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COLREGS- Mooron Style

As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or less a
Mexican-standoff.

Mexican??? Great idea! I'm off to Taco Bell!!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style

My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?

So... you're a child molester?

Bill, the trick is to not battle the one's with a sense of humor. Ozzy, Donal,
Wally, Mooron....these guys are funny and don't really take it to heart.
Scotty, Loco, Steve, Gayanzy, Doug, Marty....these poor fools actually get
worked up. Poor Scotty even wanted to "fight me" at one time! What a sap!
Gayanzy is so low, he contacted AOL twice about me. Loco is clearly very
bitter. Focus on the them and you'll never want for a laugh!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style

Donal wrote:

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline
(which appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

Yeah, I noticed how nice they were being to each other as well.

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here
in asa real manliness is a virtue.

If they've become bum-chums, that might explain it...

--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

COLREGS- Mooron Style

wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 22:47:47 -0000, "Donal" wrote:

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in
asa
real manliness is a virtue.

Regards

Donal

Now THAT, is hands-down the gayest post you've ever made.

Woofter!

As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or
less a
Mexican-standoff.

You mean that you're willing to agree with everything that he says, if he
leaves you alone?? What a wimp!

There's no "standoff" involved. Bob is leaving you alone because you
surrendered. Let's face it, even Bob is probably capable of pity.

It is obvious that you are a liberal.

Regards

Donal
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COLREGS- Mooron Style

Sounds like you have experience with circle jerks.

wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 17:10:57 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

wrote in message

| Such gentle and bark bark bark....Yap Yap Yip... Bow Ow!

Bob... your dog pees like a bitch in heat!

Down Sparky... Bad Dog!

CM

Sounds like you have been very lonely up there in the frozen North.
Fortunately
for you, it looks like between you, GanzyPanzy, and Porta-scotty, you now
have a
quorum for a circle-jerk.

BB

COLREGS- Mooron Style

Twice??? I will neither confirm nor deny that number.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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My alternative line was: Is it just me, or this place full of pubescent
males?

So... you're a child molester?

Bill, the trick is to not battle the one's with a sense of humor. Ozzy,
Donal,
Wally, Mooron....these guys are funny and don't really take it to heart.
Scotty, Loco, Steve, Gayanzy, Doug, Marty....these poor fools actually get
worked up. Poor Scotty even wanted to "fight me" at one time! What a sap!
Gayanzy is so low, he contacted AOL twice about me. Loco is clearly very
bitter. Focus on the them and you'll never want for a laugh!

RB

COLREGS- Mooron Style

Donal,

I think you should leave these two alone... they clearly have a thing
for each other, and it's none of our business.

"Donal" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:11:48 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Oh Binary Bill..... your past battles with the Bob have rendered you
to
a
pitiful state. Your wit ... while never clever has sunk to a shallow
pitiful state. You refuse to see that you have succumbed to Bob's
mystical
energy and have embraced him more than you wish to admit.

Although it's good to see that you have given up on the vitriol and
abuse
you hurled at Bob in the past.... I fear your dedication to Bob has
been
induced by the trauma you suffered at his constant beatings delivered
to
you
in the past.

You make a fine dog Bill..... a whining beaten cur who has been shown
his
place in the pecking order. That place being beside Bob and prepared to
heed
the "Heel" command.

Now be a good mongrel and Roll Over & Play Dead! ......Woof! :-D

CM

Such gentle and flowery prose...

That is the gayest description I've ever seen. "gentle and flowery prose"
.. indeed!!

I would call it an incisive piece of observation. Bob gave you a good
beating, and then you apparently decided that you liked him after all.

BB, a couple of weeks ago I expressed my concerns about the levels of
affection that you were showing Bob. If you two have met offline (which
appears likely), then you should keep your friendship private.

There may well be many gays within the sailing fraternity, but here in asa
real manliness is a virtue.

Regards

Donal
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