"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Bwaaaahahahahahahahaa!
| Yep.
| Lessons on how to row...and keep perfect time with the other rowers in
| the boat, all 7 of them.
|
| Bwaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa!


Whoa Nelly... now you admit they have no sense of rhythm either!!?? Have
they at least learned to feed themselves yet or do they require professional
instruction in that area as well? I guess that's what happens to kids when
they realize they're simply the result of a grope fest and a faulty
prophylactic in a back ally. Good thing you have money Bucko!

You know how I was taught to swim Ozzy?? My old man let me walk into the
deep end of the pool when I was 18 months old. I swam to the surface and
only started to cry when they yanked me out in a panic. After that incident
I was swimming and they couldn't keep me out of the water. He says he got
cut off by my mom for a month for that stunt. Bwahahahahahaaa.

CM