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The Fender Horror!
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg
Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours. Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in building winds. A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the fenders remained on deck! Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place. Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do! The Brave Captain RB |
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The Fender Horror!
You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic.
DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32???? "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours. Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in building winds. A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the fenders remained on deck! Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place. Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do! The Brave Captain RB |
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The Fender Hore!
he should have admitted he's a lazy slob in the beginning, now he's just
digging his hole deeper and deeper. SV "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic. DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32???? "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours. Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in building winds. A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the fenders remained on deck! Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place. Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do! The Brave Captain RB |
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The Fender Hore!
If he hears people speaking Chinese, you know he finally went to far.
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... he should have admitted he's a lazy slob in the beginning, now he's just digging his hole deeper and deeper. SV "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic. DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32???? "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours. Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in building winds. A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the fenders remained on deck! Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place. Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do! The Brave Captain RB |
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The Fender Horror!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours. Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in building winds. A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the fenders remained on deck! Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place. Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do! Bob - you are beginning to sound like my wife! Let me explain. From time to time, I pass comment on my wife's driving. I make useful suggestions, such as, "The lights are red", or, "Don't stop - the lights are green." or, "You should look where you're going when you are reversing." I recently suggested that doing 50mph round a sharp bend at the top of a hill, in a 30mph zone, was probably a bit dangerous. Like you, she proclaimed that she knew what she was doing. In fact, she drove round that bend, at that speed every day, without incident. Furthrermore, she informed me that I was an idiot, and that I should shut up! A couple of weeks ago, I was practising the piano in the playroom, when there was a very loud bang. You guessed it! She reversed into the bloody house - at SPEED! You see, she reverses around the side of the house every day. She does this without incident. So why should she look? Your attitude towards the fenders is exactly the same as my wife's attitude towards driving. She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving license. And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her driving. A couple of years ago, at a dinner party, I was regaling the guests with tales of my wife's motoring escapades when she exploded(BTW she really can explode!). She accused me of telling the same old boring stories years after she had any accidents. -- The next morning, a bill for £80 pounds arrived in the post, for a neighbours replacement bumper. Regards Donal -- Regards Donal -- |
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The Fender Horror!
She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license. My wife has been driving for 16 years and never had an accident. She drives a 6 speed expertly as do I. I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage! RB |
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The Fender Horror!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving license. My wife has been driving for 16 years and never had an accident. She drives a 6 speed expertly as do I. I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage! I've got a real woman!! I would strongly suggest that you check your's out - for signs of surgery. You don't have much time to spare if you want to have children! Regards Donal -- |
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The Fender Horror!
speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage! I've got a real woman!! Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury. RB |
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The Fender Horror!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... speed expertly as do I. I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage! I've got a real woman!! Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury. Sorry! What's a "stick"? Regards Donal -- |
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The Fender Horror!
Ummm... I think that's the whole point. You being small in that area that
is. "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... speed expertly as do I. I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage! I've got a real woman!! Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury. RB |
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