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If you're feeling left out... try a new writing staff... your attempts at
trolls are staler than day old bagels.
Suck It Up and get with the program.....

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| And getting more girly by the day as their cojones wither!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Gilligan wrote:
|
|
| Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
| men!
|

It's about time you gave it up. You have been soundly defeated. Gilligan has thrashed you senseless. Give up the dope smoking,
drinking, and dallying. Get in shape for gods' sake and quit embarrassing yourself.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| You forgot 'outbluster'.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
|
| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
|
| CM
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| |
| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
| |
| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
| |
| | CM
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In calendar years, 49.

In wisdom, using Bob**** as a baseline of 1, about 10,000.

In attitude, mid 30's - any younger is not worth the hassle.

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:19:42 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote:

Who said anything about me going to sea level?

The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will be
about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows you're
a man - especially at high altitudes!

Oh, bull****. I used to hike at over 8000' when I lived in Arizona.
Occasionally got a mild headache was all. The interesting bit was
looking at the plastic water bottle when I got back to Tucson, made
you realise just how thin the air was up there.

Now, if you're talking say 12000', different story.

PDW

Yeah CM,

An Gilly will rub you down with his ****ty Scouring Pad!! I don't even
want to touch his arm :^)

Age 77 the 8th of Sept. Virgo and pretty close to Astrological Profile

Ole Thom

How Old and what boat?

Sheet! I can SWIM a mile in ten minutes.

Whatever happened on the sailboat you were interested in?

"jlrogers" wrote in message ...
I can still run a mile in under 10 minutes. Can you?

Of me or the bear?

Both..and the underwear part...sounds very kinkoid....
--
katysails
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

That would mean so much more coming from someone who didn't have a weight
problem, high cholesterol and a ...etc...

But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's, he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Once you learn to treat women with disdain they can't leave you alone.

For true disdain, read the tag line appended to my post...There is nothing more disdainful than a woman full of disdain...

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein