"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Fact is I'm **** scared of going sailing with a nutter who hits rocks.

ROCK. Singular. It's always the same rock.

You mean you hit it more than once?

I'll simply sail off in a different
direction,

How will you know, with the compass cover welded on?


thereby reducing the chances of hitting it by 15%.
Better?

RB