On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:58:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull- 2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to tell.

bertie

You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.


?You're a female?

Damn. I was hoping *you* were.

Bertei

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:58:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:te4riv0ttlrkuk0vbmdc4lfl6tag3b2bfl@4ax. com:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull- 2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to tell.

bertie

You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.


?You're a female?

Damn. I was hoping *you* were.


Oh! Maybe I am!

I'll check

bertie

No

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

No more?

The_navigator© wrote in
:

No

sure?

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

No more?

On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 01:46:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:58:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:te4riv0ttlrkuk0vbmdc4lfl6tag3b2bfl@4ax .com:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull- 2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to tell.

bertie

You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.


?You're a female?

Damn. I was hoping *you* were.


Oh! Maybe I am!

I'll check

bertie

Maybe we should ask Mrs Bunyip to decide whether you're female or not?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

JL Grasso wrote in
:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 11:28:59 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:

That's right Bertie, they use a thing called a 'message filter' and
ignore you in their thousands. But I'll not ignore you like them 'cos
I like you -honestly. I'm not trying to pry into the root of your
unhappiness but if you can start to see what it is then I will have
helped another and that is a good thing. Have you done any good things
today?


I did. You'll be happy to know that driving home today I ran over a
****-eating dog.

You hit Tarver?




Jerry



Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Perhaps you should ask yourself why you work so hard at being a
bore?


Why?


The first step to becoming an interesting person is to discovery why
you are not. Hope this helps.


Yeah thanks.


I was wondering why people had stopped reading my posts, this helps
a lot.

thanks.
bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Donal" wrote in
:



"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
yclonews.com...


(Bobsprit) wrote in

news:20030801130003.18159.00001112@mb-


m15.aol.com:



Could have fooled me.

As could any three year old with downs!

mmm, yes, of course.


That your mantra for the day?

That was a bit lame, Bertie.


Oh well.


Can't you do any better? You used to be good.


I still am.

Depends on what it is you think I'm doing.

Bertie

"NH_/\)_" wrote in
m:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


I'm going to ask ....that you please stop harassing this group

Moi?

I beg yor pardon!

Harumph!

I was invited here.

You?

Bertie

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
igy.com:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"NH_/\)_" wrote in
m:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


I'm going to ask ....that you please stop harassing this group

Moi?

I beg yor pardon!

Harumph!

I was invited here.

You?

Bertie

Bertie: We have a "Net Cop" active in ADA. E-Mail me with a valid return
address for further info.
Ralph Nesbitt

You mean Pooh?

You can get me at bertie_the_bunyip@hotmai wel, you know the rest!

Bertie

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

Amazingly accurate description bob. Thanks.

Is it?

I don't post anything about sailing, you fjuckwit.

Pretty much just like oyu.

Bertie

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
That your mantra for the day?

Bertei

No, Burty the butt lick, I'm going sailing. But you keep posting ABOUT
sailing!

Bwahahaha!

RB

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:30:53 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 01:46:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:58:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:758riv4mu0c2m7hd98g69lg06tbihehie1@4ax .com:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:te4riv0ttlrkuk0vbmdc4lfl6tag3b2bfl@4 ax.com:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following
benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull-
2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to
tell.

bertie

You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.


?You're a female?

Damn. I was hoping *you* were.


Oh! Maybe I am!

I'll check

bertie

Maybe we should ask Mrs Bunyip to decide whether you're female or not?

No, she has enough on her plate as it is.

Meat and three veg on her plate, I assume.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

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