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Of me or the bear?

"katysails" wrote in message
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I ran a bear off in my underwear

Pictures! I want pictures!
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s/v Chanteuse
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"katysails" wrote in message
| Hey! I resemble that remark!

Truly ... you do.... and that's good!

CM

Nono jl, your blood pressure tablets are leaving you confused.
It's the _other_ needs that are diminishing at Mooron's age. The
lying is increasingly necessary.

jlrogers wrote:

Yeah, but I'd hope the need for it has diminished.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh I lie better than I did when I was 15...... a lot better.

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CANDChelp wrote:

How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act so
childish, when you're in your twilight years!

Bobsprit = 40
I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.

RB

Old enough to know better than reply...oops..
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As I've stated..... I don't wear trouser towels.... Gilligan does since he
is incontinent.... as well as a drip!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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|
| I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a grape
at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgi...etc etc...
| Yes, but you didn't do it in your underwear so it doesn't count : )
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| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|

Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You forgot 'outbluster'.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
|
| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
|
| CM
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
| |
| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
| |
| | CM
| |
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And getting more girly by the day as their cojones wither!

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
men!

Well, it would be hard to get much worse!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Oh I lie better than I did when I was 15...... a lot better.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I still
free dive to 40 feet

You should start charging, maybe then you could afford a dinghy.

SV

Oh my.... you actually believe I would suffer sufficiently for you to best
me? That my gaily prancing little mushroom picker would only serve to allow
you to keep me in sight from your position as loser ... as I easily exceed
your abilities at any task you challenge. My gawd man.... I pack a 75lb
pack in the Franklin Mountains for weeks at a time with no cabin or radio
phone... only a pick-up point and approximate date. I wander the barrens at
minus 50 C in blinding white outs and never suffer frozen lungs or snow
blindness. I've ascended Nahanni Butte and back in one day. I can negotiate
scree slopes faster than a Dall Sheep. I do it stoned and drunk so as to
give others a chance to catch up while I smoke another blunt and crack a
fresh brew. You are nothing by comparison.....

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| Who said anything about me going to sea level?
|
| The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will
be
| about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
| uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
| winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
| turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows
you're
| a man - especially at high altitudes!
|
| haahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
|
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