In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month.

Excuse me you should have read a paper this year.
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I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history..

I guess you wern't around during the big gas shortage about 15 years ago.
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I'm proud that the members of m cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has
a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

Every presidents cabinet is made up of rich guys dufas.
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I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

Stupid comment. They just go up every election just like sales go up in every
business.
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I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
American history.

Good! Who needs those people around.
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With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.

Wrong!


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I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.

Stupid comment
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I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S.stock
market.

Tell us how Bush did that.
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I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period.

Excuse me I think Eisenhower holds that record.
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After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security
failure in U.S.history.

Also tell us how that was Bushe's fault.
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