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Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 07:07 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard.
I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the
foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is
a pity that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by
the 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills
are usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the
same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.


I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"


Bertie

Popeye August 22nd 03 10:37 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
scowt,
u mussive reelee hurt thees gyz feelees. u shud bee mor konsidret.
duz hee liv unner a brij? du thay mak gurl trolls so hee ken bee hapee?
btw - iz hee beeen sarkasdick? u noe im slo sumtymes.
yr bes frn
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
Oh you da master. It's no wonder you have every troll on the west side of
usenet cringing.


Horvath August 22nd 03 12:19 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 19:15:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So, do you still beat your girlfriend?


Do you still beat your boyfriend?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

/etc August 22nd 03 02:32 PM

Messed Up
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 02:38:20 +0000, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, NH_/)_ posted:

funny. with so many filters and messages not coming in I thought you were
blasting
me, sorry you got caught in the cross fire. This NG is a mess LOL


What's a mess lol ?


/etc August 22nd 03 02:34 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Are you Mike Soja, or are you just happy to see PJR?

CM


--
mhm 27x12



katysails August 22nd 03 11:09 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
With all due respect Katy, thats why I NEVER go north of the Potomac if
I can help it.

I'm pretty safe up here...Western Michigan is the bastion of =
Republicanism...Jerry Ford and all, ya know....John =
Engler...Unfortunately, this past election, Granholm made her mark by =
being electyed by the easern side of the state...Dick Posthumos, the =
Republican contender for the gubanatorial position, was way too soft =
spoken and nice for anyone in Detroit to be able to relate to....He =
lives down around the bend from me...nice people...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


anonyme August 22nd 03 11:16 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:07:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard.
I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the
foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is
a pity that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by
the 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills
are usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the
same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.


I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"


Mice, eh? What makes them mice-like?

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Lady Pilot August 22nd 03 11:43 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate

would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language and
decided to poke her cane at the nearest one...


He he hee. I can relate to that...

She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get the words "**** off
you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with full body backed punch
that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and cracked the door he hit

with
his head before falling down to the ground... out for the count.


It's nice to know chivalry isn't dead somewhere in the world.

LP



Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:21 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
(Popeye) wrote in
om:

scowt,
i alredy shode evrybudy n thay al say iz funy but i tink thay al tu
drunk tu tipe anyting so thay jus reed n laf. thay say yu knot de big
masser but yu shore iz hell iz burty and peeties masser. i tell dem
b&p r reelee nise guyz but thay cant fine noe gurl troll so thay
unhapee.


I may not have found a gurl troll, but I have certainly found a good few
bitches.




yr bes frn
popeye



"Scout" wrote
Thanks Popeye,
Why oh why did I tell you about this NG? I suppose you'll now tell the
others at the marina; can't wait to see what that starts.
BTW - you got me laughing my a** off.
Scout


"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn
popeye

Bertie the Bunyip wrote
you would never be able to carry off wearing a bow tie.
Bertie




Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:29 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 19:15:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So, do you still beat your girlfriend?


Do you still beat your boyfriend?


Do you still beat eggs?

Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:30 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:06:24 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 07:02:09 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough
guy in the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was
sure no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do
you mean, **** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?

Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.

This is all getting a bit gamey, isn't it?

I'm getting to know a lot more than I really wanted to about these
guys.

They seem a disgruntled sort.


Well, they talk to each other almost exclusively. Makes sense when you
think about it.


Inbreeding.


Ewww.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:30 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:07:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that
hard. I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of
disrespect for others that is so rampant today and is seen the
behaviour of the foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to
disrupt this NG. It is a pity that they were not taught to
repect others (esp. elders) by the 'parents' (I use that term
loosley for their parenting skills are usually minimal) who bred
them. Still animals breed without much trouble eh? But curs
always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much
the same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"


Mice, eh? What makes them mice-like?


You haven't spent enough time as a bored teenage boy, obviously.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:44 AM

I don't know what over came me..Repubs? ..
 
"katysails" wrote in
:

With all due respect Katy, thats why I NEVER go north of the Potomac
if I can help it.

I'm pretty safe up here...Western Michigan is the bastion of
Republicanism...Jerry Ford and all,


sorry, that makes you safe, how?


Bertie

Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:25 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
e.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?


No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:26 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 23:55:56 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?


Not necessarily.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:27 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:37:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum


Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!


Bought 'em wholesale first day I walked in. Sort of a usenet "blue light
special"


I think you may have left some of them out of the refrigerator too
long.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 10:37 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
(Popeye) wrote in
om:

hee meenz de imps are heez beetchez


Thenk yew.


Bertie



yr bes frn
Popeye

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote:
I may not have found a gurl troll, but I have certainly found a
good few bitches.


Really, Bertster. Tell us more, I can't wait. Are you referring to
"anonyme" aka Kate with everything pierced that can be pierced ? The
gurl with the "LICK" .sig? That you called "toots" and she has been
following you around like Mrs. Bunyip's puppy dog.

LP (shudder)




Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 10:37 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
le.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?


Ah, so El Kebong was a Dong?

Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 10:38 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 23:55:56 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?


Not necessarily.


In fact,m quite the inverse.

Bertei

/etc August 23rd 03 10:39 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:28:40 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:34:45 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Are you Mike Soja, or are you just happy to see PJR?


He isn't Soja. He didn't mention Dean or Eddie twice in every
sentence.


Though he has the same convoluted long boring sentences, using
fancy fair words.

He should also sign like

Capt. Mooron (As in "I saw the booty first")



Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 10:40 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:37:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum

Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!


Bought 'em wholesale first day I walked in. Sort of a usenet "blue light
special"


I think you may have left some of them out of the refrigerator too
long.


MM, I was hoping that the dry ice I brought would do it, but alas..

Bertie

/etc August 23rd 03 10:43 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
le.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?


Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?




Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 11:12 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"/etc" wrote in
:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
gle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?


Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?


Ah, so Green Lantern was a planter?

Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 11:32 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
gle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?


Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?


Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Peter J Ross August 24th 03 12:43 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:39:43 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:28:40 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:34:45 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Are you Mike Soja, or are you just happy to see PJR?


He isn't Soja. He didn't mention Dean or Eddie twice in every
sentence.


Though he has the same convoluted long boring sentences, using
fancy fair words.


Well, they're both kooks, so just enjoy 'em.

He should also sign like

Capt. Mooron (As in "I saw the booty first")



--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Dr. Flonkenstein August 24th 03 03:21 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
ogle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?


Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?


Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?


Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?


Peter J Ross August 24th 03 04:34 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:21:35 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
oogle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?


Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?


Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?


Ah, so Tom and Jerry were merry?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

anonyme August 24th 03 09:59 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:30:55 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:07:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
om:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that
hard. I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of
disrespect for others that is so rampant today and is seen the
behaviour of the foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to
disrupt this NG. It is a pity that they were not taught to
repect others (esp. elders) by the 'parents' (I use that term
loosley for their parenting skills are usually minimal) who bred
them. Still animals breed without much trouble eh? But curs
always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much
the same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"


Mice, eh? What makes them mice-like?


You haven't spent enough time as a bored teenage boy, obviously.


That was missing from my childhood, yes.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Bertie the Bunyip August 25th 03 05:00 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Wally wrote in message . ..
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
text.cableinet.net:

"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.


Absolutley.

All grannies should be shot!


All of 'em!

then hung drawn and quartered.


Bertie




Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk







Capt. Mooron August 25th 03 05:14 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
om...
| Wally wrote in message
. ..
| Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
| :
|
| "Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
| text.cableinet.net:
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-
|
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a
personal
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
| escape....
|
| And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they
are -
| because they think they can get away with it.
|
| Absolutley.
|
| All grannies should be shot!
|
| All of 'em!
|
| then hung drawn and quartered.

I'm tellin yer Ma on Ya.... so there!

CM



anna August 25th 03 05:37 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
om...
| Wally wrote in message
. ..
| Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
| :
|
| "Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
| text.cableinet.net:
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-
|
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a
personal
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada

to
| escape....
|
| And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they
are -
| because they think they can get away with it.
|
| Absolutley.
|
| All grannies should be shot!
|
| All of 'em!
|
| then hung drawn and quartered.

I'm tellin yer Ma on Ya.... so there!

CM


You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.





Dr. Flonkenstein August 25th 03 09:12 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?

Well..... Du-u-u-u-h-h-h-h!

Frickin' grammer lamin' low down, no good , dirty rotten, yellow bellied
chicken ruslters!

CM


--
mhm 27x12

Dr. Flonkenstein August 25th 03 09:50 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:13:11 +0000, Daedalus
posted:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:12:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, tried to sniff my butt and
growled:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?


I'm hungry now for a macaroon.


It's been stolen by Capt. Baboon.

Jade


Well..... Du-u-u-u-h-h-h-h!

Frickin' grammer lamin' low down, no good , dirty rotten, yellow bellied
chicken ruslters!

CM


--
mhm 27x12

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 05:52 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:50:41 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:13:11 +0000, Daedalus
posted:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:12:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, tried to sniff my butt and
growled:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?


I'm hungry now for a macaroon.


It's been stolen by Capt. Baboon.


Is that Capt. Baboon from the Black Lagoon?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Daedalus August 26th 03 01:49 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 05:52:03 +0100, Peter J Ross ,
tried to sniff my butt and growled:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:50:41 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:13:11 +0000, Daedalus
posted:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:12:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, tried to sniff my butt and
growled:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?

I'm hungry now for a macaroon.


It's been stolen by Capt. Baboon.


Is that Capt. Baboon from the Black Lagoon?


He's now stationed west of Rangoon.

Jade


C. Rance Fawbush August 27th 03 06:58 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Daedalus wrote:

On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 05:52:03 +0100, Peter J Ross ,
tried to sniff my butt and growled:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:50:41 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:13:11 +0000, Daedalus
posted:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:12:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, tried to sniff my butt and
growled:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?

I'm hungry now for a macaroon.

It's been stolen by Capt. Baboon.


Is that Capt. Baboon from the Black Lagoon?


He's now stationed west of Rangoon.


I thought that he was near Cancun!
--
C. Rance Fawbush

Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die.



Peter J Ross August 27th 03 09:36 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 17:58:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from C. Rance Fawbush:

Daedalus wrote:

On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 05:52:03 +0100, Peter J Ross ,
tried to sniff my butt and growled:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:50:41 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:13:11 +0000, Daedalus
posted:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:12:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, tried to sniff my butt and
growled:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:58:04 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"anna" wrote in message
...

| You spelt 'moron' wrong moron.

Maybe he tried to spell moroon ?

I'm hungry now for a macaroon.

It's been stolen by Capt. Baboon.

Is that Capt. Baboon from the Black Lagoon?


He's now stationed west of Rangoon.


I thought that he was near Cancun!


I thought he was in an MGM cartoon!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Bertie the Bunyip August 28th 03 05:01 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
om...
| Wally wrote in message
. ..
| Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
| :
|
| "Wally" wrote in
| news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news- text.cableinet.net:
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-
|
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a
personal
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to
| Canada to
| escape....
|
| And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they
are -
| because they think they can get away with it.
|
| Absolutley.
|
| All grannies should be shot!
|
| All of 'em!
|
| then hung drawn and quartered.

I'm tellin yer Ma on Ya.... so there!


I thnk you'll find she'd agree, actually.



Bertie

Peter J Ross August 28th 03 05:43 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:00:08 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:21:35 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:ul0bkv0pnuu7ab7vd8cebq0gcn9md3ijpj@4ax .com:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
news:881dbc34.0308210932.19e6f780@posting .google.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?


Ah, so Tom and Jerry were merry?

Ah, so Gumby was fumbly?


Ah, so Wile E Coyote was throaty?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 28th 03 06:12 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:56:48 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:00:08 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:21:35 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel
became apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons
from alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:ul0bkv0pnuu7ab7vd8cebq0gcn9md3ijpj@4 ax.com:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons
from alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
news:881dbc34.0308210932.19e6f780@posti ng.google.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?

Ah, so Tom and Jerry were merry?

Ah, so Gumby was fumbly?


Ah, so Wile E Coyote was throaty?


Ah, so Yogi Bear used Nair?


Ah, so the Clangers ate spicy bangers?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)


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