"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Let me ask you, would you stand in line and pay to see
the same old movie hundreds or thousands of times?

That's what married folks do or those in 'committed relationships'.

S.Simon - likes a little variety once in a while

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.

I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for their
guests' general entertainment who explained that her fiance was a well
heeled MBA/lawyer. She'd told him she was saving herself for marriage to
whip him up to the alter the very next weekend! They'd planned to go
shopping that night but Ol Salty'd asked her to do this gig and since it
might be *weeks*, even **months** before she got another chance to bed
30-40 bikers in a row, she called the poor john to break the date - and
when asked why blurted out the truth!!! He found that so preposterous he
laughed, and that's what kept her giggling lick after lick. Of course
such adventures are old hat to sailors but .... (c;

"Vito" wrote in message

| Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
| ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.
|
| I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for ... snip

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.
I've seen them and was put off by the notion or suggestion to participate.

I've got friends who are bikers... I'll tell you what I've always told them.
I have no need for backup and little respect for anyone that requires to
travel in a pack. They are cowards and lack honour.... I can say this of you
as well... it's reflected in your statements. I can't actually judge the
woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her fiancé... but I doubt
it could be considered stable or sane. To boast of such a feat is beyond
judicious and points to your own failings.

Don't include all sailors in your malicious exploits. You lack backbone and
are beneath my contempt....

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.

Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
sex any time but their company rarely.

Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

I've got friends who are bikers...

No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

I have no need for backup ....

With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.


I can say this of you as well...

You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
speaker.

I can't actually judge the woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her
fiancé... but I doubt it could be considered stable or sane.

Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

To boast of such a feat is beyond judicious and points to your own failings.

Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

You lack backbone ...

I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

I ran a cheap appartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
in the court then slip off one by one as dark approached. Then their
women'd do the same, each returning a couple hours later with a john for
a quick one before their men returned about 2AM. Next day the dudes'd
assemble to brag about getting laid. Concerned about what their women do
in their absence? "Hell no! I bang her so good she'd never want anybody
else!" I shut up then. Had I suggested they might be wrong about that,
they'd have called me names, right?

...and are beneath my contempt....

Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
counted among them.

Vito,

I guess you're just to young to ever remember the lines in Hawaii during
WW2.for the whore houses. They were over blocks long. As a young man of
19, I remember them very well. That is another story for another time,
surfice it to say the lines were longer than the movies lines or the
beer lines

OT

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.


Pilots who stay in the airport or in their airplanes don't
have to clear customs in the Bahamas, Haiti, Turks and
Caicos etc. Are you really a pilot?

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote:



"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.


Pilots who stay in the airport or in their airplanes don't
have to clear customs in the Bahamas, Haiti, Turks and
Caicos etc. Are you really a pilot?

I think you just answered your own question. Yes.

LP

"I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally ..."

Inside the boundary line I guess, that would account for the "nearshore"
limitation on the operators permit.

What a joke ...

Rick