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This is SOOOOOO AOL chatroom....an age poll....what will he think of next? And I'm a Gemini, as if you all hadn;t already
figured that out...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Right you are brilliant Simon!

Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.

My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the stratosphere,
just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!

Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles for
arms and toothpicks for legs.

Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.

Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
men!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.

Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| draw bow fem boy?

The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?

| You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.

The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.

CM

You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey is a
more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called Gilligan. I
still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a grape at
twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30 paces
with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I had
a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women that
were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out wrestle,
out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie and
out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.

Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|

I ran a bear off in my underwear

Pictures! I want pictures!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Hah... and Bah!.... you're too frail and feeble to even day dream of besting
me at any sport or task. The only thing the thin air has afforded you my
frail limp wristed little wanna be... is the delirious illusion you are
capable of challenging a true Bush Whacker like me.

I'm certain your bravado will wane as you descend from the higher
elevation... it being replaced by the frightening realization you have once
more bitten off more than you can chew.

What lapse of common sense have you suffered to even mention poor Bob in a
battle of strength and skill. The poor overweight chump would have a cardiac
arrest at the thought of hefting an axe.. let alone throwing it. It's
claimed he is so stressed after pinching a loaf he wouldn't have the
strength to rip a page from the Sears Catalog to wipe his ass. I also hear
you actually use triple ply toilet paper due to your delicate condition....
you are such a woman!

Admit defeat now you petulant little pup... before I dish you out a whole
year's worth of embarrassment in contest. By the Gods... even lil stevie
could probably beat you handily at arm wrestling.

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| Right you are brilliant Simon!
|
| Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
| reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.
|
| My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the
stratosphere,
| just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!
|
| Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles
for
| arms and toothpicks for legs.
|
| Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
| of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.
|
| Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
| men!
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
| pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are
a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak.
In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
| annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
| still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup wit
h
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
| common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

you are such a woman!

Hey! I resemble that remark!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Who said anything about me going to sea level?

The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will be
about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows you're
a man - especially at high altitudes!

haahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!