"DSK" wrote in message
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| "Seahag" wrote in message
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| | You *have* turned evil since you got that powerboat!
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Doug has been taken by the Dark Side...... ;-)
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| So, do you feel a chill in the air when I come into the newsgroup?

I've always attributed that to the waft from my high test rum but now that
you mention it....

Have you learned to balance a beer on your gut so you can steer and gun the
throttle at the same time?

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Have you learned to balance a beer on your gut so you can steer and gun the
throttle at the same time?


An old trucker was reminiscing to pass the miles. "In the old days it
took a man to drive a truck cuz of the "crash box" - one foot on the
clutch the other on the throttle, one hand on the gear lever, the other
on the "brownie", ahh those were the days!" A lady driver promptly asked
"Oh Ya! then what 'nhell did you steer with?" "Like I said," sez he,
"took a man to drive a truck ..." Maybe the same applies here (c: