On 23 Jul 2003 16:05:50 GMT, (CANDChelp) wrote this
crap:

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.




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"Frank and Ronnie Maier" wrote in message

I was a gymnast in college. My coach broke his ring finger when it got
wrapped in my sweatshirt while he was spotting me on a sommersalt.
They had to cut it (the ring!) off in the ER. That taught me never to
wear jewelry when doing anything active.

Depending on the sorts of things one gets up to, jewelry can be a danger or
hindrance in other, less active, ways too. I play guitar and rings distract
me, if not actually get in the way. I've also been known to mess around
inside valve (tube) amplifiers, where the voltages can be high enough to
give you fright - leaning over into an amp chassis while wearing rings,
bracelets, neckchains, is a recipe for a change of underwear, if not actual
injury.

I never wear jewelry.


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Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
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"Horvath" wrote in message news:bfoerf$tp3

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Is that why they're always attired in safety boots, rigger's gloves, boiler
suits, goggles and filter masks?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

Do you check?

Do you smell your finger afterwards?

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

Well of course pimps do.

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

That's not what your pictures show. You are either lying or not the
Captain while out.

Cheers MC

CANDChelp wrote:
I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

Gilligan!

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:
Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

Do you check?

Do you smell your finger afterwards?

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery

before we

sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

"The_navigator©" wrote ...
That's not what your pictures show. You are either lying or not the
Captain while out.

or both.

On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 13:22:32 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:

"Horvath" wrote in message news:bfoerf$tp3

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Is that why they're always attired in safety boots, rigger's gloves, boiler
suits, goggles and filter masks?

No. They enjoy being naked on the boat.




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On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 14:20:30 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote this crap:

Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

She keeps her tongue stud on.




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