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In article qeRFb.21000$HQ.3155@okepread02, Lady Pilot
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What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)


Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath. Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.

Might work.....

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"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:


What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by

e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)


Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath.


LOL! Typical male response.

Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.


rofl. That's great advice! I know of a Nordica-30 for sale, but I would
have to have his brand of OP imported.

Thanks! ;-)

LP


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In article gg5Gb.21170$HQ.12363@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:


What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by

e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)


Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath.


LOL! Typical male response.


Years of experience..... "To outfit a boat will cause you much trouble,
but to outfit a woman, the expenses are double." If you have the boat,
finding women to crew isn't a problem (except for losers like Simon).

Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.


rofl. That's great advice! I know of a Nordica-30 for sale, but I would
have to have his brand of OP imported.


I suspect he's not *that* fussy. Any rum 100 proof or over will
probably do. Speaking as a long-term rum drinker myself, I wouldn't
bother with white rums. Inner Circle OP (unobtainable in the USA) is
good, a dark rum with lots of flavour and 75% ethanol content. Bundy OP
isn't bad either, we were drinking that last weekend, but it's only
57%. Teenage children have some uses once they learn how much ice goes
in the rum. There may be hope for them yet.

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"Peter Wiley" wrote:

I suspect he's not *that* fussy. Any rum 100 proof or over will
probably do.


Oh, but I bet he is...but I'm sure any would do in a pinch.

Speaking as a long-term rum drinker myself, I wouldn't
bother with white rums. Inner Circle OP (unobtainable in the USA) is
good, a dark rum with lots of flavour and 75% ethanol content. Bundy OP
isn't bad either, we were drinking that last weekend, but it's only
57%.


I drink Myers's Rum (original dark 40%). I admit I haven't tried many
others...I don't care for Captain Morgan, too much spice.

Teenage children have some uses once they learn how much ice goes
in the rum. There may be hope for them yet.


Hehee. I will have to remember that, although I still haven't figured out
how to get my boys to clean their rooms get. Somedays it looks like a F-3
tornado runs through their rooms. :-)


LP


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In article YD7Gb.21322$HQ.21048@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:

I suspect he's not *that* fussy. Any rum 100 proof or over will
probably do.


Oh, but I bet he is...but I'm sure any would do in a pinch.

Speaking as a long-term rum drinker myself, I wouldn't
bother with white rums. Inner Circle OP (unobtainable in the USA) is
good, a dark rum with lots of flavour and 75% ethanol content. Bundy OP
isn't bad either, we were drinking that last weekend, but it's only
57%.


I drink Myers's Rum (original dark 40%). I admit I haven't tried many
others...I don't care for Captain Morgan, too much spice.


Yeah, I don't like it either. Might be cheap, but not sufficiently so.

Teenage children have some uses once they learn how much ice goes
in the rum. There may be hope for them yet.


Hehee. I will have to remember that, although I still haven't figured out
how to get my boys to clean their rooms get. Somedays it looks like a F-3
tornado runs through their rooms. :-)


Give up. What I do for my teenage daughters is give them 24 hours
warning that I'm going to sweep the entire load of crap on their floor
straight down the passageway and into the bin. After the first time I
did that, they got smart enough to pick up the stuff they really wanted
before I did it. Lotta screaming & tears that first time but they got
the message. Still don't clean their rooms but I don't bother much
about it either, easier to go the clean sweep than pick over the bomb
site. I'm on a plane and somewhere else by the time they work out some
stuff is gone forever :-)

PDW


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OP can mean "Overproof" but OP can mean Orther People's. I'm sure
Mooron will execpt either!

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"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Buy a crab crusher..


What's the exact definition of a "crab crusher"?

LP


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In article 1i5Gb.21171$HQ.14419@okepread02, Lady Pilot
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"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Buy a crab crusher..


What's the exact definition of a "crab crusher"?


A full keel cruising sailboat, not one of those fin keeled things that
draw too much water to get into shallow anchorages and don't track
worth a damn.

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"Peter Wiley" wrote:

A full keel cruising sailboat, not one of those fin keeled things that
draw too much water to get into shallow anchorages and don't track
worth a damn.


Thanks, I'll have to look the different keels up on the internet to see what
they look like.

LP


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Thanks, I'll have to look the different keels up on the internet to see =
what
they look like.

LP

Remember, preference of keel is an opinion. Us deep fin keelers know =
how to row our dinghies into those shallow areas without having to take =
the whole boat in...if you want to go swamp stalking with a boat, then =
you should get a pontoon picnic boat....and our deep fin tracks fine. =
set the sails correctly, lock down the wheel and sit and watch the =
scenery/

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