he thought
it might be a good idea if he was to keep challenging sailboats for ROW!!!
Credits me for his learning curve!

So _you_ really don't know about COLREGS?


Not everyone is so sensitive and easily offended as you are MC!


But there there is sense there are sensibilities. And when the senses
are finer so are the sensibilities. I am not generally offended athough
oft insulted by the rude types here. My spirit is indomitable and not
found within a bottle of cheep booze.


Cheers

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

MC wrote:

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of
pubescent males?

Yes, you could be the only pubescent male here.

A bit late, but thanks all the same...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

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Wally wrote:

MC wrote:


My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of
pubescent males?


Yes, you could be the only pubescent male here.


A bit late, but thanks all the same...



You are welcome. Hope the pimples clear up soon.

Cheers

COLREGS- Mooron Style
 

"MC" wrote in message

| But was there risk?

Sure... there's always "risk".... that's what I manage MC!


| So _you_ really don't know about COLREGS?

I don't give a rat's ass about the COLREGS... I use a rarely applied system
called "Common Sense"!


| But there there is sense there are sensibilities. And when the senses
| are finer so are the sensibilities.

Not true... they are in no way related.

I am not generally offended athough
| oft insulted by the rude types here. My spirit is indomitable and not
| found within a bottle of cheep booze.

My booze ain't cheap MC... it's economical! ;-D

CM

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"MC" wrote in message
...


Donal wrote:



There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in
asa
real manliness is a virtue.



Good lord. You been sucking Neal's or Gilligans parts?

How could you even think such a thing. You're obviously a pervert. You
should be locked up!


Regards


Donal
--

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Donal wrote:

"MC" wrote in message
...


Donal wrote:



There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in

asa

real manliness is a virtue.



Good lord. You been sucking Neal's or Gilligans parts?


How could you even think such a thing. You're obviously a pervert. You
should be locked up!




I prefer transportation.

Cheers

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