Nothin sticks to my tight, well muscled butt. My pants just look painted on
because I'm so damn fit, buff, and well proportioned I can wear tight pants
and look good...... not look like you imitating an overstuffed cellulite
sausage.

Now waddle off back to your Lazy Boy and take a big load off those ankles of
yours.

CM


"jlrogers" wrote in message
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| No wonder your pants stick to your butt.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| Try Diaper Cream..... rub it on thick.
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