On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 20:24:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.


Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!


You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Hey, little one, have you ever heard of the Tennessee/Tombigbee Waterway
and the Cumberland River? Yes, one can sail from Mobile, Alabama to
Nashville, Tennessee.

S.Simon - knows how to spell 'turd', at least


"Horvath" wrote ...

You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 09:00:55 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Hey, little one, have you ever heard of the Tennessee/Tombigbee Waterway
and the Cumberland River? Yes, one can sail from Mobile, Alabama to
Nashville, Tennessee.

You sailed to Nashville? Or motored there?

To some of us there's a big difference.

S.Simon - knows how to spell 'turd', at least

You makin fun of my name, Simple? Do you know your name rhymes with
"pimple"?



"Horvath" wrote ...

You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors

I like my house.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

It's great to be me.

S.Simon -

Its not us you have to convince... Its you that seems to be in doubt.
Why else would you post this drivvel?

I agree with S.S., that's why I stay in one place.
Scout
Men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish
they are after.
---- Henry David Thoreau ----


"Simple Simon" wrote:
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay, . . .

"Scout" wrote:

Men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish
they are after.
---- Henry David Thoreau ----

Hmm, then what *are* they after?

LP

the game, of course

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
Hmm, then what *are* they after?

It's great to be me.

Broken boom, "Fixed" still showing a bend in it!

RB

Simple Simon wrote:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.


Ya got me there, Simon; but that's because I just recently took up
sailing because my aged and abused body no longer allows me to pursue
more rigorous pleasures.

Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
not for sex.