Pretty hard to miss something one can see on the
satellite images. It's not coming this way so I've
not mentioned it. If it does manage to become a
tropical storm it will never affect the mainland.

S.Simon


wrote in message ...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:26:05 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Well, I'm glad you excel at something.


Yeah. Simon the self-proclaimed "Weather Wizard" of alt.sailing.asa
seems to have missed the storm forming just south of Cuba. What a
leak!

BB

He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:


I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

No. You don't excel at that. Once in a great while you manage it,
which is far exceeded by how often I make you look foolish.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Something besides making you look foolish?

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Well, I'm glad you excel at something.

I think you mean 100s of IQ points... he always seems
to fall short in that department.

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 15:50:06 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



Pretty hard to miss something one can see on the
satellite images. It's not coming this way so I've
not mentioned it. If it does manage to become a
tropical storm it will never affect the mainland.

S.Simon


This wouldn't be the first time you were wrong by many hundreds of
miles.

BB



wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:26:05 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Well, I'm glad you excel at something.


Yeah. Simon the self-proclaimed "Weather Wizard" of alt.sailing.asa
seems to have missed the storm forming just south of Cuba. What a
leak!

BB

Or is the body pulled out of it's hair?

Ouch!

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...


I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:



I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

Now that paints a picture...

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

I cook an egg in the frying
pan and see a couple black kitty hairs in the white.
I used to try to remove it but I gave up. A little cat
hair certainly isn't going to give me a hairball.

Jon, are you stalking me?

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
I think you mean 100s of IQ points... he always seems
to fall short in that department.

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 15:50:06 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



Pretty hard to miss something one can see on the
satellite images. It's not coming this way so I've
not mentioned it. If it does manage to become a
tropical storm it will never affect the mainland.

S.Simon


This wouldn't be the first time you were wrong by many hundreds of
miles.

BB



wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:26:05 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Well, I'm glad you excel at something.


Yeah. Simon the self-proclaimed "Weather Wizard" of alt.sailing.asa
seems to have missed the storm forming just south of Cuba. What a
leak!

BB

Just like your Rita.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:


I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

Ummm... no. Why do you ask?

I'm just wondering why you're unwilling to make a small wager
to support your theory that Bushy will be re-elected.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


Jon, are you stalking me?

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I think you mean 100s of IQ points... he always seems
to fall short in that department.

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 15:50:06 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



Pretty hard to miss something one can see on the
satellite images. It's not coming this way so I've
not mentioned it. If it does manage to become a
tropical storm it will never affect the mainland.

S.Simon


This wouldn't be the first time you were wrong by many hundreds of
miles.

BB



wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:26:05 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Well, I'm glad you excel at something.


Yeah. Simon the self-proclaimed "Weather Wizard" of alt.sailing.asa
seems to have missed the storm forming just south of Cuba. What a
leak!

BB

I'll bet you , Jon

Scotty

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Ummm... no. Why do you ask?

I'm just wondering why you're unwilling to make a small wager
to support your theory that Bushy will be re-elected.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


Jon, are you stalking me?

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I think you mean 100s of IQ points... he always seems
to fall short in that department.

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 15:50:06 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



Pretty hard to miss something one can see on the
satellite images. It's not coming this way so I've
not mentioned it. If it does manage to become a
tropical storm it will never affect the mainland.

S.Simon


This wouldn't be the first time you were wrong by many hundreds of
miles.

BB



wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:26:05 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Well, I'm glad you excel at something.


Yeah. Simon the self-proclaimed "Weather Wizard" of
alt.sailing.asa
seems to have missed the storm forming just south of Cuba. What a
leak!

BB