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Simple Simon September 25th 03 01:32 AM

It finally hit me.
 
Too much fog up in Maine and too many sailors like you,
Shen44 and otnmbrd who refuse to give way to sailboats
in a fog. It's just too dangerous for me.

S.Simon

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message ...
I've always admitted to the boat I have and why I decided on it. I'll even admit that
I've had second thoughts - then I've heard horror stories of the outboards going belly up
without any spare parts in the hemisphere.

But the bottom line is that I've already done a lot more sailing than you, so I don't mind
admitting that now that I'm older and have family responsibilities, I enjoy getting to a
beautiful destination, and don't mind using the engine to get there.

Tell you what Neal: why don't you throw away your engine, your GPS, and your VHF and
cruise the Maine coast for a season. Then we'll let you join the club of real sailors!






"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
So you finally grew large enough gonads to admit the truth.

You value your motors above your sails. Your main concern
when buying a so-called sailboat was what engine(s) to fit. That
strikes me as pathetic. It proves my contention that you are just
another motor boater pretending to be a sailor - or, to be a little
more kind, an old sailor who's gotten too lazy to sail much any
more.

To correct a couple of your misconceptions, my little outboard
is a 2001, 9.9 HP, Honda 4-stroke which meets 2006 emission
standards. It is a far cleaner and environmentally friendly than your
twin diesel pollution machines. It burns less than two quarts per hour
at five knots and does not use pre-mix so it doesn't put oil into the
water and air like 2-stroke outboard engines. It has a 12 amp
alternator (optional charging coil). It cost me only $1800. It weighs
in at 100 pounds.

As an option your environmentally unfriendly diesels probably cost
you well over ten grand for the pair. They weigh at least five to seven
times more than my 100 pound motor/transmission/prop combination.
They harm the performance of your boat more than you'll ever know
until you toss the lot overboard and do some pure sailing sometime
again instead of allowing your being ever so out of shape and obese
to force you into motoring the majority of the time.

S.Simon


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message

...
Address the issue? Your ramblings about "First she's a sailboat" is just your way of
saying you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about when it comes to powering

a
sailboat. The truth is, you have just as much power, proportionately, as most other
boats. However, you have it hanging off the stern so it causes more drag by squatting

the
stern than my folding props do. Its useless in a surf because the prop will come out

of
the water. It has a 6 Amp alternator. Yours is probably a 2-stroke that spews a

trail of
fuel wherever you go.

And to top it off, your log shows that on your last trip to the Bahamas you powered

there,
you powered back, and you powered much of the time you were there!

But you're right about one thing - I had the option of powering with twin 10HP

outboards
but chose the small diesels because I knew I would be powering at least 3000 miles in

the
first 2 years I owned the boat. But still, 36HP for a 36 foot boat isn't really

overkill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nautical science? Where did that combination of words
come from I wonder. Maybe from a group of ignorant,
self-centered folks who wish to make of sailing something
other than it is?

Next thing you'll be claiming is some nonsense like
'multi-hull science' or 'the science of nose picking'.

But the bottom line is you once more failed to address
the issue which is 'first she's a sailboat' which means
EVERYTHING - even your precious motors come
in a poor second. You also failed to understand that
EVERYTHING that in any way compromises the
ability of a sailboat so sail up to her potential is not
to be valued above pure sailing. If you think otherwise
you're no sailor.

In your particular case you have two diesels in a
boat which can in no way be considered an honest
sailboat. Your catamaran is a motorboat with sails.


S.Simon




"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Typical Neal gibberish to hide is total ignorance of nautical science. It really
drives
him crazy that there are people who understand naval architecture as a science and

are
skeptical of crackpots who make it up as they go.

-jeff - Two Motors for Two Hulls!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
And you, Jeff, like the majority of pretend sailors here, consistently
fail to remember Rule 1 which states "First she's a sailboat".

Any and all discussion of volume and or displacement of water which
boils down to mass can be more simply stated using LOA since
ballasted monohull sailboats all fall within a predictable range of mass.

When one keeps Rule 1 in mind at all times it becomes increasingly
evident that everything - yes, even motors (some absurd people
have TWO of them) come second, third, fourth etc. It follows that
since 'first she's a sailboat' that any and all motors are intended to be
a supplement and only needed for flat water when there is no wind.

Any and all other reasons to use your motor(s) that require such ridiculous
levels of HP and weight violate Rule 1. This cannot be argued.

S.Simon - keeps his priorities straight.


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Sorry about the late reply - I'm just catching up ...

Your claim of "one horsepower for every foot of length" is absurd and shows a
remarkable
lack of understanding of nautical science.

Required HP is not a function of length, it is a function of displacement.

The
Simplistic
way to remember this is that moving the boat requires pushing aside a volume

of
water
equal to the displacement. The rough rule of thumb is that one HP for each
500-600
pounds
of displacement is required to push a boat to hull speed.

For a Coronado 27, this works out to about 10-12 HP. For a Hinckley Bermuda

40, a
boa
t
Bill Tripp would prefer to be remembered for, this is 40 HP. The newer H42
displaces
23,500 and has 50 HP; the 51 displaces 40,000 and has 88 HP. All perfectly
appropriate.
Remember that diesel should be run at 80% rpm, where the output is

considerably
less
than
the rated power.

So how does displacement vary with length? This is roughly a "cubic"

function.
The
"Displacement/Length" ratio is roughly constant for a given design style, and

is
usually
computed as "Tons / ( (WL ft/100) **3). Thus, a boat twice as long will

displace
8
times
as much, and require 8 times the HP. This fits in with the boats listed.

Once again, Neal has displayed mathematical and scientific skills consistent

with
his
education as an English major.

-jeff
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Dear Ms. Carroll

You're beginning to catch on, Mam! Of course, any boat
that has more than one horsepower for every foot of length
in NOT a sailboat. It is simply a motor boat with spars.
The very best it can be called is a "motor sailer."

Think of how absurd the very idea of 50 horsepower in any
42-foot motor boat with masts really is? It only takes 20 horses
to drive that particular Hinckley to hull speed. So, why all the
extra power and weight? The answer is simple. It's because
the boat is designed to motor and charge huge battery banks
to run all manner of unnecessary crud that really has no business
aboard a sailboat. Nobody but rich, ignorant snobs own Hinckley's
anyway. Hinckleys are an example of a boat that is way way way
overpriced for what you get. Only rich ignorant snobs spend
so much money on a name. These same people wear Rolex
Oysters not because they keep any better time than a cheap
Timex but because they think it gives them status.

Well, the bottom line is their boat and wrist watch are only owned
so they can feel good about themselves. For the most part these
people are no different than Bobsprit except they have money to
burn. They think brand names mean everything and since they can
buy pretty much whatever they want they buy things they think
will make people the most envious. Little do they realize real
sailors laugh at them and their ignorance. Real sailors know what
these pathetic individuals are all about. We laugh when we see
them motoring their so-called sailboats around expecting folks
to ooh and aah!

Would that they were more honest and just bought a motor boat
in the first place.

S.Simon - has more common sense than most people


"The Carrolls" wrote in message
.. .
So a Hinkley Sou'wester is not a sailboat? 50 hp at 42 feet.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message
...
So, a 38' Cabo Rico is not a sailboat? BS.


A Cabo Rico 38' is, indeed, a motor boat with sails unless someone
had one commissioned without motor. Any sailboat that has a built in
motor with more than one horsepower for each meter of length is a
motorsailer at best.

What's a Cabo Rico 38 have? About 40-50 horsepower? To be
a sailboat it would have to have no more than 12 horsepower.

S.Simon























Bobsprit September 25th 03 11:42 AM

It finally hit me.
 
Too much fog up in Maine and too many sailors like you,
Shen44 and otnmbrd who refuse to give way to sailboats
in a fog. It's just too dangerous for me.

Some sailor.
Oh, it's only cowardly neal!

RB

otnmbrd September 25th 03 04:58 PM

It finally hit me.
 


Simple Simon wrote:
Too much fog up in Maine and too many sailors like you,
Shen44 and otnmbrd who refuse to give way to sailboats
in a fog. It's just too dangerous for me.

S.Simon


Unlike you, Neal, the three of us, when on any type of vessel (be it
sail or power), when hearing the fog signal of a vessel forward of our
beam, which may involve a close quarters situation or risk of collision,
will reduce our speed to the minimum at which we can be kept on course
and if necessary take all way off and in any event, navigate with
extreme caution until danger of collision has passed.
For us, it won't matter if we are on a sailboat or powerboat, nor will
it matter what type of vessel we are approaching, for.....it could well
be some clown such as yourself, who thinks he has some special
privileges in fog because he is sail and is proceeding as if in normal
visibility.

otn


The Carrolls September 27th 03 08:11 PM

It finally hit me.
 
How about the Toledo light to the North Tower of Big Mac Via the Milwalkee
light? This is one of my favorite little cruises.I will even give you 4
hours of head start. July 4th 2004 6am.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Dear Ms. Carroll

You're beginning to catch on, Mam! Of course, any boat
that has more than one horsepower for every foot of length
in NOT a sailboat. It is simply a motor boat with spars.
The very best it can be called is a "motor sailer."

Think of how absurd the very idea of 50 horsepower in any
42-foot motor boat with masts really is? It only takes 20 horses
to drive that particular Hinckley to hull speed. So, why all the
extra power and weight? The answer is simple. It's because
the boat is designed to motor and charge huge battery banks
to run all manner of unnecessary crud that really has no business
aboard a sailboat. Nobody but rich, ignorant snobs own Hinckley's
anyway. Hinckleys are an example of a boat that is way way way
overpriced for what you get. Only rich ignorant snobs spend
so much money on a name. These same people wear Rolex
Oysters not because they keep any better time than a cheap
Timex but because they think it gives them status.

Well, the bottom line is their boat and wrist watch are only owned
so they can feel good about themselves. For the most part these
people are no different than Bobsprit except they have money to
burn. They think brand names mean everything and since they can
buy pretty much whatever they want they buy things they think
will make people the most envious. Little do they realize real
sailors laugh at them and their ignorance. Real sailors know what
these pathetic individuals are all about. We laugh when we see
them motoring their so-called sailboats around expecting folks
to ooh and aah!

Would that they were more honest and just bought a motor boat
in the first place.

S.Simon - has more common sense than most people


"The Carrolls" wrote in message

.. .
So a Hinkley Sou'wester is not a sailboat? 50 hp at 42 feet.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message

...
So, a 38' Cabo Rico is not a sailboat? BS.


A Cabo Rico 38' is, indeed, a motor boat with sails unless someone
had one commissioned without motor. Any sailboat that has a built in
motor with more than one horsepower for each meter of length is a
motorsailer at best.

What's a Cabo Rico 38 have? About 40-50 horsepower? To be
a sailboat it would have to have no more than 12 horsepower.

S.Simon









Simple Simon September 27th 03 08:27 PM

It finally hit me.
 

"The Carrolls" wrote in message ...
How about the Toledo light to the North Tower of Big Mac Via the Milwalkee
light? This is one of my favorite little cruises.I will even give you 4
hours of head start. July 4th 2004 6am.



Your MacDonald's have towers? Ours have arches. Anyway, in
case you've not noticed, I'm talking racing in sailboats and not
in PT Cruisers and if a race ain't comprised mostly of ocean sailing then
it's hardly sailing at all. I think everybody here but me is actually
afraid to go off-soundings. A fine bunch of pansies you all are . . .

S.Simon - if your depth sounder can get a reading they you ain't
really sailing.

S.Simon



Wes Carroll September 27th 03 09:26 PM

It finally hit me.
 
Hey Neil, no answer? You chicken out? You issued the challange, I just
set a few conditions.

(Wes Carroll) wrote in message . com...
How about from the Toledo Light to the North Tower of Big Mac via the
Milwaukee harbor light. I will even give you a 4 hour head start. Say
July 4 2004 at 6am. I drink Mack and Jacks African amber, it aint
cheap nor is it easy to get.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I challenged Booby to a race many times but he's ALWAYS
chickened out. I'll make you the same challenge. I'll race you starting
at Key Largo to Marsh Harbor in the Abacos from there to Habana
and from Habana to Key West. Said race to commence sometime
in December of this year. Loser buys the winner's beer for five years.
I bet you, like your sniveling, pretend-to-sail, little, butt buddy Booby,
will also chicken out.

S.Simon - my 27-footer will beat yours in a long distance race.


wrote in message ...
On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 01:41:43 GMT, "The Carrolls" wrote:

What an absurd and laughable point of view, that a Hinkley Sou'wester is not
a sailboat. You need to look into their history and build specifications.
Try punching through a tall sea at an inlet with only 15 or 20 hp available.
To sail through all is not always a good prudent decision these days, even
Larry Pardee used a motor on occasion. Cabo Rico and Hinkley are two of the
best sailboats made, expensive they are, but we are not talking cost. You
show an attitude that should be sailing a wooden boat and using canvas
sails.

Simon is not an actual sailor. He's a pimply faced kid who read some books.

BB


Simple Simon September 27th 03 09:49 PM

It finally hit me.
 
I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer. If I'm gonna hafta spend my time racing some wannabe
klutz then I insist on making a voyage out of it - not some silly
around the buoys flim-flamery.

I've no interest in racing some crummy little inland course. That's
for lubbers like Bobsprit, LOCO, Pony Express, Horvath, Ganz,
Katysails, Mooron, Oz1, Donal, Navigator, Haggie, Jeff Morris,
Shen44, onnmbrd, Joe Butcher, Billy Jane, etc. etc. So, please
don't insult me with anything less than a race of at least five hundred
miles with mostly open water.

S.Simon - a man, a legend, a standard by which others are judged.




"Wes Carroll" wrote in message om...
Hey Neil, no answer? You chicken out? You issued the challange, I just
set a few conditions.

(Wes Carroll) wrote in message . com...
How about from the Toledo Light to the North Tower of Big Mac via the
Milwaukee harbor light. I will even give you a 4 hour head start. Say
July 4 2004 at 6am. I drink Mack and Jacks African amber, it aint
cheap nor is it easy to get.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I challenged Booby to a race many times but he's ALWAYS
chickened out. I'll make you the same challenge. I'll race you starting
at Key Largo to Marsh Harbor in the Abacos from there to Habana
and from Habana to Key West. Said race to commence sometime
in December of this year. Loser buys the winner's beer for five years.
I bet you, like your sniveling, pretend-to-sail, little, butt buddy Booby,
will also chicken out.

S.Simon - my 27-footer will beat yours in a long distance race.


wrote in message ...
On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 01:41:43 GMT, "The Carrolls" wrote:

What an absurd and laughable point of view, that a Hinkley Sou'wester is not
a sailboat. You need to look into their history and build specifications.
Try punching through a tall sea at an inlet with only 15 or 20 hp available.
To sail through all is not always a good prudent decision these days, even
Larry Pardee used a motor on occasion. Cabo Rico and Hinkley are two of the
best sailboats made, expensive they are, but we are not talking cost. You
show an attitude that should be sailing a wooden boat and using canvas
sails.

Simon is not an actual sailor. He's a pimply faced kid who read some books.

BB




Horvath September 28th 03 01:43 AM

It finally hit me.
 
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 19:11:12 GMT, "The Carrolls"
wrote this crap:

How about the Toledo light to the North Tower of Big Mac Via the Milwalkee
light? This is one of my favorite little cruises.I will even give you 4
hours of head start. July 4th 2004 6am.


"Little cruise"? You never been anywhere near there.




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Horvath September 28th 03 01:45 AM

It finally hit me.
 
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 15:27:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


"The Carrolls" wrote in message ...
How about the Toledo light to the North Tower of Big Mac Via the Milwalkee
light? This is one of my favorite little cruises.I will even give you 4
hours of head start. July 4th 2004 6am.



Your MacDonald's have towers? Ours have arches.


Biggest arches are at the Machinaw bridge, dumbass. You'd know that
if you ever sailed.





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Horvath September 28th 03 01:50 AM

It finally hit me.
 
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 16:49:14 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I never chicken out but I DO INSIST on setting the race course.
Some people have the cheek to say I don't sail and never leave
the mooring, etc. but they're wrong. I sail so much that some
little sheltered water day trip is not my idea of sailing anymore.
I like oceans and long distances single-handing. I like boat and
master to work as a team over long periods of time and strong
winds with big seas derived from hundreds or thousands of miles
of fetch. I don't like to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time and I like to see 20-30 knots on my
anemometer. If I'm gonna hafta spend my time racing some wannabe
klutz then I insist on making a voyage out of it - not some silly
around the buoys flim-flamery.

I've no interest in racing some crummy little inland course. That's
for lubbers like Bobsprit, LOCO, Pony Express, Horvath, Ganz,
Katysails, Mooron, Oz1, Donal, Navigator, Haggie, Jeff Morris,
Shen44, onnmbrd, Joe Butcher, Billy Jane, etc. etc. So, please
don't insult me with anything less than a race of at least five hundred
miles with mostly open water.

S.Simon - a man, a legend, a standard by which others are judged.



This is good. I gotta mark this. Pimple Pieman is leaving the
mooring ball.





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