I don't know what over came me....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?

Neither.


Bertie

I don't know what over came me....
 

"katysails" wrote in
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Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel
chair grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these
guys for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a
perfection you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents
aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in
Clearwater area, better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to
sit in the mud at low tide....


Actually, sparring isn't a sailing term in that context.

Bertie

Messed Up
 

"NH_/\)_" wrote in
m:

funny. with so many filters and messages not coming in I thought you
were blasting
me, sorry you got caught in the cross fire. This NG is a mess LOL

No!

Bertie



NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel
chair grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these
guys for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a
perfection you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents
aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in
Clearwater area, better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to
sit in the mud at low tide....

I don't know what over came me....
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:14:40 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None carried
| through.

If someone went that route here and filed suit... even their own friends
would slap the crap out of them. In Canada it's okay to fight... just don't
shoot anyone, even in self defense. Oh... and we can smoke pot!

CM


But you can't drink in public.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

I don't know what over came me....
 

I guess that's what happens when you date a transvestite.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .

S.Simon

Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across the
street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's groceries,
and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

I don't know what over came me....
 

Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:14:40 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I've had several people threaten law suits after a fight. None
| carried through.

If someone went that route here and filed suit... even their own
friends would slap the crap out of them. In Canada it's okay to
fight... just don't shoot anyone, even in self defense. Oh... and we
can smoke pot!

CM


But you can't drink in public.


What, your state outlaw the bag thing again?

Berti e

I don't know what over came me....
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

I guess that's what happens when you date a transvestite.

God you guys stink!


Bertie

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . .
.

S.Simon

Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across
the street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's
groceries, and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that hard.
I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of disrespect for
others that is so rampant today and is seen the behaviour of the
foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to disrupt this NG. It is
a pity that they were not taught to repect others (esp. elders) by
the 'parents' (I use that term loosley for their parenting skills
are usually minimal) who bred them. Still animals breed without much
trouble eh? But curs always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much the
same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

I like to know details about my Fish.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

I don't know what over came me....
 

anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 07:02:09 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
:

Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in
the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure
no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean,
**** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?

Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.

This is all getting a bit gamey, isn't it?

I'm getting to know a lot more than I really wanted to about these guys.

They seem a disgruntled sort.


Well, they talk to each other almost exclusively. Makes sense when you
think about it.

bertei