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Scott Vernon August 21st 03 05:13 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
I'll be in Detroit.


"Bob****" wrote

How about this Monday, Scotty.

RB




Bobsprit August 21st 03 05:25 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Are you feeling left out because all your "fight stories"

Not at all. I've had enough fights, though I was paid to NOT fight or stop
fights.
I also know that those who talk about their heroic little tussles are usually
full of crap. If Scotty "really" wanted to fight, he wouldn't challenge me.
He'd just come and find me. But he's a pussy.
As for myself, I don't tell fight stories or threaten people. That's for 11
year olds...and Scotty & Loco!

Hooooh ahhh!

RB

Scott Vernon August 21st 03 05:51 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
still be in Detroit

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
can you read??????? do you know where Detroit is? no, it's not part of
NYC., Dufus.

How about Thursday of next week?

RB




Bobsprit August 21st 03 05:53 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
still be in Detroit

Sat, Sun, Mon??? Sailing all three days...short sails with mostly female crew.

RB

Scott Vernon August 21st 03 06:03 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
yes, I'll be sailing Sat. Sun. and FOR THE THIRD FRICKIN TIME D E T R O I
T ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
still be in Detroit

Sat, Sun, Mon??? Sailing all three days...short sails with mostly female

crew.

RB




Bobsprit August 21st 03 06:07 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
yes, I'll be sailing Sat. Sun. a

Finally! So you'll come next weekend!
NOW you're finally acting like a MAN!

See you then!

RB

Peter J Ross August 21st 03 08:36 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On 21 Aug 2003 17:07:50 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bobsprit:

yes, I'll be sailing Sat. Sun. a

Finally! So you'll come next weekend!
NOW you're finally acting like a MAN!

See you then!


Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.

I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
their godfather.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:23 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"NH_/\)_" wrote in
om:

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel
chair grandma.


Well, we know you're not 90, anyway.


I'd say it's pretty conclusive that you are an ugly bitch, though.


Bertie


NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I've farted in the theatre before and blamed my date! :-D

Now I know you're a clone of my brother...he used to do that in church
and then look furiously at me...



Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:23 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"NH_/\)_" wrote in
m:


OOps I swore how mean of me :)



Yeah, sure.


Bertie




NH_/)_

when you have to see crap "NH_/)_" wrote in
message om...
Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your
wheel

chair
grandma.

NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I've farted in the theatre before and blamed my date! :-D

Now I know you're a clone of my brother...he used to do that in
church and then look furiously at me...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein









Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:24 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
(Popeye) wrote in
om:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn


Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

and a bowler?



Bertie
popeye

Bertie the Bunyip wrote
you would never be able to carry off wearing a bow tie.
Bertie




Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:35 PM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Capt.American" wrote in message

| DT's?

Yeah... "Delivery Trauma".....


"Jacking off"


Bertie

Peter Wiley August 22nd 03 12:35 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Personally, I thought he was a floater in a sewer pipe heading for the
macerator. After tertiary treatment, he can be released into the ocean
where real sailors (note compulsory sailing ref) live. Of course, by
then he'll be unrecognisable but that's a plus.

PDW

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

CM



Scout August 22nd 03 12:36 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
That trick backfired on me once, so I stopped using the "peer pressure"
thing. A kid came back to my room with an administrator, he was half scared
to death because the others threatened to kill him if he was the reason they
lost their free doughnut (incentive).
Scout


"Vito" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:

I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.


Shop teacher used to make everybody write "I will never (whatever)" if
anybody screwed up, knowing the rest of us'd put the miscreant in the ER
for inconveniencing us.




Peter J Ross August 22nd 03 12:46 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum


Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Horvath August 22nd 03 02:00 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 21:11:58 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!

CM


Did you punch him, too?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

katysails August 22nd 03 02:39 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel =
chair
grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And =
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a =
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these guys =
for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a perfection =
you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents aren't even near =
90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in Clearwater area, =
better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to sit in the mud at =
low tide....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails August 22nd 03 02:42 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
It did however trigger a recollection of all the post fight bruises I've
suffered and how kind time is to allow us to remember the fight =
incidence
with clarity..... but not the days it took to heal up from the damage
afterwards.

CM


Sort of like childbirth;.....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 02:42 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
That's it??? That's the best you can come up with after such a poetic
dissertation??
Petey.... get some new material. This repetitious mantra is wearing thin.
I'm sure you don't really believe that if you repeat something often enough
it becomes true? Try wishing on a falling star... repeat the following three
times " I wish I may, I wish I might I wish I had the wit to fight... that
mean ole Mooron is pickin' on me.... and now I have to squat to pee"
remember to "keep looking up"!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
| |
| | I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| | their godfather.
|
| Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
| on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary
| a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors...
the
| overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
| understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that
you
| are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let
the
| cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows
you
| the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere
existence.
| Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers
and
| my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum
|
| Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8



Scott Vernon August 22nd 03 03:34 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .

S.Simon


Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across the
street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's groceries,
and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!






NH_/\)_ August 22nd 03 03:38 AM

Messed Up
 
funny. with so many filters and messages not coming in I thought you were
blasting
me, sorry you got caught in the cross fire. This NG is a mess LOL

NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel chair
grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And don't
bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a sailing
term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these guys for nigh
onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a perfection you'll never
achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if
you really are planning to sail in Clearwater area, better find a shoal
draft boat...unless you plan to sit in the mud at low tide....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Peter J Ross August 22nd 03 03:42 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
. com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn


Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?


No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 22nd 03 03:42 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 19:33:57 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Thanks Popeye,
Why oh why did I tell you about this NG? I suppose you'll now tell the
others at the marina; can't wait to see what that starts.
BTW - you got me laughing my a** off.
Scout


Easily amused, eh?


"Popeye" wrote in message
. com...
hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn
popeye

Bertie the Bunyip wrote
you would never be able to carry off wearing a bow tie.
Bertie




--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 22nd 03 03:46 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:42:55 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

That's it??? That's the best you can come up with after such a poetic
dissertation??
Petey.... get some new material. This repetitious mantra is wearing thin.
I'm sure you don't really believe that if you repeat something often enough
it becomes true? Try wishing on a falling star... repeat the following three
times " I wish I may, I wish I might I wish I had the wit to fight... that
mean ole Mooron is pickin' on me.... and now I have to squat to pee"
remember to "keep looking up"!

CM


yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?



"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
| |
| | I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| | their godfather.
|
| Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
| on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary
| a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors...
the
| overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
| understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that
you
| are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let
the
| cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows
you
| the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere
existence.
| Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers
and
| my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum
|
| Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8



--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

The_navigator© August 22nd 03 03:56 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
In such a tribe does not the ringleader 'lead' (with his right)?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote ...

I was once attacked
by 3 ghetto youths in Baltimore while carrying a briefcase. One good
punch to the ringleader with my one free hand



how did you know which was the ringleader?



I told the first cop car I saw but they couldn't care less.



probably couldn't understand you, mate.




The_navigator© August 22nd 03 04:05 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Yes, the first rule is hit first and very effectively -all bouncers know
this. If he doesn't fold or you haven't debiltated him then you are in
trouble. That reminds me of another story...

Cheers MC

Pony Express wrote:

Well, he did avoid the fight, didn't he?
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

bridge.......no show..........bob****...........Bwaaaak bwaaaaaaaaak
bwaaaaaaaaaaaak


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
through.

Even as a bouncer I could avoid fights. You guys are like 11 year olds


with

your fights and suits and such.
I'd kick all of you heads in and that would be that. But then again, I


wouldn't

have to because none of you would even dare to try anything.
Only total faggy losers tell fight stories!

Capt RB






Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:35 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Thanks Popeye,
Why oh why did I tell you about this NG? I suppose you'll now tell the
others at the marina; can't wait to see what that starts.
BTW - you got me laughing my a** off.


Oh goodie.

Bertie



Scout


"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn
popeye

Bertie the Bunyip wrote
you would never be able to carry off wearing a bow tie.
Bertie






Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:36 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
(Peter Wiley) wrote in
:

Personally, I thought he was a floater in a sewer pipe heading for the
macerator. After tertiary treatment, he can be released into the ocean
where real sailors (note compulsory sailing ref) live. Of course, by
then he'll be unrecognisable but that's a plus.



Snort!


Bertie

PDW

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum

CM





Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:36 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

That trick backfired on me once, so I stopped using the "peer
pressure" thing. A kid came back to my room with an administrator, he
was half scared to death because the others threatened to kill him if
he was the reason they lost their free doughnut (incentive).


Oh you da master. It's no wonder you have every troll on the west side of
usenet cringing.

Bertie


Bertei
Scout


"Vito" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:

I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.


Shop teacher used to make everybody write "I will never (whatever)"
if anybody screwed up, knowing the rest of us'd put the miscreant in
the ER for inconveniencing us.






Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:37 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum


Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!


Bought 'em wholesale first day I walked in. Sort of a usenet "blue light
special"


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:39 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

That's it??? That's the best you can come up with after such a poetic
dissertation??
Petey.... get some new material. This repetitious mantra is wearing
thin.


s it?

I'm sure you don't really believe that if you repeat something
often enough it becomes true?



doe sit matter?

Anyhow, don't you think it's a bit ingenuous of you to be whining that
particular ditty at the moment?

Try wishing on a falling star... repeat
the following three times " I wish I may, I wish I might I wish I had
the wit to fight... that mean ole Mooron is pickin' on me.... and now
I have to squat to pee" remember to "keep looking up"!


Aw, you just have too little faith in the Bunyip.

You gotta believe!

Actually, you don't, now that I think about it.

Carry on.




Bertie

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
| Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
| |
| | I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| | be their godfather.
|
| Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
| on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach
| with
nary
| a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
| endeavors...
the
| overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition.
| I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization
| that
you
| are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control.
| Let
the
| cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which
| allows
you
| the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere
existence.
| Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent
| prayers
and
| my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum
|
| Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8





Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:39 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?


Neither.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:40 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"katysails" wrote in
:


Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel
chair grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these
guys for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a
perfection you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents
aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in
Clearwater area, better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to
sit in the mud at low tide....



Actually, sparring isn't a sailing term in that context.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:40 AM

Messed Up
 
"NH_/\)_" wrote in
m:

funny. with so many filters and messages not coming in I thought you
were blasting
me, sorry you got caught in the cross fire. This NG is a mess LOL


No!

Bertie



NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel
chair grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these
guys for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a
perfection you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents
aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in
Clearwater area, better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to
sit in the mud at low tide....



Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:41 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn


Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?


No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?


Horvath August 22nd 03 06:18 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:14:40 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
| through.

If someone went that route here and filed suit... even their own friends
would slap the crap out of them. In Canada it's okay to fight... just don't
shoot anyone, even in self defense. Oh... and we can smoke pot!

CM


But you can't drink in public.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz August 22nd 03 06:18 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
I guess that's what happens when you date a transvestite.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .

S.Simon

Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across the
street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's groceries,
and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!








Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 06:31 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:14:40 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None
| carried through.

If someone went that route here and filed suit... even their own
friends would slap the crap out of them. In Canada it's okay to
fight... just don't shoot anyone, even in self defense. Oh... and we
can smoke pot!

CM


But you can't drink in public.



What, your state outlaw the bag thing again?

Berti e

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 06:32 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

I guess that's what happens when you date a transvestite.


God you guys stink!


Bertie

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . .
.

S.Simon

Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across
the street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's
groceries, and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!









anonyme August 22nd 03 06:37 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard.
I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the
foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is
a pity that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by
the 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills
are usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the
same thing.


Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.


I like to know details about my Fish.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 07:06 AM

I don't know what over came me....
 
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 07:02:09 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in
the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure
no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean,
**** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?

Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.


This is all getting a bit gamey, isn't it?

I'm getting to know a lot more than I really wanted to about these guys.


They seem a disgruntled sort.


Well, they talk to each other almost exclusively. Makes sense when you
think about it.

bertei


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