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Simple Simon November 27th 03 01:06 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
I bet I'm gonna be one of the few sensible persons
to celebrate Thanksgiving by fasting and exercising
instead of stuffing my face.

Bobsprit has already started stuffing his fat face. But,
Bobsprit is a fat hog and typical ugly American while I
am still dieting and now weigh 166 pounds. I refuse to
allow the holiday season to make me become obese like
most of you here who value your fat stomachs and clogged
cardio-vascular system over your quality of life.

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon



Simple Simon November 27th 03 01:11 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
There is one sure bet with respect to this post - that
being NONE of the female subscribers except Haggie
will post their real weight and height.

S.Simon


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I bet I'm gonna be one of the few sensible persons
to celebrate Thanksgiving by fasting and exercising
instead of stuffing my face.

Bobsprit has already started stuffing his fat face. But,
Bobsprit is a fat hog and typical ugly American while I
am still dieting and now weigh 166 pounds. I refuse to
allow the holiday season to make me become obese like
most of you here who value your fat stomachs and clogged
cardio-vascular system over your quality of life.

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon





The_navigator© November 27th 03 01:21 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
6' 4" 189

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

I bet I'm gonna be one of the few sensible persons
to celebrate Thanksgiving by fasting and exercising
instead of stuffing my face.

Bobsprit has already started stuffing his fat face. But,
Bobsprit is a fat hog and typical ugly American while I
am still dieting and now weigh 166 pounds. I refuse to
allow the holiday season to make me become obese like
most of you here who value your fat stomachs and clogged
cardio-vascular system over your quality of life.

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon




Bobsprit November 27th 03 01:24 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

Excellent troll!!!

My Height: 6'3
My Weight: 203 (today)

I'm hoping to build my chest and arms up a bit more, and with my naturally
healthy frame end up at around 215 or so. Over the winter I may drop to 195 due
to the running and biking, but I'm confident my muscles will grow quickly
again. 16 months ago I weighed close to 260! My doctor says 210-220 is about
right given my build.
There is simply no one here who can match me physically. Period.

Capt RB

Bobsprit November 27th 03 01:28 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
6' 4" 189

Cheers MC

Looks like another person built like an actual man instead of Capt. Neal's Wood
Allen build!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

RB

Simple Simon November 27th 03 07:10 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
According to the weight charts you're about right.
Bobsprit is a bit too heavy.
Navigator is about right, as well.
I'm right in the middle of the chart, myself.

So far, everybody else is obese . . .

S.Simon


Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...
On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 20:06:38 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon


Hmmm 6' and about 175.

You worried about that scrawny body of yours not being up to an ocean
voyage?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Simple Simon November 27th 03 07:19 AM

Thanksgiving fast. (and fat)
 


You know what's really sad.

It's really sad that America is so obese. I go to the
grocery store and see all these obese people waddling
along the aisles loading their carts with all kinds of
sugary and fatty crap and it's gotten so that when I
do see, on rare occasions, a normal person he or she
actually looks skinny.

I look in the newspaper and almost every picture
of a person or groups of people show examples of
obesity. It's disgusting. Obese people have
the nerve to call normal people skinny. Even at
200 pounds (forty pounds overweight) I look
thin compared to the average person on the street
I see these days. Even the children are just plain
fat - just shorter versions of their pig parents.

I wish your foreigners would start calling a spade
a spade and start ragging on Americans as being
disgusting examples of obesity and lack of self-
respect and discipline when it comes to eating. I'd
say we need some serious shaming to point out how
disgusting obese and decadent most of us have
become.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
6' 4" 189

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

I bet I'm gonna be one of the few sensible persons
to celebrate Thanksgiving by fasting and exercising
instead of stuffing my face.

Bobsprit has already started stuffing his fat face. But,
Bobsprit is a fat hog and typical ugly American while I
am still dieting and now weigh 166 pounds. I refuse to
allow the holiday season to make me become obese like
most of you here who value your fat stomachs and clogged
cardio-vascular system over your quality of life.

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon






Simple Simon November 27th 03 07:27 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
You foreigners do have a more realistic body
image than us oinker Americans and that's the
truth. You must look at the average obese American
and feel disgust, pity, humor, loathing or all manner
of other valid emotions. I wonder why you don't
call a spade a spade more often.

S.Simon


Donals Dilemma wrote in message ...
Actually Cappy, I'd be happier a few pounds lighter.
Must be the fat head ;-)




Jonathan Ganz November 27th 03 08:40 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
If you had friends, you wouldn't have to do that.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I bet I'm gonna be one of the few sensible persons
to celebrate Thanksgiving by fasting and exercising
instead of stuffing my face.


Old news.

Bobsprit has already started stuffing his fat face. But,
Bobsprit is a fat hog and typical ugly American while I


Do you have to get surgery to tighten up your skin flab?

am still dieting and now weigh 166 pounds. I refuse to
allow the holiday season to make me become obese like
most of you here who value your fat stomachs and clogged
cardio-vascular system over your quality of life.


Actually, weight has little to do with health. It's exercise
that counts, or lack of it. 5'10", 165. Gym 2-3 per week.
Weights and cardio. Sailing keeps me calm.

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.

S.Simon





Wally November 27th 03 08:40 AM

Thanksgiving fast.
 
Simple Simon wrote:

I have a little request. I would like all the regulars here
to post a reply with their height and weight. Those who
do not reply will be assumed to be obese. I bet I don't
get even a handful of respondents.


5'10"
165lbs


--
Wally
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk





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