On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:32:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I've questions that will stump the Captains (I hope)

You are sailing in a heavy fog and you hear ahead of you
one prolonged blast followed by one short blast.

What is the vessel ahead of you doing?
What kind of vessel is it?
What should you do?


Have a beer.





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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

In your case, call your friends on your cell phone.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:32:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I've questions that will stump the Captains (I hope)

You are sailing in a heavy fog and you hear ahead of you
one prolonged blast followed by one short blast.

What is the vessel ahead of you doing?
What kind of vessel is it?
What should you do?


Have a beer.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 18:02:18 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

In your case, call your friends on your cell phone.

You jealous because I got friends?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

No. Because you're smart enough to call them on your
cell phone when you get in trouble on your sailboat
instead of using the VHF dummy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 18:02:18 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

In your case, call your friends on your cell phone.

You jealous because I got friends?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!