"Wally" wrote in message
| So far, the offers to crew have been from women. I'm not sure if they'd be
| into firing off a barrage of moons (mind you, they could fire them inboard
| to the cockpit...).

Get'em Drunk first...

| A mate of mine has one of those in his conservatory - it has batteries and
| says things like 'pretty polly' when you pull a cord.

Steal it... that's what a real Pirate would do!!!!

| Been thinking about the hat, and the eye patch, but I draw the line before
| the peg leg. As for the Greek Fisherman's Hat, gimme a break - I'm not
some
| nancy boy!

Oz is a Corporate Pirate.... real pirates hate them types! ;-)

CM