"Simple Simon" wrote:

I can't stand it. You all see the type of women I have
aboard my boat when you visit my Web Home yet

All fake pics downloaded off the internet...

you and LP and LS and _NH/)_ and Ms. Carroll
are all having fantasies about crewing on my fine
yacht. Give it up, girls, you had your chance and
you didn't take it seriously so now you're cast aside
like so much old, rusty anchor chain.

You would jump at the chance for one of us to sail with you.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:uqlkb.2942$B_2.915@okepread02...
You would jump at the chance for one of us to sail with you.

Hardly. Women on a sailboat are a giant pain in the posterior!

Women belong ashore where they can enjoy air-conditioned
surroundings and thousands of gallons of water to wash themselves
five or six times a day so they can hide their own smell which
they find offensive. They slather themselves with enough perfume
and cosmetics to sink or suffocate a battleship. They all have a
hair fetish and they cannot keep their hands off their own hair -
always fiddling with and flicking it around. More money is
spent on women's hair care in this country than the entire
military budget. It's sad and it's sick.

Women are best taken and left. That's the way nature intended
it. You know it in your heart that's this is the case.

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote:

http://captneal.homestead.com/index2.html

checks the above link ROFLMAO!

You do have a very vivid imagination!

LP

Your web skills are even lower than Katy's.=20

Thje difference, however, is that I have never purported to have any.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

So by your definition you are not a sailor?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Out of laziness more like. Only had about a quarter mile
of channel beating out of St. Augustine, FL then it would
have been a screaming reach going south to Miami.

How do you figure that? If I knew the boom wouldn't take it
and had I not stuffed that big wave on the tack so it swung me
around so fast I would have made it out with no breakage.

One must push his boat to the limit to know her weaknesses.
It was fortunate the boom broke when it did when it was
so easy and safe to tuck tale and run back in a marked
channel. If the boom had broken in other circumstances
it might have portended disaster.

I'd say that makes me a sailor.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
So by your definition you are not a sailor?

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
You would jump at the chance for one of us to sail with you.

Hardly. Women on a sailboat are a giant pain in the posterior!

So now it's obvious to everyone why you don't have women aboard your
yacht...

LP (no surprise)

Or, one knows the limits of one's boat before one sets
out, and pushes it to those limits.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
How do you figure that? If I knew the boom wouldn't take it
and had I not stuffed that big wave on the tack so it swung me
around so fast I would have made it out with no breakage.

One must push his boat to the limit to know her weaknesses.
It was fortunate the boom broke when it did when it was
so easy and safe to tuck tale and run back in a marked
channel. If the boom had broken in other circumstances
it might have portended disaster.

I'd say that makes me a sailor.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
So by your definition you are not a sailor?

Simple Simon wrote:

I like to use Homesteads editor mostly because it has FTP
built in and is compatible in every way with what they're
doing.

Until they decide to change something. I use EditPlus for Windows - coloured
syntax highlighting and built in FTP.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.