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The cats dead remember?
Cheers MC Jonathan Ganz wrote: You keep your cat in the bilge??? I think someone should report you for cruelty to animals. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges this dry? S.Simon wrote in message ... On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 16:24:25 -0500, "Simple Simon" wrote: You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description? You shouldn't because it makes you look about as dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs. I worked for the water company for ten years. My job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using various means (mostly inputting computer readouts of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of concern where crews were directed to sound for leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty of time using sounding instruments and other means to locate leaks personally as the crews were not too motivated to find the more difficult to find leaks because they knew they would have to do even more work repairing them. I had my own office, computer, telephone extension, etc. This is pretty far from reading meters. So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional who made his fortune with his head because, although my body is also superior to most, the head work is what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training is for monkeys and football players. S.Simon I now understand why you bought a Coronado. It was so you could maintain your leak management skills. BB |
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You lose. You don't even own a boat. Bwahahahhahahahahahahah! S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges this dry? I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean. You lose again! RB |
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Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?
S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere... Cheers MC Bobsprit wrote: I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges this dry? I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean. You lose again! |
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Try to remember, Booby, that even the worst boat being
OWNED is better than owning none at all which is where you find yourself. Bwahahahahhahahahahahah! S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Dust and cat hair wafting in the breeze on a boat? What a lazy, sloppy, un-seamanlike, lubber! Poor Neal. In an effort to illustrate one lie, he exposes himself yet again. He's his own punching bag, his own punchline, the rock on which he runs aground daily. And it all happens aboard one of the worst boats ever molded from scrap plywood and FG, fitted with purple cushions. Poor Fella. RB |
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It was a challenging and rewarding job. I could do
my own thing over half the length of the Keys and answered to no one because no one understood what I was doing other than the results which were better by a factor of three or four than most water companies. Whereas most water utilities accept water losses of from 30 to 40 percent as normal, I kept the losses in the Upper Keys down around five to six percent. They paid me thousands I saved them millions. They got more than their money's worth. S.Simon "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... Ok. I'm wrong. You were a leak-checker! Did you have to have a couple of drinks first, or was this something you really liked to do? "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I worked for the water company for ten years. My job title was Leak Control Coordinator. ... I also spent plenty of time using sounding instruments and other means to locate leaks personally as the crews were not too motivated to find the more difficult to find leaks because they knew they would have to do even more work repairing them. |
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He and Lady Pilot went to Puerto Vallarta fir a holiday together, where =
they will secretly wed. They will then fly back to Great Slave Lake to = spend their honeymoon before a log fire in a cozy cabin, roasting a = moose on the spit. They do have a snowmobile for transportation but = have left their cell phones at home. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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My bilge is completely bone dry, but it sure isn't loaded with dust and =
cat hair! BB Our bilge is dry, too, except when the oce cubes in the ice box = melt....I have this image of neal pouring kitty litter into his bilge = and leaving the hatch cover off so Little Neal can do his tinkle.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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C'mon, Katy, being a former pet groomer you know how
cat hair is. It gets everywhere because it seems to have no oil it in. It's so light it just floats around and gets into everything. I make coffee and while drinking it I notice cat hair floating, I cook an egg in the frying pan and see a couple black kitty hairs in the white. I used to try to remove it but I gave up. A little cat hair certainly isn't going to give me a hairball. S.Simon "katysails" wrote in message ... My bilge is completely bone dry, but it sure isn't loaded with dust and cat hair! BB Our bilge is dry, too, except when the oce cubes in the ice box melt....I have this image of neal pouring kitty litter into his bilge and leaving the hatch cover off so Little Neal can do his tinkle.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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They should do that. Those two losers deserve each other.
S.Simon "katysails" wrote in message ... He and Lady Pilot went to Puerto Vallarta fir a holiday together, where they will secretly wed. They will then fly back to Great Slave Lake to spend their honeymoon before a log fire in a cozy cabin, roasting a moose on the spit. They do have a snowmobile for transportation but have left their cell phones at home. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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