Cause you don't.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:58 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I'm not jealous of your whore. They're easy to get. Try
getting a real girlfriend. Better yet, try getting a real life.

Cuz you don't have either?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
Ya think?

I know!

BenQ = bottom of the line(queue). Bwaaahahahahahahah!


"The Captains Master" wrote in message ...

http://www.benq.com.au/news/news/New...19&news_type=2

Three weeks old.

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| See your and raise you.....
| Mine
|
| http://www.benq.com.au/news/news/New...19&news_type=2
|
| Three weeks old.

All show.... and fine for the office where clarity, resolution and colour
bleed aren't important. My beater monitor is a year old and does better.
[ViewSonic UltraBrite A90f+]

CM

Careful. That might mean he won the "never won anything"
award.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Has Booby ever won anything? No! That's what I thought.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
It was a long-running feud, which Bob lost a long time ago.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to
Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject
header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial
and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars
with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies
were
so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger
at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in
upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we
leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at
his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group...
so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

after running out of my favorite ale and now drinking crown & coke

Thanks for the history! Saved me hours if I cared enough to google
it.
You should put this in the newsgroups archive, if there is such a
thing.
It looks like the FAQ hasn't been updated since the 90's.

Still waiting on yahoo,
LP

I need the complaint letter generator code badly. I used to use it all
the time and now its off the net. If you can help me locate it, I
would be - well, very, very happy. Please help, I must haev the
complaint letter generator. I must!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... S.Simon - a part-time hacker and amateur cracker who managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter Generator (final version) for his own personal use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Why don't you do a google search on "complaint letter generator"
instead of asking us to do it for you?

"Tsarkon" wrote in message
m...
I need the complaint letter generator code badly. I used to use it all
the time and now its off the net. If you can help me locate it, I
would be - well, very, very happy. Please help, I must haev the
complaint letter generator. I must!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
... S.Simon - a part-time
hacker and amateur cracker who managed to steal Pakin's
Complaint Letter Generator (final version) for his own
personal use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Pakin took it off the Internet a couple months ago.

I had the foresight to hack in and steal his code prior
to that time so I could use it any time I wished. I'd
offer it to you for a price but that would be doing Scott
a disservice profiting from his work.

Therefore, I have a complaint about you, Tsarkon.

I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to
state that Mr. Tsarkon treatises have a distinctly indecent tone.
I would like to start by discussing Tsarkon's excuses, mainly
because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened
about is that Tsarkon intends to create a new social class.
Empty-headed clumsy airheads, dangerous crooks, and
misguided wheeler-dealers will be given aristocratic status.
The rest of us will be forced into serving as their cronies.

Certainly, he has stated that obscurity, evasiveness,
incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks
of depth and brilliance. One clear inference from that
statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is
that people don't mind having their communities turned into
war zones. Now that's just meddlesome.

I should note that I cannot believe how many actual, physical,
breathing, thinking people have fallen for Tsarkon's subterfuge.
I'm entirely stunned. Ladies and gentlemen, it's irrelevant that
my allegations are 100% true. Tsarkon's distrusts my information
and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
His refrains share a number of characteristics. They burn our
fair cities to the ground. They declare a national emergency,
round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in
concentration camps. And they make incorrect leaps of logic.
Put together, these characteristics imply that if I try really, really
hard, I can almost see why he would want to infringe upon
our most important constitutional rights.

Etc.

S.Simon - knows what to take and when




"Tsarkon" wrote in message m...
I need the complaint letter generator code badly. I used to use it all
the time and now its off the net. If you can help me locate it, I
would be - well, very, very happy. Please help, I must haev the
complaint letter generator. I must!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... S.Simon - a part-time
hacker and amateur cracker who managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter Generator (final
version) for his own personal use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Pakin took it off the Internet a couple months ago.

I had the foresight to hack in and steal his code prior
to that time so I could use it any time I wished. I'd
offer it to you for a price but that would be doing Scott
a disservice profiting from his work.

Therefore, I have a complaint about you, Tsarkon.

I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to
state that Mr. Tsarkon treatises have a distinctly indecent tone.
I would like to start by discussing Tsarkon's excuses, mainly
because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened
about is that Tsarkon intends to create a new social class.
Empty-headed clumsy airheads, dangerous crooks, and
misguided wheeler-dealers will be given aristocratic status.
The rest of us will be forced into serving as their cronies.

Certainly, he has stated that obscurity, evasiveness,
incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks
of depth and brilliance. One clear inference from that
statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is
that people don't mind having their communities turned into
war zones. Now that's just meddlesome.

I should note that I cannot believe how many actual, physical,
breathing, thinking people have fallen for Tsarkon's subterfuge.
I'm entirely stunned. Ladies and gentlemen, it's irrelevant that
my allegations are 100% true. Tsarkon's distrusts my information
and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
His refrains share a number of characteristics. They burn our
fair cities to the ground. They declare a national emergency,
round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in
concentration camps. And they make incorrect leaps of logic.
Put together, these characteristics imply that if I try really, really
hard, I can almost see why he would want to infringe upon
our most important constitutional rights.

Etc.

S.Simon - knows what to take and when




"Tsarkon" wrote in message m...
I need the complaint letter generator code badly. I used to use it all
the time and now its off the net. If you can help me locate it, I
would be - well, very, very happy. Please help, I must haev the
complaint letter generator. I must!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... S.Simon - a part-time
hacker and amateur cracker who managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter Generator (final
version) for his own personal use before Scott took it off the Internet.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
--
--
Why don't you do a google search on "complaint letter generator"
instead of asking us to do it for you?


-- You hard of eyesight? Take out your good eye and wipe it. Everyone
on earth knows about Scott Pakin's Letter Generator. No one knows
where the hell it is now. So why don't you google and see if you can
find a URL with it in proper working order. Oh, that's what I thought.