"Vito" wrote in message
| Let me enlighten you. The big news rags like Time and Life got fat
| reporting WW2 but the war was over and reporters were getting sacked for
| lack of news to report. So they created it. When AMA held a Gypsy Tour
| in Hollister, Ca (1947) the rags media called it a riot, blaming the
| most prominent club there. Then Hollywood made a movie about it and 100s
| of young men set out to *act* like Brando. These *fans* made the rules
| you keep blowing about based on Hollywood fantasies. Don't believe me,
| go read Sonny's own book about the Oakland crew. The bright spot was Lee
| Marvin - he actually worked with Wino to develop his character.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

|
| OTOH you're right. I never joined a fan club. I deeply respect some for
| having created a "reality" of their own, much like the NFL and NASCAR
| have done, but always thot their enforced conformity odd for guys who
| talk about freedom and I have zero respect for the yuppies who co-opted
| that reality.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

|
| I was instead fortunate enough to be accepted by the original "Hollister
| Wreacking Crew" and still have my tat and rags. Don't believe it? Hey,
| some dudes think god's son was named Jesus instead of Hurcules. I could
| care less.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Thanks! That's the best joke I've heard all day. I can see you now,
| posing with other ducks, brave because you're protected by the law.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Danny thot the same way til he met Franky. Nutle used to bully nerds out
| of their lunch money til somebody threw him under a car. The 280#
| Canadian soccer star hired to teach shop really was intimidating cuz he
| could whip any three of us - but when some homies kicked him into a coma
| and left him for dead he fled back to Canada where a duck can safely
| posture.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa


|
| That's because your sheltered existence has always protected you from my
| reality but if (when) you ever meet that reality you'll **** your pants
| just like the soccer jock did. Meanwhile, you're brave and feisty -
| certain things like that never happen.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Inspect ceremonial garb in a museum some time. Some have mirrors sewn
| into them, others had them tied on. That's why mirrors were such good
| trade goods. The reasons are too esoteric for anyone with your cultural
| background to understand. Did you know that Julius Ceasar was
| omnisexual?

Oh Yeah... they had mirrors for centuries... they learned to grind it
themselves from plastic ice... Bwahahahahahahahaha

| It was you!!! Sealskin panties, Caribou muff (c: .... ever a kid,
| playing games in nice safe woods and ponds, safe because the government
| shields you from the real world - you hope.

You better not plan on walkin' with home tanned sealskin shorts...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Jeeze, just when I thot you couldn't get any sillier. What have you
| survived? Camping in the park? Sailing? Hanging with outlaw yuppies?
| Gimme a break, my old busted ribs are hurting ...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa

| That's Ph.D. and your idea of street smarts is being able to find the
| disco. Ever set anybody on fire? Wearing pants so low your crack showed
| was in style in '55. Pouring a little gas down one and flicking your bic
| created quite a spectacle in a crowded hall but the victim always
| survives. I can imagine you in your 'bou hide doing the Compton chicken
| dance then bragging about survival.

I got so confused at the tribal cerimony... I'm certain they said srew a
grizzly and wrestle a squaw!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa


| I've had the good fortune to work with one of the original SEALs and the
| Teams out of Little Creek did woodland training at AP Hill just down the
| road. They didn't need to "carry themselves" any particular way. You
| must mean disco ducks or RCMP officers.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| ... usually led sheltered lives. Like Danny. He'd been in lots of
| "fights" wherein you push some smaller kid and if he pushes you back
| somebody breaks it up and he gets in trouble. When you grow up you run
| off at the mouth in a country known for pacifists, "confident" your
| victim won't bust your face cuz you both know he'll go to the can if he
| does. Such reinforcement makes you confident but deep inside you know
| your bravado is ready to take a crap at the slightest threat - like
| having to admit that your women have enjoyed other men more than they
| enjoy you. That's the real reason you're so riled up by my little story
| - it threatens your self esteem because you suspect it's about someone
| just like you ... and you're prolly right.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa

|
| Yes, I lack your naive confidence. I've seen "confident" bullies like
| you get up in the wrong face and step back with a knife in their gut, or
| get shot dead for insulting a woman, so I tend to be humble. A frat boy
| who **** on Wino died of some mysterious lung disease as tho he'd been
| breathing asbestos dust and guess what: the same folks who did him and
| never faced arrest could do you or me just as easily. So I try to watch
| my mouth and avoid personal attacks.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaa

| You really otta work on that hangup. Why would something half the dudes
| on this NG have done make anybody feel superior? Didn't *any* of the
| ladies you've known go on to get married and have kids, or do you make
| women frigid/gay? What makes my story funny is that the groom, in his
| hubris thot otherwise. That's the joke. Get it yet? No? Then you'll not
| like Chaucer either.

The joke's on you... get it??? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote
| .... Then you'll not like Chaucer either.

The joke's on you... get it??? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


Naw, the joke was on the carpenter ....