"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Bob****" wrote more bull**** about yet another high end
EXPENSIVE gift from a ''friend'' trying to impress us.

Give it up loser, nobody believes you, nobody cares.



Come on Scotty, We are all facinated with Bobspirts camera, We all can
not wait to hear what fine expensive first class none better
outstanding camera bobby was given, for if we did not know what camera
he got how can we be just like him if we purchace an inferior camera
that is not up to his standards. I must admit I Supersized his camera
picture and made a poster of it. I sit and stare at it all day with
awe. How can someone be so lucky as bobspirt as to be given such a
superdelux, superfine, superspectular camera as that. And that yellow
water proof case is the topping on his cake. It must of cost a
gizzilion dollars to the superwise noble scholar that chose this fine
gift for bobby. And that case just think how important you would look
on the dock carring that case, what can you say besides WOW and
Ohhhhhhhhh myyyy goodnessssss. Im soooooo impressed that Id rush out
and buy one if only I were as rich as him and could afford one.
Well...... at least I have his post to admire and inspire me.

Joe

On 13 Jan 2004 11:51:43 -0800, (Joe) wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Bob****" wrote more bull**** about yet another high end
EXPENSIVE gift from a ''friend'' trying to impress us.

Give it up loser, nobody believes you, nobody cares.



Come on Scotty, We are all facinated with Bobspirts camera, We all can
not wait to hear what fine expensive first class none better
outstanding camera bobby was given, for if we did not know what camera
he got how can we be just like him if we purchace an inferior camera
that is not up to his standards. I must admit I Supersized his camera
picture and made a poster of it. I sit and stare at it all day with
awe. How can someone be so lucky as bobspirt as to be given such a
superdelux, superfine, superspectular camera as that. And that yellow
water proof case is the topping on his cake. It must of cost a
gizzilion dollars to the superwise noble scholar that chose this fine
gift for bobby. And that case just think how important you would look
on the dock carring that case, what can you say besides WOW and
Ohhhhhhhhh myyyy goodnessssss. Im soooooo impressed that Id rush out
and buy one if only I were as rich as him and could afford one.
Well...... at least I have his post to admire and inspire me.

Joe

As for me, I have no need or desire for such a camera. All that focus
and high resolution would be a curse for those of us who don't sail
with starlets and supermodels. Personally, I rarely wish to have any
photos to remind me of my decrepit vessel or the occasional deformed
hag that stumbles onto my boat. In fact, even without pictures, I
sometimes drink heavily to forget. Why would I want perfect photos to
remind me? I look forward with eager anticipation to the numerous
pictures Bob posts of one of the girls at the wheel or his home
theatre. It will be almost like being there!

Don't you all wish you could afford the expensive boats, cameras and
electronics I purchase every year. I throw out better stuff than all of you
purchase in your lifetimes. It's great to be me. I think I'll stay home
tonight and count all the cameras and breasts in my apartment.
Your leader
Boobsy

EXPENSIVE gift from a ''friend'' trying to impress us.

Give it up loser, nobody believes you, nobody cares.



Come on Scotty, We are all facinated with Bobspirts camera, We all can
not wait to hear what fine expensive first class none better
outstanding camera bobby was given, for if we did not know what camera
he got how can we be just like him if we purchace an inferior camera
that is not up to his standards. I must admit I Supersized his camera
picture and made a poster of it. I sit and stare at it all day with
awe. How can someone be so lucky as bobspirt as to be given such a
superdelux, superfine, superspectular camera as that. And that yellow
water proof case is the topping on his cake. It must of cost a
gizzilion dollars to the superwise noble scholar that chose this fine
gift for bobby. And that case just think how important you would look
on the dock carring that case, what can you say besides WOW and
Ohhhhhhhhh myyyy goodnessssss. Im soooooo impressed that Id rush out
and buy one if only I were as rich as him and could afford one.
Well...... at least I have his post to admire and inspire me.

Joe

As for me, I have no need or desire for such a camera. All that focus
and high resolution would be a curse for those of us who don't sail
with starlets and supermodels. Personally, I rarely wish to have any
photos to remind me of my decrepit vessel or the occasional deformed
hag that stumbles onto my boat. In fact, even without pictures, I
sometimes drink heavily to forget. Why would I want perfect photos to
remind me? I look forward with eager anticipation to the numerous
pictures Bob posts of one of the girls at the wheel or his home
theatre. It will be almost like being there!

Instead of throwing it out, why don't you donate it
to a worthy cause... e.g., battered women's shelter
for used cell phones, etc.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
et...
Don't you all wish you could afford the expensive boats, cameras and
electronics I purchase every year. I throw out better stuff than all of
you
purchase in your lifetimes. It's great to be me. I think I'll stay home
tonight and count all the cameras and breasts in my apartment.
Your leader
Boobsy

EXPENSIVE gift from a ''friend'' trying to impress us.

Give it up loser, nobody believes you, nobody cares.



Come on Scotty, We are all facinated with Bobspirts camera, We all can
not wait to hear what fine expensive first class none better
outstanding camera bobby was given, for if we did not know what camera
he got how can we be just like him if we purchace an inferior camera
that is not up to his standards. I must admit I Supersized his camera
picture and made a poster of it. I sit and stare at it all day with
awe. How can someone be so lucky as bobspirt as to be given such a
superdelux, superfine, superspectular camera as that. And that yellow
water proof case is the topping on his cake. It must of cost a
gizzilion dollars to the superwise noble scholar that chose this fine
gift for bobby. And that case just think how important you would look
on the dock carring that case, what can you say besides WOW and
Ohhhhhhhhh myyyy goodnessssss. Im soooooo impressed that Id rush out
and buy one if only I were as rich as him and could afford one.
Well...... at least I have his post to admire and inspire me.

Joe

As for me, I have no need or desire for such a camera. All that focus
and high resolution would be a curse for those of us who don't sail
with starlets and supermodels. Personally, I rarely wish to have any
photos to remind me of my decrepit vessel or the occasional deformed
hag that stumbles onto my boat. In fact, even without pictures, I
sometimes drink heavily to forget. Why would I want perfect photos to
remind me? I look forward with eager anticipation to the numerous
pictures Bob posts of one of the girls at the wheel or his home
theatre. It will be almost like being there!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
et...
Don't you all wish you could afford the expensive boats, cameras and
electronics I purchase every year.

Huh? You've never purchased an expensive boat! ... neither have I.....
Even Oz hasn't purchased an expensive boat.


The funny thing is that Oz's cheap boats cost at least five times your cheap
boat.


[check headers] Duh!


Never mind. I'll respond anyway. I enjoyed the rant.

Regards



Donal
--

The funny thing is that Oz's cheap boats cost at least five times your cheap
boat.


Donal's lost it. Who's he talking to?

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The funny thing is that Oz's cheap boats cost at least five times your
cheap
boat.


Donal's lost it. Who's he talking to?

Read my post. I acknowledged that you hadn't made the post that I replied
to.


However, the imposter was sooo good that I didn'care.

Just in case you don't believe me,
here is a paste of what I wrote -
"[check headers] Duh!".


Regards


Donal
--

I acknowledged that you hadn't made the post that I replied
to.

So you admit you're losing it...I see!

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
et...
Don't you all wish you could afford the expensive boats, cameras and
electronics I purchase every year. I throw out better stuff than all of
you
purchase in your lifetimes. It's great to be me. I think I'll stay home
tonight and count all the cameras and breasts in my apartment.
Your leader
Boobsy

Your joy about your life seems very shallow

I know a guy who has spent the last 5 or 6 years rebuilding a 100 year old
classic workboat.
14 tons of it.
He has recorded over 5000 hours work so far.... 99% of it entirely his own
skills and labour.
He has refurbished or replaced every single timber, selecting and seasoning
all the new wood himself.
He will launch it later this year... and she will sail again...
Your toys and shop bought gizmo's will never bring you the satisfaction and
contentment he will experience on that day.