Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

Tim,
As usual, you have lighted another side of a dark cave. Do I
understand your last comment correctly, in that you are saying a lack
of interesting conversation may be what drove mankind to explore other
villages, other lands, other planets, and now, other newsgroups? Could
it be that the spirit of adventure, even the roots of sailing, share a
cause-effect relationship with less than fabulous confabulation?
Are these outsiders just virtual explorers and exploiters? The new
white man? Let us not make the same mistake as those who have been
intruded upon before us! Let's get them drunk and finish them off as
they sleep.

you can try, of course.

Bertie

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

For "a lack of interesting conversation" read "they could no
longer stand their own company". Scratch an explorer, a
developer, an alpha male or a bunyip and find someone desperately
trying to validate their own existence in the eyes of their
parents/teachers/peers/other adults in some sort of adult/child
transaction, with them the child (transactional analysis appleid
to the present rash is very rewarding.

Is it?

Bertie

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and no
information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio of
personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises, seemingly
unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.
Your time would be better spent applying to colleges. Don't forget to tell
them about your IEP.
--
be back later - gotta take a Bertie
Scout


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote
Well, no as long as you believe it, the rest of the world can stop
worrying, can't they?

Bertie

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and
no information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio
of personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises,
seemingly unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.

And yet, you are talking to me.

Bertie

Eulogy for a doomed troll tribe
 

Have no fear Bertie and pals, "finishing you off" is a euphimism for ending
your life in a.s.a. only.
You are nothing more than contemporaneous specimens here, viewed with the
same fascination Van Leeuwenhoek felt when he looked at those simple
creatures trapped under his glass. But those creatures, as it turned out,
had more depth and character than any of you have managed to demonstrate.
Your childish repartee has left almost as much wanting as you initially
promised, and so your time here is short.

Yes, you provided some minor amusement. And the fact that you and your pals
believed you were in control was necessary for us to stay interested in you.
Don't you see how delightful that scenario is Bertie, Gary, Peter, Insane,
et. al.? No matter. You were a momentary distraction, a diversion, play
things. When we are through with you, and I fear that time is very close, we
will "finish you off" by ignoring you, and you will wither, emaciate, and
die; metaphorically at least. Oh, I'm sure you will thrash about for some
time, making noises, name calling, and such, because the life force is
strong, even in the most primitive animals. But I hope, via this
edification, to soften the blow when you are forced to make that difficult
transition from obscurity into oblivion.

I leave you with this last bit of friendly advice: find another outlet for
your energy, try sailing, try camping, try cooking, try community service.
But try something, and save yourselves, before it is too late.
Scout

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote
you can try, of course.

Scout wrote:
Let's . . . finish them off as they sleep.

Eulogy for a doomed troll tribe
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

Have no fear Bertie and pals, "finishing you off" is a euphimism for
ending your life in a.s.a. only.

OK.

You're doing a great job, BTW.


You are nothing more than contemporaneous specimens here, viewed with
the same fascination Van Leeuwenhoek felt when he looked at those
simple creatures trapped under his glass.

Yes, of course.

BTW, is all of the high school biology talk supposed to make me feel
inferior or something?

I'm just curious, because that's the sort of bunyip I am.

Bertie

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 02:50:39 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and no
information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio of
personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises, seemingly
unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.
Your time would be better spent applying to colleges. Don't forget to tell
them about your IEP.

Yet somehow it works on ****heads like you. Heh.

--
Gary/Kevin/Bertie/YourWorstNightmare

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Talk to me in Google Groups!
http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.fan.pjr

Bertie gets trolled
 

Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass
wrote in
:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 02:50:39 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and
no information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio
of personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises,
seemingly unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.
Your time would be better spent applying to colleges. Don't forget to
tell them about your IEP.

Yet somehow it works on ****heads like you. Heh.


Yep,.

And yet, somehow, it was UI who was trolled.

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahh!


Bertei

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

The Cappys Master wrote in
:

Guess you upset him Scout.

Boy you guys are dumb.

Either that or he's just a natural gutter mouth.

snort!


bertie

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 07:38:29 +0100, Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass
wrote:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 02:50:39 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

You really have nothing to say, nothing to add, no wit, no humor, and
no information to offer other than publicly displaying your portfolio
of personal failings and misgivings. Yet, you keep making noises,
seemingly unaware of what an embarrassment you are to the species.
Your time would be better spent applying to colleges. Don't forget
to tell them about your IEP.

Yet somehow it works on ****heads like you. Heh.

--
Gary/Kevin/Bertie/YourWorstNightmare



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Cedar bucket is full of Bertie
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

Cappy,
I'm LMAO here; these kids are so desperate for attention, and a direct
response from me, that they are now sock puppetting with a "Scout"
doll. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So if I won't give them a direct response, they will make one up for
me! Is that funny or what?
If I ever need proof that I've beaten them, that oughta' do it!

Ah yeah.

Of course as an alternative, you could always just jerk off against the
wall and read it like tea leaves!

Bertie