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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Nope, not as easy.

Yup just as easy....

| Ahhh an expert from the first look...must be great to be so smart.

Not the first look... but within a week I had it down pat. No big deal there
Oz.

| It shouldn't at all. Probably less tahn 10 days of fog here this
| winter all up.

Oh I see... you just use it for fog and justify running into rocks at night
while relying on GPS

Way to go Brainiac! :-D

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
|
| Hey why didn't you pick on the fact that you're racing after the
| warning signal?
| That one you would have won.

I've won each round so far.... what game are you watching?

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 00:20:03 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
|
| | Found the rocks yet Dopey?
|
|
| You look at the chart yet ?
|
| Yep, want some help with those rocks?

Nope... you're the only one confused about their location.

Maybe it's the "clutter" Bwahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Yes Bob... I'm certainly going to suggest you use Radar... that is I would
| if you knew how to read a radar screen.... while Suzanne is "learning
basic
| navigation"... especially at night... most certainly in unfamiliar waters
| and most definitely in conjunction with a chart.
|
| Why? Few boats on the LIS even bother with radar. We certainly didn't need
it
| to make a perfectly safe entry.
| Mooron, with charts and compass you can go anywhere. You don't "need"
| radar...or at least we don't. It came with the boat.

Bob... it's more than obvious that *You* need all the help you can possibly
get for anything approaching navigation.

... but heh.. live in ignorance... it's done so well to keep you below
everyone else on the learning curve... and it amuses me!

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 00:05:36 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I can't see
| the problem.
|
| CM
| It's the stuff they put in the Metho, sends you blind.....either that
| or you've been playing with it waay to long.

Funny thing is.... I'm not the one concerned about "ghosts" and "clutter"
on a Radar Screen.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Still I guess a hamburger munchin, truck drivin backwoods pig farmer
| with a Siedelman has gotta break out sometime.....Clearasil??

See Scott... it's the "anger"!!! They loose it and try to change the topic
to an ad hominem attack. Don't let their paltry efforts goad you from your
goal... gently urge them back onto the path and keep herding them down the
road of realization .

The sneaky buggers will make a break for the bush line every time they
can.... but at least they stay in a line with Ozzy pulling up the rear. :-D

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 00:44:23 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| | What's with the 60 metres?
| | Pretty much worst case, even worst case puts hand helds within
| | 100metres 95% of the time and within 48 metres 50% of the time.
| | My Magellan is consistently within 5 metres.
|
| Sure Oz.... 5 meters! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa
|
| Yep 5 metres, must be the abundance of satellites and clear sky eh?

Must be the gullibility of the targeted market more like it.

| Figure out the ghosts on your radar yet?
|
| Nah, don't own one, spent the money on a good onboard GPS and
| marinised laptop.

Have you figured out that one yet then???

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Nope, not confused....he turned it off.

Do try and keep up Ozzy... he admitted he has no clue how to operate it.

| Ummm I thought he spent the night inside the harbour....guess he
| managed to navigate the channel OK

Yup .. on a well marked channel with a wide entry and lit buoys... he had to
make "several passes"....

| Sorry, you lose again.

You say that a lot... but it's always when you are back pedalling or
defending. Odd?!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!!

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Neither am I.....It's not my job on any yacht.

No doubt... incompetence finds it's own level of value. What do you do
Ozzy.. carry a wallet and brag about how much money you have?

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Oh OK, must be the lubricant you use on your brain cells.

Well whatever it is... it's obvious you could use a splash in a hurry!

| Ahh so it took a week of use to be confident?
| Good work.

Nope I was confident right off the mark.... competent in a day and downright
dazzling within a week.

| Ummmm, not too many race yachts that I know have radar down here.
| Most have good onboard GPS systems they are much more useful.

So you have illustrated with glowing results in the incident the yacht hit a
3 meter rock!!

| Chuckle, keep working CM, keep the shovel, you can dig some footholds.

No work here Ozzy.... you two are slipping into so much mud... I can easily
drag you back onto the path with one hand tied to my rum cask.

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 01:00:59 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| |
| | Hey why didn't you pick on the fact that you're racing after the
| | warning signal?
| | That one you would have won.
|
| I've won each round so far.... what game are you watching?
|
| CM
|
|
| Oh really.....hadn't noticed.....

I'm certain it takes a while for stuff to filter all that way.... just pray
Bob dosen't start drinking Prune juice! :-D

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 01:03:03 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| | Yep, want some help with those rocks?
|
| Nope... you're the only one confused about their location.
|
| So finally you found em.

Seen them all along.... they ain't "offshore" and they aren't near the
channel. Look at the beach!

| Guess they were the ones mentioned in the cruising guide.

If they were and they said they were near the entrance ... their location
wasn't specified correctly.

| You know that extra source of information that real sailors often use
| to aid their navigation and enjoyment of their location.

I've never used them....

| Ahh a "radar" word....like they say, Gotta walk the walk, Talk the
| talk.

Sorry Ozzy... I didn't mean to talk above your abilities...again!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!

CM

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He's 3 times by weight the sailor that I am. I only weigh 78 kg.

PDW

In article , Scott Vernon
wrote:

Should we also ignore the fact that the Fat Buffoon claims to be 3 times the
sailor of most everybody here?



"The Captains Basterd" wrote

Well yeah, just ignore the fact that Bubbles had charts.
Ignore the fact that "chartlets" are not for navigation, they just
help clarify.

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Do try and keep up Ozzy... he admitted he has no clue how to operate it.

Please indicate where I posted I have no clue about how to use it. I even said
we used it to warn us of storms and did so with success.
Nope, Mooron...you can't even win one!!!

Bwahahaha!

RB

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but it's always when you are back pedalling

Mooron has to be drunk again. He's just saying anything at this point.

RB

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Bob... it's more than obvious that *You* need all the help you can possibly
get for anything approaching navigation.

Why? We had a perfect trip and Suzanne did great.
Poor Mooron! He's become the "dead horse" of alt.sailing.asa.
Perhaps he intended this all along!

RB

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it's done so well to keep you below
everyone else on the learning curve... and it amuses me!

Zikes! That's a scary post! Doubt he knows why.

RB

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...

Still I guess a hamburger munchin, truck drivin backwoods pig farmer
with a Siedelman has gotta break out sometime.....Clearasil??

These rich folk can be real snobs sometimes!


Regards


Donal
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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 11:25:24 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
.. .

Still I guess a hamburger munchin, truck drivin backwoods pig farmer
with a Siedelman has gotta break out sometime.....Clearasil??

These rich folk can be real snobs sometimes!




Yeah, and they have a sense of humour and mirth.
Hard to imagine that Shakespeare was from the same place as you eh?


Anybody got a good recipe for Ozfish??


Regards


Donal
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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Nah, I wear one of those Greek Captains caps with the braid so
| everyone knows who pays the bills and whose butt to lick.
|
| Oh and the cap is genuine, I bought in a little shop in Glifada a
| couple of years ago to replace the one I bought in the same shop in
| 1985 and in another shop in Kalamaki in 1979

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!

Why doesn't this fact surprise me!

Ha Ha Ha Ha

CM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| It shouldn't, I get around a bit....a bit less that I once did but
| still.

I know I shouldn't laugh at you... it's just the picture of you in a Greek
Fisherman's hat.... Bwahahahahahahaaa

It's a good thing you let everyone know you're Rich!... I mean really
Ozzy... a Greek Fisherman's Hat???

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

CM

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It's a good thing you let everyone know you're Rich!

How did Alfred let everyone know he is rich?

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Hey, leaves your backward baseball cap for dead.

A ballcap has a brim at least... functional and simple in it's design.
Compare this to the Greek cap.... which is adorned with decorations,
useless in function and commonly worn dockside by those who believe it
imbues them with a nautical euro-flair. They never see the people who
snicker and laugh at them as they saunter by. I believe it's the cap of
choice for most members of Glorysail as well. The Greek Cap is very Gay!


| Yep, great sentimental value. Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
| comfortably well off ;-)

You smell like new money Ozzy.... my friends don't talk about their wealth
since it's all they've ever known. I don't talk about it because I've never
been wealthy or well off.

CM

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They never see the people who
snicker and laugh at them as they saunter by. I believe it's the cap of
choice for most members of Glorysail as well. The Greek Cap is very Gay!

Imagine worrying, as Mooron does, about people who might snicker at his hat.
Imagine being so dumb to thing a cap infers a sexual preferenace.
Ladies and Gents...I give you Mooron the Moron!

Bwahahahahaaha!

RB

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...

Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
comfortably well off ;-)

Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?

Regards


Donal
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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On 03 Sep 2003 12:47:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

They never see the people who
snicker and laugh at them as they saunter by. I believe it's the cap of
choice for most members of Glorysail as well. The Greek Cap is very
Gay!

Imagine worrying, as Mooron does, about people who might snicker at his
hat.
Imagine being so dumb to thing a cap infers a sexual preferenace.
Ladies and Gents...I give you Mooron the Moron!

Bwahahahahaaha!

RB

Ohh don't be so harsh Bubbles....Mooron doesn't even know what a Greek
cap looks like.
He thinks they have no brim
"A ballcap has a brim at least... functional and simple in it's
design." (CM)

ahem I've sailed out of Kalamiki. There really isn't mich of a brim on
a Greek "Captain's" cap, is there?

There usually IS a bit of flowerey design on the front of the cap.

Must be mistaking them with the ones his friends wear, the Glorysail
mob.

Yep. Glorysail members would be pleased to sport Greek "Captain's Caps".

Regards

Donal
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mhm 4x16

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Sep 2003 18:34:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
.. .

Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
comfortably well off ;-)

Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?


Jesus Donal, if you keep sniffing around eventually you'll slip into
it.

No thanks.

I'm happy as I am.


We don't all judge our success by our monetary worth.

I think that you haven't experienced the simple pleasure of sitting on the
bow with your feet just above the water.


Try it! It is much better than having money!


Regards


Donal
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Ohh don't be so harsh Bubbles....Mooron doesn't even know what a Greek
cap looks like.
He thinks they have no brim

Hey, didn't notice that. The poor guy just doesn't know nav, boats,
sailing....or hats!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

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Yep. Glorysail members would be pleased to sport Greek "Captain's Caps".

Captains Master Caps even moreso.

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
Hmm so why do you constantly refer to it?

I think that you haven't experienced the simple pleasure of sitting on
the
bow with your feet just above the water.
Bwaaaahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa!
Donal, I've lived on the waterfront or no more than two blocks from it
all my life.
I've biult canoes from old corrugated iron filling the holes and seams
with tar scabbed from the roadside on hot summer days. Fished with a
Eucalypt branch and a piece of string, played at Ozzie Tom Sawyer all
my teen years and then some, rowed hundreds of miles in a clinker
built rowing skiff, built sailed and won in my own dinghys, scows and
yachts from 8 years old (yes, I built a Manly Junior dinghy at 8 with
help from my grandfather, a master builder and carpenter of renown
here in Oz)..... Donal, you can only wish you'd had your feet in the
water as much as I.

Hey Mooon! How am I doing?


Regards

Donal
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"The Captains Master" wrote:

You don't have a clue do you?
http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/page/H/CTGY/gre

Funny, you posted the same hat I did. (only mine picture was better, of
course)

Now *please* give us all a big laugh and show us what you look like in
fag hat, okay? My mental image of you just went down the toliet...not
that it hasn't been heading that way for quite some time anyway.

ROFL

LP

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"The Captains Master" wrote:

Donal, I've lived on the waterfront or no more than two blocks from it
all my life.
I've biult canoes from old corrugated iron filling the holes and seams
with tar scabbed from the roadside on hot summer days. Fished with a
Eucalypt branch and a piece of string, played at Ozzie Tom Sawyer all
my teen years and then some, rowed hundreds of miles in a clinker
built rowing skiff, built sailed and won in my own dinghys, scows and
yachts from 8 years old (yes, I built a Manly Junior dinghy at 8 with
help from my grandfather, a master builder and carpenter of renown
here in Oz).....

I guess you have to buy and XXXL Greek Captain's hat for your swollen
head? guffaw

LP

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Sep 2003 01:27:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


Bobsprit didn't even know *why* I asked about the time of HW!!!!!

You mean, in the case of nav error, you'd rather make it with more
water.

No!

Well what do you mean?

Bob said that there were shoals around.

Why do you require a flood tide?

I don't. Furthermore, at neaps I suspect that P. Jeff is a doddle at any
state of the tide.




I've no idea which way the entrance faces.
Hmm even after looking at the online charts....Interesting!

There is a misunderstanding here. I haven't seen a proper chart.



Uh oh! You are calling *me* a daysailor??

It's time for a reality check, Bob.

Bwaaaahahahahahhahaaa!
So you do sail after sunset?

Yes. It can be difficult to do a 26 hour sail in daylight in the English
Channel.

Regards


Donal
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anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
off, IMHO.
-----
Scout
-----
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is
easier to harass rich women than it is motorcycle gangs."



"Donal" wrote:

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
.. .

Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
comfortably well off ;-)

Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?

Regards


Donal

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Scout wrote in
:

anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
off, IMHO.

Are you sure?


Bertei

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Do you have a job Scout??? I haven't worked for a year. Wanna please remind
me how "comfortable" I am sailing in my boat?

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
| anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
| off, IMHO.
| -----
| Scout
| -----
| "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is
| easier to harass rich women than it is motorcycle gangs."
|
|
|
| "Donal" wrote:
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| .. .
|
| Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
| comfortably well off ;-)
|
| Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
|

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 03:05:20 -0400, Scout
| wrote:
|
| anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
| off, IMHO.
| -----
| Scout
|
| You've got it....Mooron thinks it's all about disposable
| income...silly boy.

Oh please.... condescension from some self proclaimed millionaire falls way
short of a bottle of rum on the table. It's friggin' amazing how shallow and
self serving these criminally rich people can be.

CM

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Then get a job. What's the problem?
Best lay off the weed long enuf to pass the pee test though.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Do you have a job Scout??? I haven't worked for a year. Wanna please remind
me how "comfortable" I am sailing in my boat?

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
.. .
| anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
| off, IMHO.
| -----
| Scout
| -----
| "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is
| easier to harass rich women than it is motorcycle gangs."
|
|
|
| "Donal" wrote:
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| .. .
|
| Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
| comfortably well off ;-)
|
| Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
|

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We don't get tested up here Scout... it's not illegal!

Job?... I'm in Nova Scotia lad... line ups for a pump jockey position. The
fact I even made an interview on the last submission for work with over 200
applicants speaks volumes. I'm negotiating a contract for site supervisor on
a 10 project/ 6 month term in the Northwest Territories for extremely remote
area work in minus 40c temps for this winter.

You do understand I'm currently caring for my parents and not at liberty to
leave until my brother moves into his house next door to assume the
responsibility I shouldered for the last few years. I can't leave until
November.

Man but you guys are a callous lot! Well go ahead and join Ozzy in gloating
at my current fiscal predicament.... meanwhile I have to survey a lot in
exchange for borrowing a splitter to junk 4 cords of wood for the winter. I
wish I could go sailing today since it's a beautiful day. I don't have that
option.

CM




"Scout" wrote in message
...
| Then get a job. What's the problem?
| Best lay off the weed long enuf to pass the pee test though.
| Scout
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| Do you have a job Scout??? I haven't worked for a year. Wanna please
remind
| me how "comfortable" I am sailing in my boat?
|
| CM
|
| "Scout" wrote in message
| .. .
| | anyone with some time and a boat to blow around in is comfortably well
| | off, IMHO.
| | -----
| | Scout
| | -----
| | "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is
| | easier to harass rich women than it is motorcycle gangs."
| |
| |
| |
| | "Donal" wrote:
| |
| | "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| | .. .
| |
| | Oh and I keep telling you, I'm
| | comfortably well off ;-)
| |
| | Do you enjoy rubbing our noses in it?
| |
| | Regards
| |
| |
| | Donal
| |
|
|

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I'm going sailing for a few days.

(and *that's* how to 'carve a turkey' )

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...

Man but you guys are a callous lot! Well go ahead and join Ozzy in
gloating
at my current fiscal predicament.... meanwhile I have to survey a lot in
exchange for borrowing a splitter to junk 4 cords of wood for the winter.
I
wish I could go sailing today since it's a beautiful day. I don't have
that
option.

CM