Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
So I take it she's not returning your calls???

Try flowers and a box of chocolates?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Why is it that some people are so devoid of a modicum of intellect?
|
| Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She disappeared
| for a week so but now she's back to plague us all. Permit me this forum to
| rant. Even if I agreed that her squalid reinterpretations of facts
andmhistoric
| events were of paramount importance, I'm undoubtedly afraid of her type -
| insensitive, obdurate scum. I don't see why she wants to mail sniveling
| posts to every newsgroup on the net. Her propaganda machine once said
| that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance. So much
for
| credibility! How on Earth these anthropophagi can think of themselves as
| anything but ignominious transsexuals is beyond me. Given the range and
| unpredictability of human behavior, it's quite possible that so far, the
response
| from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal. You can
| sum up Lady Pilots viewpoints in one word: vitriolic. I like to think I'm
| a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with yearling yawping oafs.
| It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't
| want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we
| want is for them is to just shut the **** up. And there you have it.
| Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.
|
| Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation, I have a
few
| observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
| posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
| babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
| disrupting normal written intercourse. It's my fundamental belief that
those
| who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
| voluble and lawless by her followers. There are two sorts of people in
| this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
| like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
| to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a tragic
| transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit her
| sick whims and inferior intellect. What LP fails to realize is that we
have
| to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language. Her
principles
| are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. If I withheld my feelings
| on this matter, I'd be no less incoherent than Lady Pilot. One final
point:
| Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.
| They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!
|
| I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hateful --
| insights into Lady Pilots latest appearance. To begin with, the natural
| result of Lady Pilot's posts is a boredom that, in the long run,
| tends to marginalize society based on gender, race, or religion. When
| was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled, stupid
| riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
| almost a tautology? It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
| meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female talk,
| but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
| from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy. As it turns out, when all
| discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of her pathetic and
| childish world view, she stubbornly holds onto her ignorance as her
birthright.
|
| No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
| ghetto. But most people are still loath to admit that no clear-thinking
| individual would have the temerity to flim-flam this group of sailors.
| Nevertheless, her subordinates remain a small isolated minority, except
| during times of prepubescent, clandestine flonking, when a mass following
| of mini-minds develops to assault the most decent newsgroup you'll ever
| see for good times they have of which her childish cronies are envious to
death.
| In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
| made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as they
are.
|
| S.Simon - a Captain who tells it like it is . . .
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