"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:uqlkb.2942$B_2.915@okepread02...
You would jump at the chance for one of us to sail with you.

Hardly. Women on a sailboat are a giant pain in the posterior!

Women belong ashore where they can enjoy air-conditioned
surroundings and thousands of gallons of water to wash themselves
five or six times a day so they can hide their own smell which
they find offensive. They slather themselves with enough perfume
and cosmetics to sink or suffocate a battleship. They all have a
hair fetish and they cannot keep their hands off their own hair -
always fiddling with and flicking it around. More money is
spent on women's hair care in this country than the entire
military budget. It's sad and it's sick.

Women are best taken and left. That's the way nature intended
it. You know it in your heart that's this is the case.

S.Simon