I don't know what over came me....
 

anonyme wrote in
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On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:06:24 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 07:02:09 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:03:30 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Scout" wrote in
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Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough
guy in the back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was
sure no one could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do
you mean, **** me? **** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.

Well, I should think not!

So, do you **** all your students?

Does the Principal know?

Lol. He prolly has something speshul going on with the Principal.

This is all getting a bit gamey, isn't it?

I'm getting to know a lot more than I really wanted to about these
guys.

They seem a disgruntled sort.


Well, they talk to each other almost exclusively. Makes sense when you
think about it.

Inbreeding.

Ewww.

Bertie

I don't know what over came me....
 

anonyme wrote in
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On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:07:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
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You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that
hard. I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of
disrespect for others that is so rampant today and is seen the
behaviour of the foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to
disrupt this NG. It is a pity that they were not taught to
repect others (esp. elders) by the 'parents' (I use that term
loosley for their parenting skills are usually minimal) who bred
them. Still animals breed without much trouble eh? But curs
always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much
the same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"

Mice, eh? What makes them mice-like?

You haven't spent enough time as a bored teenage boy, obviously.

Bertie

I don't know what over came me..Repubs? ..
 

"katysails" wrote in
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With all due respect Katy, thats why I NEVER go north of the Potomac
if I can help it.

I'm pretty safe up here...Western Michigan is the bastion of
Republicanism...Jerry Ford and all,

sorry, that makes you safe, how?


Bertie

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
e.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 23:55:56 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?

Not necessarily.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:37:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum

Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!

Bought 'em wholesale first day I walked in. Sort of a usenet "blue light
special"

I think you may have left some of them out of the refrigerator too
long.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

I don't know what over came me....
 

I don't know what over came me....
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
le.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla! :)
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so El Kebong was a Dong?

I don't know what over came me....
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 23:55:56 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| yawn You wrote 200 words in reply to me. So what?

Wake up kid.... is the reply criteria based on word count or assembly?

Not necessarily.

In fact,m quite the inverse.

Bertei

I don't know what over came me....
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:28:40 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:34:45 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Are you Mike Soja, or are you just happy to see PJR?

He isn't Soja. He didn't mention Dean or Eddie twice in every
sentence.

Though he has the same convoluted long boring sentences, using
fancy fair words.

He should also sign like

Capt. Mooron (As in "I saw the booty first")