Capt. Mooron wrote:

Wally... when you're a Pirate... you just don't ask for permission
nor partake of etiquette. Fly the darned Flag anywhere it pleases
you. If some fool comes up alongside and laments the fact... have
your crew stand to the rail and drop their "gunports" to adequately
fire a proper barge of "Moons"....

So far, the offers to crew have been from women. I'm not sure if they'd be
into firing off a barrage of moons (mind you, they could fire them inboard
to the cockpit...).


I carry one of those stuffed plush Parrots... [it was a gift from the
Girls on my last Hen Frigate Tour].

A mate of mine has one of those in his conservatory - it has batteries and
says things like 'pretty polly' when you pull a cord.


BTW... you should really get a good Pirates Hat! [ not one of those
lame gay Greek Fisherman's Hats like Oz wears]

Been thinking about the hat, and the eye patch, but I draw the line before
the peg leg. As for the Greek Fisherman's Hat, gimme a break - I'm not some
nancy boy!


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Wally
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