It finally hit me.
 

Horass,

Don't try and insult your betters. Neal is 100 times the
sailor you are, and that is NOT saying much at all.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 16:49:14 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer. If I'm gonna hafta spend my time racing some wannabe
klutz then I insist on making a voyage out of it - not some silly
around the buoys flim-flamery.

I've no interest in racing some crummy little inland course. That's
for lubbers like Bobsprit, LOCO, Pony Express, Horvath, Ganz,
Katysails, Mooron, Oz1, Donal, Navigator, Haggie, Jeff Morris,
Shen44, onnmbrd, Joe Butcher, Billy Jane, etc. etc. So, please
don't insult me with anything less than a race of at least five hundred
miles with mostly open water.

S.Simon - a man, a legend, a standard by which others are judged.


This is good. I gotta mark this. Pimple Pieman is leaving the
mooring ball.





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The biggest arches are from your underwire support bra.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Biggest arches are at the Machinaw bridge, dumbass. You'd know that
if you ever sailed.





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This route is approximately 800 miles. You want more, we can go to Duluth
and back to Houghton where my son goes to school, or even the Toledo light.
You want 20 -30 knots on youe anemometer, I can assure you it will happen.
You want 10 foot seas or larger, that too. Quit waffeling, you challanged, I
accept. Your current "Cut the Mustard" vs My current "Maybee Crazy" from
the Toledo light 7-4-04 6am. The challenger does not get to set the course
or conditions, they only get to back out. Why do you think the Americas cup
was held in New Zeland last.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer. If I'm gonna hafta spend my time racing some wannabe
klutz then I insist on making a voyage out of it - not some silly
around the buoys flim-flamery.

I've no interest in racing some crummy little inland course. That's
for lubbers like Bobsprit, LOCO, Pony Express, Horvath, Ganz,
Katysails, Mooron, Oz1, Donal, Navigator, Haggie, Jeff Morris,
Shen44, onnmbrd, Joe Butcher, Billy Jane, etc. etc. So, please
don't insult me with anything less than a race of at least five hundred
miles with mostly open water.

S.Simon - a man, a legend, a standard by which others are judged.




"Wes Carroll" wrote in message
om...
Hey Neil, no answer? You chicken out? You issued the challange, I just
set a few conditions.

(Wes Carroll) wrote in message
. com...
How about from the Toledo Light to the North Tower of Big Mac via the
Milwaukee harbor light. I will even give you a 4 hour head start. Say
July 4 2004 at 6am. I drink Mack and Jacks African amber, it aint
cheap nor is it easy to get.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I challenged Booby to a race many times but he's ALWAYS
chickened out. I'll make you the same challenge. I'll race you
starting
at Key Largo to Marsh Harbor in the Abacos from there to Habana
and from Habana to Key West. Said race to commence sometime
in December of this year. Loser buys the winner's beer for five
years.
I bet you, like your sniveling, pretend-to-sail, little, butt buddy
Booby,
will also chicken out.

S.Simon - my 27-footer will beat yours in a long distance race.


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 01:41:43 GMT, "The Carrolls"
wrote:

What an absurd and laughable point of view, that a Hinkley
Sou'wester is not
a sailboat. You need to look into their history and build
specifications.
Try punching through a tall sea at an inlet with only 15 or 20 hp
available.
To sail through all is not always a good prudent decision these
days, even
Larry Pardee used a motor on occasion. Cabo Rico and Hinkley are
two of the
best sailboats made, expensive they are, but we are not talking
cost. You
show an attitude that should be sailing a wooden boat and using
canvas
sails.

Simon is not an actual sailor. He's a pimply faced kid who read
some books.

BB

It finally hit me.
 

Bud, you are so very wrong. I got pictures, no scanner though, will try to
post.
"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 19:11:12 GMT, "The Carrolls"
wrote this crap:

How about the Toledo light to the North Tower of Big Mac Via the
Milwalkee
light? This is one of my favorite little cruises.I will even give you 4
hours of head start. July 4th 2004 6am.

"Little cruise"? You never been anywhere near there.




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I gotta start previewing this stuff before I post. I know, spelled: New
Zealand
"The Carrolls" wrote in message
.. .
This route is approximately 800 miles. You want more, we can go to Duluth
and back to Houghton where my son goes to school, or even the Toledo
light.
You want 20 -30 knots on youe anemometer, I can assure you it will happen.
You want 10 foot seas or larger, that too. Quit waffeling, you challanged,
I
accept. Your current "Cut the Mustard" vs My current "Maybee Crazy" from
the Toledo light 7-4-04 6am. The challenger does not get to set the course
or conditions, they only get to back out. Why do you think the Americas
cup
was held in New Zeland last.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer. If I'm gonna hafta spend my time racing some wannabe
klutz then I insist on making a voyage out of it - not some silly
around the buoys flim-flamery.

I've no interest in racing some crummy little inland course. That's
for lubbers like Bobsprit, LOCO, Pony Express, Horvath, Ganz,
Katysails, Mooron, Oz1, Donal, Navigator, Haggie, Jeff Morris,
Shen44, onnmbrd, Joe Butcher, Billy Jane, etc. etc. So, please
don't insult me with anything less than a race of at least five hundred
miles with mostly open water.

S.Simon - a man, a legend, a standard by which others are judged.




"Wes Carroll" wrote in message
om...
Hey Neil, no answer? You chicken out? You issued the challange, I just
set a few conditions.

(Wes Carroll) wrote in message
. com...
How about from the Toledo Light to the North Tower of Big Mac via
the
Milwaukee harbor light. I will even give you a 4 hour head start.
Say
July 4 2004 at 6am. I drink Mack and Jacks African amber, it aint
cheap nor is it easy to get.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I challenged Booby to a race many times but he's ALWAYS
chickened out. I'll make you the same challenge. I'll race you
starting
at Key Largo to Marsh Harbor in the Abacos from there to Habana
and from Habana to Key West. Said race to commence sometime
in December of this year. Loser buys the winner's beer for five
years.
I bet you, like your sniveling, pretend-to-sail, little, butt
buddy
Booby,
will also chicken out.

S.Simon - my 27-footer will beat yours in a long distance race.


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 01:41:43 GMT, "The Carrolls"
wrote:

What an absurd and laughable point of view, that a Hinkley
Sou'wester is not
a sailboat. You need to look into their history and build
specifications.
Try punching through a tall sea at an inlet with only 15 or 20
hp
available.
To sail through all is not always a good prudent decision these
days, even
Larry Pardee used a motor on occasion. Cabo Rico and Hinkley
are
two of the
best sailboats made, expensive they are, but we are not talking
cost. You
show an attitude that should be sailing a wooden boat and using
canvas
sails.

Simon is not an actual sailor. He's a pimply faced kid who read
some books.

BB

It finally hit me.
 

On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 20:15:07 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

The biggest arches are from your underwire support bra.

Do you HAVE to turn every thread into your homosexual fantasies?


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Biggest arches are at the Machinaw bridge, dumbass. You'd know that
if you ever sailed.





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On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 20:14:00 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass,

Don't try and insult your betters. Neal is 100 times the
sailor you are, and that is NOT saying much at all.

You shouldn't even be in this conversation, loser. Non-boater loser.
Non-boat owner loser. Loser.





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On Sun, 28 Sep 2003 03:31:35 GMT, "The Carrolls"
wrote this crap:

Bud, you are so very wrong. I got pictures, no scanner though, will try to
post.

Here's MY pic of me sailing off Mac Island. That's the Grand Hotel
just over my shoulder. You can also see Ft. Mac over my other
shoulder.




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You want 20 -30 knots on youe anemometer, I can assure you it will =
happen.

Heck, that's an average September day on Lake MI...yesterday was 25=3D30 =
with 7 footers...earlier this week the waves were 8-10. I think you =
should make the race during the autumn season...They've already got the =
orance "save the beach" fences up at the shore parks and the windsurfers =
are having a ball out there in the heavy surf along with the MI surfers =
(they're a weird breed...)
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

It finally hit me.
 

Where were you in the spring/summer of 2002 while I was
cruising the Bahamas and off the newsgroup?

And, where will you be this coming winter, spring and summer
when I'm off to the Bahamas again for at least six months
and off the group?

Probably crying in your beer at the local gay bistro you little faggot!

S.Simon - a real cruising sailor who uses the internet when in port.


wrote in message ...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 16:49:14 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote:

I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer.

Those many, many, long distance ocean cruises must explain why you are never
away from this newsgroup for more than a day or two.

BB