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Bobsprit December 3rd 03 05:16 PM

Mooron?
 

What happened to Mooron?



Capt RB

Simple Simon December 3rd 03 05:36 PM

Mooron?
 
The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

What happened to Mooron?



Capt RB




Bobsprit December 3rd 03 05:58 PM

Mooron?
 
In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.


And what's wrong with that?

RB

Simple Simon December 3rd 03 06:02 PM

Mooron?
 
It shows lack of qualifications to get a civilized job.

We smart people use our brains not our muscles in
return for wages.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.


And what's wrong with that?

RB




Jonathan Ganz December 3rd 03 06:45 PM

Mooron?
 
I guess it takes a lot of brain power to read water meters....

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
It shows lack of qualifications to get a civilized job.

We smart people use our brains not our muscles in
return for wages.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.


And what's wrong with that?

RB






Bobsprit December 3rd 03 06:58 PM

Mooron?
 
It shows lack of qualifications to get a civilized job.


Construction is an excellent line of work. I have a few friends that worked in
construction and all were nicely retired in thier early 50's. Having done REAL
work they'd also stayed in shape. My uncle is in construction. He's 48 and owns
two nice homes. He also makes enough dough to fish on his restored Chris Craft.
He recently built a wall and folding door for my home theatre.

RB

Simple Simon December 3rd 03 09:24 PM

Mooron?
 
You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon



Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 12:36:34 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon


Awww you're just jealous.
Over here posties ride Honda 50 stepthrus
I'd figure that's about all you get too eh.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





The_navigator© December 3rd 03 09:59 PM

Mooron?
 
Damn now you've told them what you did before retirement. What a give
away, they all thought you were a postal worker (thanks to me :-))))).

Cheers MC


Simple Simon wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon



Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...

On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 12:36:34 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:


The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon


Awww you're just jealous.
Over here posties ride Honda 50 stepthrus
I'd figure that's about all you get too eh.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







Simple Simon December 3rd 03 10:20 PM

Mooron?
 
Don't worry about it one iota. These fools
will continue to cling to their misconceptions
like a comfortable old pair of shoes.

Look how some of them still view President
Bush in the face of overwhelming evidence
that Mr. Bush is among the best Presidents
this country has ever had.


S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
Damn now you've told them what you did before retirement. What a give
away, they all thought you were a postal worker (thanks to me :-))))).

Cheers MC


Simple Simon wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon



Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...

On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 12:36:34 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:


The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon

Awww you're just jealous.
Over here posties ride Honda 50 stepthrus
I'd figure that's about all you get too eh.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









Simple Simon December 3rd 03 10:21 PM

Mooron?
 
I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

S.Simon


wrote in message ...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 16:24:25 -0500, "Simple Simon" wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon


I now understand why you bought a Coronado. It was so you could maintain your
leak management skills.

BB





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