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Capt. Mooron August 20th 03 11:59 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Okay, so I'm taking my dear ole Mum to the shopping center to get a new
phone. There is some ruckus going on at the door being caused by a bunch of
young hoodlums dressed like gansta rappers and the mall security. The
security guards are calling for back up and I see teens shove an elderly
gentleman attempting to enter the mall right into the rail and down on the
ground. I'm watching all this in amazement and wondering how I'm going to
get my sweet little mom with a bad heart into the mall safely.

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language and
decided to poke her cane at the nearest one... who by chance to my running
bad luck.... seemed to be the toughest and loudest looking one in the lot.
She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get the words "**** off
you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with full body backed punch
that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and cracked the door he hit with
his head before falling down to the ground... out for the count. The rest
of the delinquents split like covey of flushed quail and I escorted mom in
to the phone store a few feet inside the doors. The cops arrived...
questioned me, arrested the guy I hit. Apparently this same guy had pulled a
knife on one of the security guards earlier on. This "teen" was at least 6'
and easily my weight.... what are they feeding these guys nowadays. We never
did this **** when I was growing up!

My knuckles are bruised but not cut and it was at least a half hour before
the adrenaline rush subsided so I could have a smoke without my hands
shaking. I'm having a couple of stiff drinks.... it's been about 8 years
since I hit anyone. It felt oddly good though!

Oh yeah... forgot to mention.... my mum never batted an eyelash and was cool
as a cucumber throughout the whole thing. When I asked her about it she
reminded me she was in europe during WW2 and lived in the jungle in Africa
for 10 years.

CM



SF August 21st 03 12:01 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Okay, so I'm taking my dear ole Mum to the shopping center to get a
new phone. There is some ruckus going on at the door being caused by a
bunch of young hoodlums dressed like gansta rappers and the mall
security. The security guards are calling for back up and I see teens
shove an elderly gentleman attempting to enter the mall right into the
rail and down on the ground. I'm watching all this in amazement and
wondering how I'm going to get my sweet little mom with a bad heart
into the mall safely.

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate
would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language
and decided to poke her cane at the nearest one... who by chance to
my running bad luck.... seemed to be the toughest and loudest looking
one in the lot. She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get
the words "**** off you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with
full body backed punch that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and
cracked the door he hit with his head before falling down to the
ground... out for the count. The rest of the delinquents split like
covey of flushed quail and I escorted mom in to the phone store a few
feet inside the doors. The cops arrived... questioned me, arrested the
guy I hit. Apparently this same guy had pulled a knife on one of the
security guards earlier on. This "teen" was at least 6' and easily my
weight.... what are they feeding these guys nowadays. We never did
this **** when I was growing up!

My knuckles are bruised but not cut and it was at least a half hour
before the adrenaline rush subsided so I could have a smoke without my
hands shaking. I'm having a couple of stiff drinks.... it's been about
8 years since I hit anyone. It felt oddly good though!

Oh yeah... forgot to mention.... my mum never batted an eyelash and
was cool as a cucumber throughout the whole thing. When I asked her
about it she reminded me she was in europe during WW2 and lived in the
jungle in Africa for 10 years.


you want my opinion?


Bertie

Wally August 21st 03 12:24 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to

escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk




Fred Quiffle August 21st 03 12:25 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"katysails" wrote in
:

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....


Is that what they're all doing up there?


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 12:25 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in news:20030820192244.05504.00000384@mb-
m16.aol.com:

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
escape....

Very true.


He speaks frokm experience, obvioulsy.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 12:27 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
text.cableinet.net:

"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to

escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.


Absolutley.

All grasnnies should be shot!


Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk






Wally August 21st 03 12:34 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
text.cableinet.net:

"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to

escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.


Absolutley.

All grannies should be shot!


All of 'em!





Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk








Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 01:11 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

That's weird the way you guys have things run down there. He looked
like he was going to take a swing at my mother... I didn't really
think about what I was doing... it just happened! ...that's what I
told the police.

The cops seemed rather amused if anything. My hands were visibly
shaking...



It's alright. I'm sure they understood why.


bertie



Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 01:11 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
|
| Very true.
|
| RB



Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 01:20 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!


Yes



Bertie

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
|
| Very true.
|
| RB





Scout August 21st 03 01:41 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in the
back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure no one
could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean, **** me?
**** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.
Scout



katysails August 21st 03 02:15 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
That's weird the way you guys have things run down there.

It's all the liberal "touchy-feelies"...Their take would be that the =
"poor kid" had been abused when he was younger, had no father in the =
household, came from a poverty-stricken area, and was born addicted to =
cocaine, so how the heck is he culpable for his own actions when others =
actions have been foisted upon him for so long....While all that may be =
true, it still does not justify anti-social behavior, but kids keep =
getting away with it here...too bad so many studied sociology in the =
60's and 70's....Look what it's done for us.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Peter Wiley August 21st 03 02:18 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Ya know, I didn't see much of this sort of crap when I lived in
Tucson. Maybe sociologists were thin on the ground, or maybe it was
all them grannies wearing fanny packs :-)

PDW

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 21:15:00 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

That's weird the way you guys have things run down there.

It's all the liberal "touchy-feelies"...Their take would be that the "poor kid" had been abused when he was younger, had no father in the household, came from a poverty-stricken area, and was born addicted to cocaine, so how the heck is he culpable for his own actions when others actions have been foisted upon him for so long....While all that may be true, it still does not justify anti-social behavior, but kids keep getting away with it here...too bad so many studied sociology in the 60's and 70's....Look what it's done for us.



katysails August 21st 03 02:18 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

We have tamer kids here...mostly farmboys...one of the football team =
called Mr Sails "Gramps" last year..Mr Sails said "That's Mr Gramps to =
you, son"... Whole class laughed and he didn't have any more trouble =
there....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scout August 21st 03 02:36 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Katy,
It's a tough lot here. I'm not in a traditional high school. Most are
already in trouble with the law by the time I see them, and we're the last
chance for many. There's a lot to like about these kids and I honestly care
a great deal about them, but they're a different breed and each one's a
unique story. Some need a huggin' and some need a sluggin' The kid I
referred to in my last post knew I was risking my job by speaking so plainly
with him, and he said so, along with apologizing and thanking me for caring
enough to take that risk. It was a gamble but I don't think he would have
heard anything else.
Although I'd never actually hit a student outside of self-defense, some of
them need to see a sign that I'm not, as PJR so eloquently put it, Mr.
Bow-Tie, lol! 20+ years in construction has not gone to waste.
Scout


"katysails" wrote
We have tamer kids here...mostly farmboys...



Scout August 21st 03 03:11 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Hahahahaha! Nah, one of the imps was doing his best to put me in the
stereotypical English teacher-mold, and accused me of being a bow-tie
wearer! You'd have to see me to appreciate the real humor in that!
Although . . . now that you mention it, I might have to do it one day just
to see the reactions. The only tough part will be keeping a straight face.
Scout


"katysails" wrote
Mr. Bow-Tie
Tell me, please, that you don't really wear a bow tie....even if you do,
please lie....



The_navigator© August 21st 03 04:03 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard. I
know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the foul
mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is a pity
that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by the
'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills are
usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much trouble
eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult. I was once attacked
by 3 ghetto youths in Baltimore while carrying a briefcase. One good
punch to the ringleader with my one free hand (after he tried to cold
cock me from my blind side) was all it too to make them look for an
easier target. I told the first cop car I saw but they couldn't care less.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Okay, so I'm taking my dear ole Mum to the shopping center to get a new
phone. There is some ruckus going on at the door being caused by a bunch of
young hoodlums dressed like gansta rappers and the mall security. The
security guards are calling for back up and I see teens shove an elderly
gentleman attempting to enter the mall right into the rail and down on the
ground. I'm watching all this in amazement and wondering how I'm going to
get my sweet little mom with a bad heart into the mall safely.

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language and
decided to poke her cane at the nearest one... who by chance to my running
bad luck.... seemed to be the toughest and loudest looking one in the lot.
She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get the words "**** off
you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with full body backed punch
that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and cracked the door he hit with
his head before falling down to the ground... out for the count. The rest
of the delinquents split like covey of flushed quail and I escorted mom in
to the phone store a few feet inside the doors. The cops arrived...
questioned me, arrested the guy I hit. Apparently this same guy had pulled a
knife on one of the security guards earlier on. This "teen" was at least 6'
and easily my weight.... what are they feeding these guys nowadays. We never
did this **** when I was growing up!

My knuckles are bruised but not cut and it was at least a half hour before
the adrenaline rush subsided so I could have a smoke without my hands
shaking. I'm having a couple of stiff drinks.... it's been about 8 years
since I hit anyone. It felt oddly good though!

Oh yeah... forgot to mention.... my mum never batted an eyelash and was cool
as a cucumber throughout the whole thing. When I asked her about it she
reminded me she was in europe during WW2 and lived in the jungle in Africa
for 10 years.

CM




John Cairns August 21st 03 04:55 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Adrenalin is what overcame you. That's whay your hands were shaking
afterwards.
John Cairns
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

That's weird the way you guys have things run down there. He looked like

he
was going to take a swing at my mother... I didn't really think about

what
I was doing... it just happened! ...that's what I told the police.

The cops seemed rather amused if anything. My hands were visibly

shaking...
:-)

CM








Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 06:03 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in
the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure
no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean,
**** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.


Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?

Bertie

Will Aikens August 21st 03 06:06 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard. I
know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the foul
mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is a pity
that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by the
'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills are
usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.


Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the same
thing.

Bertie

anonyme August 21st 03 06:41 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in
the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure
no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean,
**** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.


Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?


Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme August 21st 03 06:42 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard. I
know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the foul
mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is a pity
that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by the
'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills are
usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.


Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the same
thing.


Is this guy 100 years old, or what?

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 07:00 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Three knuckles are a bit swollen allright..... it's not like television is
it? My hand hurts......

Regarding the paltry efforts of **** disturbers.... it's nothing but a
rude, petty joke perpetrated by people cloaked in the protection of
anonymity. No big deal... they believe themselves to be nasty...... but
I've farted in the theatre before and blamed my date! :-D

Filter them, Ignore them or Engage them..... that's up to you. They ain't
nothin'......


CM





"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard. I
| know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
| others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the foul
| mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is a pity
| that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by the
| 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills are
| usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much trouble
| eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult. I was once attacked
| by 3 ghetto youths in Baltimore while carrying a briefcase. One good
| punch to the ringleader with my one free hand (after he tried to cold
| cock me from my blind side) was all it too to make them look for an
| easier target. I told the first cop car I saw but they couldn't care less.



Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 07:58 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Three knuckles are a bit swollen allright..... it's not like
television is it? My hand hurts......

Regarding the paltry efforts of **** disturbers.... it's nothing but
a rude, petty joke perpetrated by people cloaked in the protection of
anonymity. No big deal... they believe themselves to be nasty....


I do? i beg your pardon, but I do not.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 07:59 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard.
I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the
foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is
a pity that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by
the 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills
are usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.


Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the
same thing.


Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 08:02 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in
the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure
no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean,
**** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.


Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?


Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.


This is all getting a bit gamey, isn't it?

I'm getting to know a lot more than I really wanted to about these guys.

bertie

NH_/\)_ August 21st 03 11:40 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel chair
grandma.

NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I've farted in the theatre before and blamed my date! :-D

Now I know you're a clone of my brother...he used to do that in church and
then look furiously at me...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




NH_/\)_ August 21st 03 11:48 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 

OOps I swore how mean of me :)
NH_/)_

when you have to see crap "NH_/)_" wrote in
message om...
Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel

chair
grandma.

NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I've farted in the theatre before and blamed my date! :-D

Now I know you're a clone of my brother...he used to do that in church and
then look furiously at me...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein







Simple Simon August 21st 03 03:48 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .

S.Simon




"Capt.American" wrote in message om...
(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
escape....

Very true.

RB




BULL**** u2 wimps.

About 5 years ago, in New Orleans Melody and I stoped at a local 7-11
to get some beer. While Melody was in line some black gangster thought
it be OK to copp a feel of melodys ass while she was in line to pay.
He did not know I was with her, I was at the magazine rack waiting. I
waited outside till he followed her out then I let him have it. A
sucker punch K.O. then stuffed him in the trash can. Well the police
where there in 120 seconds, Ambulance followed. The Police cuffed me
and asked Melody to follow us. We got 4 blocks away and the cops said
"Good Job now get out." And we went on our merry way.

Mooron did what any son should do, and no one would blame him.

Capt. American




Scott Vernon August 21st 03 03:51 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"The_navigator©" wrote ...
I was once attacked
by 3 ghetto youths in Baltimore while carrying a briefcase. One good
punch to the ringleader with my one free hand


how did you know which was the ringleader?


I told the first cop car I saw but they couldn't care less.


probably couldn't understand you, mate.



Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 03:51 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

| Good for you! You sure you're not American?

Kitty tells me you guys in the States don't hit people because of potential
lawsuits.... I may think twice in the future since I'm finding it
uncomfortable to hold a coffee cup this morning... let alone the fact I have
to swing a 28oz waffled faced framing hammer all day.

It did however trigger a recollection of all the post fight bruises I've
suffered and how kind time is to allow us to remember the fight incidence
with clarity..... but not the days it took to heal up from the damage
afterwards.

CM



Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 03:55 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| I do? i beg your pardon, but I do not.

Oh I'm sorry... did I accidentally nudge your halo Bertie?

CM



Scott Vernon August 21st 03 04:02 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
through.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

| Good for you! You sure you're not American?

Kitty tells me you guys in the States don't hit people because of

potential
lawsuits.... I may think twice in the future since I'm finding it
uncomfortable to hold a coffee cup this morning... let alone the fact I

have
to swing a 28oz waffled faced framing hammer all day.

It did however trigger a recollection of all the post fight bruises I've
suffered and how kind time is to allow us to remember the fight incidence
with clarity..... but not the days it took to heal up from the damage
afterwards.

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Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 04:09 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
You ride a bike?????

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| That ain't nothin'!
|
| The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
| and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
| office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
| flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
| and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
| lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.
|
| Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .
|
| S.Simon
|
|
|
|
| "Capt.American" wrote in message
om...
| (Bobsprit) wrote in message
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| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
=
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
|
| Very true.
|
| RB
|
|
|
| BULL**** u2 wimps.
|
| About 5 years ago, in New Orleans Melody and I stoped at a local 7-11
| to get some beer. While Melody was in line some black gangster thought
| it be OK to copp a feel of melodys ass while she was in line to pay.
| He did not know I was with her, I was at the magazine rack waiting. I
| waited outside till he followed her out then I let him have it. A
| sucker punch K.O. then stuffed him in the trash can. Well the police
| where there in 120 seconds, Ambulance followed. The Police cuffed me
| and asked Melody to follow us. We got 4 blocks away and the cops said
| "Good Job now get out." And we went on our merry way.
|
| Mooron did what any son should do, and no one would blame him.
|
| Capt. American
|
|



Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 04:09 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Capt.American" wrote in message

| DT's?

Yeah... "Delivery Trauma".....

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Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 04:14 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
| through.

If someone went that route here and filed suit... even their own friends
would slap the crap out of them. In Canada it's okay to fight... just don't
shoot anyone, even in self defense. Oh... and we can smoke pot!

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Bobsprit August 21st 03 04:50 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
through.

Even as a bouncer I could avoid fights. You guys are like 11 year olds with
your fights and suits and such.
I'd kick all of you heads in and that would be that. But then again, I wouldn't
have to because none of you would even dare to try anything.
Only total faggy losers tell fight stories!

Capt RB

Pony Express August 21st 03 04:58 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Well, he did avoid the fight, didn't he?
--
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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bridge.......no show..........bob****...........Bwaaaak bwaaaaaaaaak
bwaaaaaaaaaaaak


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
through.

Even as a bouncer I could avoid fights. You guys are like 11 year olds

with
your fights and suits and such.
I'd kick all of you heads in and that would be that. But then again, I

wouldn't
have to because none of you would even dare to try anything.
Only total faggy losers tell fight stories!

Capt RB





Scott Vernon August 21st 03 05:00 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
bridge.......no show..........bob****...........Bwaaaak bwaaaaaaaaak
bwaaaaaaaaaaaak


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
through.

Even as a bouncer I could avoid fights. You guys are like 11 year olds

with
your fights and suits and such.
I'd kick all of you heads in and that would be that. But then again, I

wouldn't
have to because none of you would even dare to try anything.
Only total faggy losers tell fight stories!

Capt RB




Capt. Mooron August 21st 03 05:09 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| Even as a bouncer I could avoid fights. You guys are like 11 year olds
with
| your fights and suits and such.

Seems you've proven adept at avoiding fights Bob.... any challenge for that
matter.

| I'd kick all of you heads in and that would be that. But then again, I
wouldn't
| have to because none of you would even dare to try anything.

I bet you didn't use that line very often.....

| Only total faggy losers tell fight stories!

Are you feeling left out because all your "fight stories" are descriptions
of the 100 meter dash.... ;-)

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