On 07 Aug 2003 23:57:12 GMT I replied to
(Bobsprit) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

I'll get back to you later, right now I have
to kiss your wife good bye.

Good idea. Your dad is waiting for you with a plunger. By the way, has your
mom's vaginal blood fart discharge problem gone away? I know it's effecting her
work. The stench is quite awful, even if you do usually run and get a straw!
Do yourself a favor and lie to us about the boat you have and some sailing
experiences you dreamt of!

Come on, you have to have something original in that pea-brain of
your's.
Oh, your wife told me thank you for the first orgasm she's had
since before she met you.

Bwahahahaha!

You do realize that only trolls put that after a flame, right?

True, your replies are typically nothing more than elongated, brown, grease
stains.
Scout

"Just Plain Insane" wrote
I replied on a piece of toilet paper

Sailing the whole weekend, except you conveniently have a funeral when he
can meet you? What a pathetic excuse.

Steve, perhaps you can help us arrange another meeting within the next 8 weeks?
I can't imagine that Billy Jane is having his last sail this Saturday.
I've already offered this Sunday afternoon, either of next weekend's
afternoons. That's three alternate dates. I'm sure he can make ONE of them! Or
how about the weekend after that? That's FIVE alternates! Is he not sailing
after this Saturday?

RB

I am sailing tomorrow, Friday, and the whole weekend.

I am sailing Saturday. Taking a few people out after the funeral.

RB

Fact is I'm **** scared of going sailing with a nutter who hits rocks.

ROCK. Singular. It's always the same rock. I'll simply sail off in a different
direction, thereby reducing the chances of hitting it by 15%.
Better?

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Fact is I'm **** scared of going sailing with a nutter who hits rocks.

ROCK. Singular. It's always the same rock.

You mean you hit it more than once?

I'll simply sail off in a different
direction,

How will you know, with the compass cover welded on?


thereby reducing the chances of hitting it by 15%.
Better?

RB

BB has already said he will be in the area ALL weekend and all RB has to
do is show up ANYTIME.

What's with Boobs anyhow?

"Pony Express" wrote in message
...
It really doesn't matter how many alternate dates you provide, you
will some
how come up with an excuse.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Sailing the whole weekend, except you conveniently have a funeral
when he
can meet you? What a pathetic excuse.

Steve, perhaps you can help us arrange another meeting within the
next 8
weeks?
I can't imagine that Billy Jane is having his last sail this
Saturday.
I've already offered this Sunday afternoon, either of next weekend's
afternoons. That's three alternate dates. I'm sure he can make ONE
of
them! Or
how about the weekend after that? That's FIVE alternates! Is he not
sailing
after this Saturday?

RB

It really doesn't matter how many alternate dates you provide, you will some
how come up with an excuse.

Funny that. I was able to find an day for Marc and also hope to sail aboard his
Freedom next week.
Billy Jane can easily race me if he's truly willing.

RB

The Cappys Master wrote:

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Fact is I'm **** scared of going sailing with a nutter who hits rocks.


Does this also mean you're reneging on your threat to sail on
Lady Kate as we bounce from mudbank to mudbank? (there are
limestone reefs now appearing too--I think I've shredded the
bottom of one of my bilgeboards doing a radical turn on
one...can't slip her yet to find out...cant see in that
water...feels normal...)
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Flying Tadpole

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That's great since Bill already stated that he leaving the area Sunday
morning.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
BB has already said he will be in the area ALL weekend and all RB has to
do is show up ANYTIME.

I'll be aboard and sailing by 1:00 pm on Sunday. How's that?

RB