Bertie gets trolled
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass
wrote in
:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 02:50:39 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and
no information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio
of personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises,
seemingly unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.
Your time would be better spent applying to colleges. Don't forget to
tell them about your IEP.

Yet somehow it works on ****heads like you. Heh.


Yep,.

And yet, somehow, it was UI who was trolled.

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahh!

Trolled????????

Tell us how you feel about the pope again, Bertie!!!


Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!

Yeah, I know! We are all loons.

Meanwhile you are looking like an inneffectual idiot.


Can you feel your credibility evaporating?

Regards


Donal
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Bertie gets trolled
 

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 23:56:38 +0100 I replied to "Donal"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

Can you feel your credibility evaporating?

Your's has been gone for years now.

Bertie gets trolled
 

Peter,
Our hero appears to be stumped by your word order.
"Not even a paragraph can they manage" has, of course, all the necessary
components of a technically complete sentence. I congratulate you for so
cleverly exposing his weak grasp of the English language. You made it look
easy - you're good!
Scout

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote
"Not even a paragraph can they manage." That's not even an actual
sentence, dufus.

Bertie gets trolled
 

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:35:51 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Peter,
Our hero appears to be stumped by your word order.
"Not even a paragraph can they manage" has, of course, all the necessary
components of a technically complete sentence. I congratulate you for so
cleverly exposing his weak grasp of the English language. You made it look
easy - you're good!

Tsk. Try your word order right to get:

"Peter,
To be stumped by your word order appears our hero. All the necessary
components of a technically complete sentence has 'Not even a
paragraph can they manage', of course. You for his weak grasp of the
English language exposing so cleverly I congratulate. Easy made you it
look - good are you!"

*Much* easier to understand is that, isn't it?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie gets trolled
 

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:57:28 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from katysails:

"Not even a paragraph can they manage." That's not even an actual
sentence, dufus.

Yes, it is. It is a passive sentence.

No it isn't. An active sentence it is, with the kind of rhetorical
inversion that this idiot somewhere has read effective is sometimes.

Unfortunately, *when* it's effective did he not learn.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie gets trolled
 

The more they post, the more they embarrass themselves. There was even
a deliberate typo for them to nit-pick over. Perhaps their spelling is
too poor fo them to have noticed.

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:35:51 -0400, "Scout"
wrote:

Peter,
Our hero appears to be stumped by your word order.
"Not even a paragraph can they manage" has, of course, all the necessary
components of a technically complete sentence. I congratulate you for so
cleverly exposing his weak grasp of the English language. You made it look
easy - you're good!
Scout

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote
"Not even a paragraph can they manage." That's not even an actual
sentence, dufus.

Bertie gets trolled
 

Yep. It's hilarious how they try to change the charge after they've been
proven wrong. First they claim it's not a sentence. Then they want to
restate my point, as though they knew it all along. I love it!
Scout

"Peter Wiley" wrote
The more they post, the more they embarrass themselves.

Peter Ross wrote:
"Tsk. Try your word order right to get:"

Scout wrote:
[GLB is] . . . stumped by your word order.
[It is] a . . . complete sentence.

Gary L. Burnore wrote:
"Not even a paragraph can they manage."
That's not even an actual sentence, dufus.

Bertie gets trolled
 

Peter Wiley wrote:
The more they post, the more they embarrass themselves. There was even
a deliberate typo for them to nit-pick over. Perhaps their spelling is
too poor fo them to have noticed.

Cheetah! Cheetah!

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:35:51 -0400, "Scout"
wrote:


Peter,
Our hero appears to be stumped by your word order.
"Not even a paragraph can they manage" has, of course, all the necessary
components of a technically complete sentence. I congratulate you for so
cleverly exposing his weak grasp of the English language. You made it look
easy - you're good!
Scout

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote

"Not even a paragraph can they manage." That's not even an actual

sentence, dufus.

Bertie gets trolled
 

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 22:43:35 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Yep. It's hilarious how they try to change the charge after they've been
proven wrong. First they claim it's not a sentence.

"They"? When did Gary become plural?

Then they want to
restate my point, as though they knew it all along.

You had a point?

I love it!
Scout

I'm going to have more fun here than I expected if you all start
grammar- and spelling-laming.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie gets trolled
 

A Texan walks up to a student at Harvard U., and says, "Excuse me, where's
the library at?
The student replies, "Here at Harvard, we do not end sentences with
prepositions."
To this, the accommodating Texan replies, "Sorry, where's the library at
asshole?"
Scout

"Peter Wiley" wrote
The more they post, the more they embarrass themselves.