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I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

RB

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:

I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

Dust and cat hair wafting in the breeze on a boat? What a lazy, sloppy,
un-seamanlike, lubber!

Poor Neal. In an effort to illustrate one lie, he exposes himself yet again.
He's his own punching bag, his own punchline, the rock on which he runs aground
daily.
And it all happens aboard one of the worst boats ever molded from scrap plywood
and FG, fitted with purple cushions. Poor Fella.

RB

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Yes, but I can usually pick it out from between my teeth with little
trouble.

You guys....! How about a little decorum?

RB

Ok. I'm wrong. You were a leak-checker! Did
you have to have a couple of drinks first, or was
this something you really liked to do?

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. ... I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

So you were or weren't a postal worker?

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't worry about it one iota. These fools
will continue to cling to their misconceptions
like a comfortable old pair of shoes.

Look how some of them still view President
Bush in the face of overwhelming evidence
that Mr. Bush is among the best Presidents
this country has ever had.

S.Simon

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Damn now you've told them what you did before retirement. What a give
away, they all thought you were a postal worker (thanks to me :-))))).

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon

Donals Dilemma wrote in message
...

On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 12:36:34 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

The bum finally went to work. He mentioned something
about having a winter contract operating snow removal
and road grading equipment. In other words just another
construction worker of the heavy equipment operator
type.

S.Simon

Awww you're just jealous.
Over here posties ride Honda 50 stepthrus
I'd figure that's about all you get too eh.

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

You keep your cat in the bilge??? I think someone should
report you for cruelty to animals.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

S.Simon

wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 16:24:25 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon

I now understand why you bought a Coronado. It was so you could maintain
your
leak management skills.

BB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Yes, but I can usually pick it out from between my teeth with little
trouble.

You guys....! How about a little decorum?

I once worked at a company who had a Marketing Director called Dick Oram.

Honestly.

Regards

Donal
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