I don't know what over came me....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Capt.American" wrote in message

| DT's?

Yeah... "Delivery Trauma".....


"Jacking off"


Bertie

I don't know what over came me....
 

Personally, I thought he was a floater in a sewer pipe heading for the
macerator. After tertiary treatment, he can be released into the ocean
where real sailors (note compulsory sailing ref) live. Of course, by
then he'll be unrecognisable but that's a plus.

PDW

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

CM

I don't know what over came me....
 

That trick backfired on me once, so I stopped using the "peer pressure"
thing. A kid came back to my room with an administrator, he was half scared
to death because the others threatened to kill him if he was the reason they
lost their free doughnut (incentive).
Scout


"Vito" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:

I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

Shop teacher used to make everybody write "I will never (whatever)" if
anybody screwed up, knowing the rest of us'd put the miscreant in the ER
for inconveniencing us.

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 21:11:58 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!

CM

Did you punch him, too?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

I don't know what over came me....
 

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel =
chair
grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And =
don't bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a =
sailing term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these guys =
for nigh onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a perfection =
you'll never achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents aren't even near =
90 yet....Oh...if you really are planning to sail in Clearwater area, =
better find a shoal draft boat...unless you plan to sit in the mud at =
low tide....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't know what over came me....
 

It did however trigger a recollection of all the post fight bruises I've
suffered and how kind time is to allow us to remember the fight =
incidence
with clarity..... but not the days it took to heal up from the damage
afterwards.

CM


Sort of like childbirth;.....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't know what over came me....
 

That's it??? That's the best you can come up with after such a poetic
dissertation??
Petey.... get some new material. This repetitious mantra is wearing thin.
I'm sure you don't really believe that if you repeat something often enough
it becomes true? Try wishing on a falling star... repeat the following three
times " I wish I may, I wish I might I wish I had the wit to fight... that
mean ole Mooron is pickin' on me.... and now I have to squat to pee"
remember to "keep looking up"!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
| |
| | I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| | their godfather.
|
| Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
| on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary
| a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors...
the
| overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
| understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that
you
| are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let
the
| cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows
you
| the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere
existence.
| Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers
and
| my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum
|
| Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8

I don't know what over came me....
 

She beats up him.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, do you still beat your girlfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:48:23 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

That ain't nothin'!

The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.

Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .

S.Simon

Wuss. The other day I saw a boy scout helping an old lady across the
street. I hit them both with my car, stole the old lady's groceries,
and her purse, and drove off.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Messed Up
 

funny. with so many filters and messages not coming in I thought you were
blasting
me, sorry you got caught in the cross fire. This NG is a mess LOL

NH_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Well at least Im not a 90 year old ugl bitch, climb back in your wheel chair
grandma.


Now where and why did that come from? Who was addressing you? And don't
bother to even try to take me on....I've been sparring (that's a sailing
term, BTW...find a glossary and look up "spar") with these guys for nigh
onto 5 years now and I have the technique honed to a perfection you'll never
achieve. As far as 90, heck...my parents aren't even near 90 yet....Oh...if
you really are planning to sail in Clearwater area, better find a shoal
draft boat...unless you plan to sit in the mud at low tide....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein