On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 16:59:05 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:

On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 23:03:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
|
| I've only ever heard the stall horn once. That was enough for me...

We were taking off from Fort Franklin on a flight to Norman Wells and the
young pilot asked me if I ever did a "Fighter Take-Off"...

Got launched off an aircraft carrier once, unfortunately we had to
land a runway.

I didn't know runways could fly. Must have been hard to land it.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.

Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
sex any time but their company rarely.

Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

I've got friends who are bikers...

No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

I have no need for backup ....

With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.


I can say this of you as well...

You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
speaker.

I can't actually judge the woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her
fiancé... but I doubt it could be considered stable or sane.

Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

To boast of such a feat is beyond judicious and points to your own failings.

Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

You lack backbone ...

I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

I ran a cheap appartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
in the court then slip off one by one as dark approached. Then their
women'd do the same, each returning a couple hours later with a john for
a quick one before their men returned about 2AM. Next day the dudes'd
assemble to brag about getting laid. Concerned about what their women do
in their absence? "Hell no! I bang her so good she'd never want anybody
else!" I shut up then. Had I suggested they might be wrong about that,
they'd have called me names, right?

...and are beneath my contempt....

Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
counted among them.

"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
| don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
| I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
| Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
| finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
| sex any time but their company rarely.

The terminology suits the mentality... seems like you line up a lot in life.
At least you know your place in line by now... at the end.


| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting about stuff you've never
accomplished. People who talk a lot about gettin' it... usually ain't.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.

| With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
| wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
| heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
| If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
| then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it. The Sioux
didn't wear mirrors you idiot!


| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.

| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me. It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal
passion.

| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.

|
| I ran a cheap apartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
| in the court then slip snip the delusional ranting of a Never Was


So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...
poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight).

The terminology suits the mentality...

.... of the one who used it - specifically you frat boy.

| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting ...

You are. I boasted of nothing, but rather related a story about a
cuckold - a story that obviously deeply and abnormally disturbes you. I
wonder why.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.

Right. Sure you do. The Litigators or Proctologists MC? When a buddy
rides up with one like that we call it a tank slapper.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.

AFAIK none posed for Penthouse. Most married dudes like you to better
afford the easy riders they supported. Now the truth's out you're
attacking the messenger.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it.

Sure you will.

The Sioux didn't wear mirrors you idiot!

Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows and get back to
me.

| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.

Your overactive imagination is working overtime to protect your self
esteem. Fact is you haven't a clue about me or what I've accomplished.
Your unfounded personal attack suggests that you are in fact just like
the sucker in my story, but cannot admit it.


| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me.

I simply related a story I found amusing. Since it hardly magnified any
achievement it cannot be called a "boast". I'm sorry it hit you so close
to home.

It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal passion.

That comes from doing both with about equal frequency. I suppose if I'd
had to support some gal's real love to make out I feel different.


| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.

Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...

Actually, it was in Compton, just south of LA.

poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!

Sorry CP. She must have hurt you alot to put you so deep into denial.

matt colie wrote in message ...
Capt.Simple,
You seem to have forgotten that since(if) one is a documented mariner, a
passport is not required when you are traveling as a part of ship's company.
I have never had a US passport, but I have been ashore in eigtheen
places that when not land bordered to or protectorates of the USA.

Matt Colie - Lifelong Waterman (we lived on a Maine-built ketch),
Licensed Mariner (Pilot (what they now call master) and Engineer) and
Congential Sailor (all we ever did, all I've ever done)




Gee Matt we call pilots- pilots. And Masters- Master of. In my case
1,600 ton freight and towing vessels.

Whats your Master ticket # and whats it for? Is your engineering
ticket for wiper or oiler?

Joe
Masters ticket # 607529
MSV RedCloud




Simple Simon wrote:
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!

"Vito" wrote in message

| .... of the one who used it - specifically you frat boy.

Frat??? Bwahahahahahaaa... so you think everyone that doesn't slum and
steal goes to college???

| You are. I boasted of nothing, but rather related a story about a
| cuckold - a story that obviously deeply and abnormally disturbes you. I
| wonder why.

Oh yeah... sure ya did... a story about how you assume getting in line for
sex is the natural way of things!!

| Right. Sure you do. The Litigators or Proctologists MC? When a buddy
| rides up with one like that we call it a tank slapper.

It don't take much to amuse the dense....

| AFAIK none posed for Penthouse. Most married dudes like you to better
| afford the easy riders they supported. Now the truth's out you're
| attacking the messenger.

Yeah sure they did.... more likely they married "dudes" like you waiting in
line for your turn.

| Sure you will.

Count on it.... I ain't shy about stating my piece. I don't intimidate well
either.

| Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows and get back to
| me.

Which Paper Back novel is that... did they print it with big letters and
little words so you could read it in the bus terminal and understand it?

| Your overactive imagination is working overtime to protect your self
| esteem. Fact is you haven't a clue about me or what I've accomplished.
| Your unfounded personal attack suggests that you are in fact just like
| the sucker in my story, but cannot admit it.

AFAIK... I ain't the one bragging about line ups for sloppy 32nds.

| I simply related a story I found amusing. Since it hardly magnified any
| achievement it cannot be called a "boast". I'm sorry it hit you so close
| to home.

Your just ****ed because I called you out on some delusional tale and
slapped some reality into you. Don't be so friggin' sensitive.

| That comes from doing both with about equal frequency. I suppose if I'd
| had to support some gal's real love to make out I feel different.

I bet you do both with your hand on your dick as well. How could you suppose
anything...

| Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

WTF... you're slippin gears now Bucky!

| Actually, it was in Compton, just south of LA.

Oh sure.. pick a spot .. any spot... the line starts on the left... sure!

| Sorry CP. She must have hurt you alot to put you so deep into denial.

It's CM.... you must be rattled. What a load of crap you shovel... next
time you think you're being funny or cute... whack your dick in the drawer a
few times and see if that don't let some blood back into your dense skull.

CM

Capt.Simple,
You seem to have forgotten that since(if) one is a documented mariner, a
passport is not required when you are traveling as a part of ship's company.
I have never had a US passport, but I have been ashore in eigtheen
places that when not land bordered to or protectorates of the USA.

Matt Colie - Lifelong Waterman (we lived on a Maine-built ketch),
Licensed Mariner (Pilot (what they now call master) and Engineer) and
Congential Sailor (all we ever did, all I've ever done)



Simple Simon wrote:
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!

the game, of course

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
Hmm, then what *are* they after?

Vito,

I guess you're just to young to ever remember the lines in Hawaii during
WW2.for the whore houses. They were over blocks long. As a young man of
19, I remember them very well. That is another story for another time,
surfice it to say the lines were longer than the movies lines or the
beer lines

OT

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

... so you think everyone that doesn't slum and steal goes to college???

No, nor are most grads frat boys. But if it walks like a duck and
*talks* like a duck ...

| I boasted of nothing, ...

Oh yeah... sure ya did... a story about how you assume getting in line for
sex is the natural way of things!!

The story wasn't about *me*, it was about women using guys like you.
Just for drill let's assume there were 100 in line. That suggests she
enjoyed 100+ orgasms, far more than you (or I) could give her. You find
that dispicable. The next day she marries her john and they go on a
honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

.. more likely they married "dudes" like you waiting in line for your turn.

That's oxymooronic. The "dudes" getting it free didn't have big $$$ like
her john, so why would she marry *one* of them when she could enjoy them
all with no commitments? Free minded lasses like her marry bucks-up boys
they can P-whip who'll spoil them, not bikers who blow every cent on
machinery. They just use us for sex. There, does that make you feel
better?

I don't intimidate well either.
Methinks you protest too much.

| Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows ...

Which Paper Back novel is that...

Your ignorance is showing again. Maybe somebody can loan you a copy. The
look into another culture will help you with your hang ups.

AFAIK... I ain't the one bragging about line ups for sloppy 32nds.

No, but you ARE acting like you were her john. Question is why.

Your just ****ed ....

Naw, I'm trained to counsel guys like you so I don't take it personal. I
see your over reaction to tales of cuckoldry as crys for help, but I
cannot do much in this forum.

You brag about 3 women. That's great. But surely you don't imagine you
were their first, or even their first that day, or last? So why must you
think being 3rd or 100th makes you better than the dude before/after
you? And why does it matter if he was minutes or days before? Why does
your ego *need* to ignore their other adventures? Why do you identify
with the cuckold in my story so strongly you have to attack me for
reminding you about .... what?

No, don't tell me (I get paid to listen) but DO get help before your
egotistical attitude toward women and sexuality degenerate into a
jealous rage that gets some poor girl hurt - if it hasn't already. Your
prediliction toward pedophilia makes that all too likely.

| Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

WTF... you're slippin gears now Bucky!

Wyle finds RR cartoons as funny as you do my story about the cuckolded
frat boy because the joke is always on him. He'd prolly say ...

... What a load of crap you shovel... next time you think you're being funny or
cute... whack your dick in the drawer a few times and ....

Don't these angry over-responses suggest *anything* to you? Trust me,
they will to your shrink. I'll bet one of your "biker" friends is one.
Talk to him/her about it before it's too late.