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CANDChelp

July 22nd 03 02:24 PM

How Old?

How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act so
childish, when you're in your twilight years!

Bobsprit = 40
I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.

RB

Capt. Mooron

July 22nd 03 02:38 PM

How Old?

Gilligan

July 22nd 03 03:36 PM

How Old?

Are you really 47? I thought you were in your 30's.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Mooron = 47
I turn 100 in August... A Leo

CM

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
| How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act so
| childish, when you're in your twilight years!
|
| Bobsprit = 40
| I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.
|
| RB

Capt. Mooron

July 22nd 03 03:44 PM

How Old?

Yup... 48 this August 6th.... I just look like I'm in my 30's. ;-D
I act like I'm in my teens and drink like I'm in my 20's

Wow... 2 years away from 50!! Woooo Hoooooooo!!!
Maturity is for those with no imagination.....

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| Are you really 47? I thought you were in your 30's.
|
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Mooron = 47
| I turn 100 in August... A Leo
|
| CM
|
| "CANDChelp" wrote in message
| ...
| | How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act
so
| | childish, when you're in your twilight years!
| |
| | Bobsprit = 40
| | I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.
| |
| | RB
|
|
|
|
|

Jonathan Ganz

July 22nd 03 06:43 PM

How Old?

Older and smarter, a Pisces.

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act so
childish, when you're in your twilight years!

Bobsprit = 40
I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.

RB

Gilligan

July 22nd 03 09:32 PM

How Old?

I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90 pound
draw bow fem boy?

You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors and
brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How brittle is your arm.... I'd hate to put you in a cast on a friendly
wager.

How about an axe toss.... BOY!?????

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| I'm 46. Want to arm wrestle you wimp?!
|
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Yup... 48 this August 6th.... I just look like I'm in my 30's. ;-D
| I act like I'm in my teens and drink like I'm in my 20's
|
| Wow... 2 years away from 50!! Woooo Hoooooooo!!!
| Maturity is for those with no imagination.....
|
| CM
|
|
| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | Are you really 47? I thought you were in your 30's.
| |
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Mooron = 47
| | I turn 100 in August... A Leo
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "CANDChelp" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can
act
| so
| | | childish, when you're in your twilight years!
| | |
| | | Bobsprit = 40
| | | I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.
| | |
| | | RB
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
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|

Capt. Mooron

July 22nd 03 10:13 PM

How Old?

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90 pound
| draw bow fem boy?

The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit the
broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that why
you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?

| You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors and
| brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for annual
check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans are
the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I still
free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.

The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a common
thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.

CM

Capt. Mooron

July 22nd 03 10:22 PM

How Old?

jlrogers

July 22nd 03 10:25 PM

How Old?

And lie like you were 15, horny as a heathen, and hot on the scent of a Canuk goose.

"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
I'm 46. Want to arm wrestle you wimp?!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yup... 48 this August 6th.... I just look like I'm in my 30's. ;-D
I act like I'm in my teens and drink like I'm in my 20's

Wow... 2 years away from 50!! Woooo Hoooooooo!!!
Maturity is for those with no imagination.....

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| Are you really 47? I thought you were in your 30's.
|
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Mooron = 47
| I turn 100 in August... A Leo
|
| CM
|
| "CANDChelp" wrote in message
| ...
| | How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act
so
| | childish, when you're in your twilight years!
| |
| | Bobsprit = 40
| | I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.
| |
| | RB
|
|
|
|
|

Simple Simon

July 22nd 03 10:53 PM

How Old?

I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.

Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90 pound
| draw bow fem boy?

The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit the
broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that why
you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?

| You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors and
| brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for annual
check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans are
the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I still
free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.

The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a common
thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.

CM

jlrogers

July 22nd 03 11:08 PM

How Old?

katysails

July 22nd 03 11:10 PM

How Old?

This is SOOOOOO AOL chatroom....an age poll....what will he think of next? And I'm a Gemini, as if you all hadn;t already
figured that out...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Gilligan

July 22nd 03 11:10 PM

How Old?

Right you are brilliant Simon!

Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.

My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the stratosphere,
just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!

Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles for
arms and toothpicks for legs.

Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.

Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
men!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.

Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| draw bow fem boy?

The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?

| You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.

The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.

CM

Capt. Mooron

July 22nd 03 11:48 PM

How Old?

You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey is a
more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called Gilligan. I
still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a grape at
twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30 paces
with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I had
a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women that
were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out wrestle,
out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie and
out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.

Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|

katysails

July 23rd 03 12:03 AM

How Old?

I ran a bear off in my underwear

Pictures! I want pictures!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:04 AM

How Old?

Hah... and Bah!.... you're too frail and feeble to even day dream of besting
me at any sport or task. The only thing the thin air has afforded you my
frail limp wristed little wanna be... is the delirious illusion you are
capable of challenging a true Bush Whacker like me.

I'm certain your bravado will wane as you descend from the higher
elevation... it being replaced by the frightening realization you have once
more bitten off more than you can chew.

What lapse of common sense have you suffered to even mention poor Bob in a
battle of strength and skill. The poor overweight chump would have a cardiac
arrest at the thought of hefting an axe.. let alone throwing it. It's
claimed he is so stressed after pinching a loaf he wouldn't have the
strength to rip a page from the Sears Catalog to wipe his ass. I also hear
you actually use triple ply toilet paper due to your delicate condition....
you are such a woman!

Admit defeat now you petulant little pup... before I dish you out a whole
year's worth of embarrassment in contest. By the Gods... even lil stevie
could probably beat you handily at arm wrestling.

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| Right you are brilliant Simon!
|
| Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
| reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.
|
| My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the
stratosphere,
| just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!
|
| Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles
for
| arms and toothpicks for legs.
|
| Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
| of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.
|
| Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
| men!
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
| pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are
a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak.
In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
| annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
| still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup wit
h
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
| common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:05 AM

How Old?

jlrogers

July 23rd 03 12:12 AM

How Old?

katysails

July 23rd 03 12:13 AM

How Old?

you are such a woman!

Hey! I resemble that remark!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Gilligan

July 23rd 03 12:19 AM

How Old?

Who said anything about me going to sea level?

The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will be
about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows you're
a man - especially at high altitudes!

haahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Gilligan

July 23rd 03 12:20 AM

How Old?

Of me or the bear?

"katysails" wrote in message
...

I ran a bear off in my underwear

Pictures! I want pictures!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:22 AM

How Old?

"katysails" wrote in message
| Hey! I resemble that remark!

Truly ... you do.... and that's good!

CM

Flying Tadpole

July 23rd 03 12:22 AM

How Old?

Nono jl, your blood pressure tablets are leaving you confused.
It's the _other_ needs that are diminishing at Mooron's age. The
lying is increasingly necessary.

jlrogers wrote:

Yeah, but I'd hope the need for it has diminished.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh I lie better than I did when I was 15...... a lot better.

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Flying Tadpole

July 23rd 03 12:23 AM

How Old?

CANDChelp wrote:

How old are you children? I'm just wondering how many of you can act so
childish, when you're in your twilight years!

Bobsprit = 40
I turn 41 in November....A Scorpio.

RB

Old enough to know better than reply...oops..
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Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:24 AM

How Old?

As I've stated..... I don't wear trouser towels.... Gilligan does since he
is incontinent.... as well as a drip!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
|
| I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a grape
at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgi...etc etc...
| Yes, but you didn't do it in your underwear so it doesn't count : )
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:25 AM

How Old?

Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You forgot 'outbluster'.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
|
| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
|
| CM
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
| |
| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

The_navigator©

July 23rd 03 12:28 AM

How Old?

And getting more girly by the day as their cojones wither!

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
men!

The_navigator©

July 23rd 03 12:30 AM

How Old?

Well, it would be hard to get much worse!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Oh I lie better than I did when I was 15...... a lot better.

Scott Vernon

July 23rd 03 12:46 AM

How Old?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I still
free dive to 40 feet

You should start charging, maybe then you could afford a dinghy.

SV

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:56 AM

How Old?

Oh my.... you actually believe I would suffer sufficiently for you to best
me? That my gaily prancing little mushroom picker would only serve to allow
you to keep me in sight from your position as loser ... as I easily exceed
your abilities at any task you challenge. My gawd man.... I pack a 75lb
pack in the Franklin Mountains for weeks at a time with no cabin or radio
phone... only a pick-up point and approximate date. I wander the barrens at
minus 50 C in blinding white outs and never suffer frozen lungs or snow
blindness. I've ascended Nahanni Butte and back in one day. I can negotiate
scree slopes faster than a Dall Sheep. I do it stoned and drunk so as to
give others a chance to catch up while I smoke another blunt and crack a
fresh brew. You are nothing by comparison.....

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| Who said anything about me going to sea level?
|
| The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will
be
| about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
| uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
| winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
| turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows
you're
| a man - especially at high altitudes!
|
| haahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 12:57 AM

How Old?

If you're feeling left out... try a new writing staff... your attempts at
trolls are staler than day old bagels.
Suck It Up and get with the program.....

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| And getting more girly by the day as their cojones wither!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Gilligan wrote:
|
|
| Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
| men!
|

jlrogers

July 23rd 03 01:01 AM

How Old?

It's about time you gave it up. You have been soundly defeated. Gilligan has thrashed you senseless. Give up the dope smoking,
drinking, and dallying. Get in shape for gods' sake and quit embarrassing yourself.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You forgot 'outbluster'.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
|
| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
|
| CM
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
| |
| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
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|

Capt. Mooron

July 23rd 03 02:04 AM

How Old?

Peter Wiley

July 23rd 03 02:10 AM

How Old?

In calendar years, 49.

In wisdom, using Bob**** as a baseline of 1, about 10,000.

In attitude, mid 30's - any younger is not worth the hassle.

Peter Wiley

July 23rd 03 02:14 AM

How Old?

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:19:42 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote:

Who said anything about me going to sea level?

The footrace starts at 4500 meters elevation. Your oxygen saturation will be
about 65% at that altitude. You will be weak. You will get sick. I run
uphill at that elevation - with a pack on. I climb mountains solo in the
winter at that elevation. You will crumble! Your tummy will hurt! You'll
turn blue! Smoke plenty of dope and drink lots of beer, cuz it shows you're
a man - especially at high altitudes!

Oh, bull****. I used to hike at over 8000' when I lived in Arizona.
Occasionally got a mild headache was all. The interesting bit was
looking at the plastic water bottle when I got back to Tucson, made
you realise just how thin the air was up there.

Now, if you're talking say 12000', different story.

PDW

Thom Stewart

July 23rd 03 02:19 AM

How Old?

Yeah CM,

An Gilly will rub you down with his ****ty Scouring Pad!! I don't even
want to touch his arm :^)

Age 77 the 8th of Sept. Virgo and pretty close to Astrological Profile

Ole Thom

Simple Simon

July 23rd 03 02:38 AM

How Old and what boat?

Sheet! I can SWIM a mile in ten minutes.

Whatever happened on the sailboat you were interested in?

"jlrogers" wrote in message ...
I can still run a mile in under 10 minutes. Can you?

katysails

July 23rd 03 02:39 AM

How Old?

Of me or the bear?

Both..and the underwear part...sounds very kinkoid....
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and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

katysails

July 23rd 03 02:43 AM

How Old?

That would mean so much more coming from someone who didn't have a weight
problem, high cholesterol and a ...etc...

But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's, he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.

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katysails

July 23rd 03 02:45 AM

How Old?

Once you learn to treat women with disdain they can't leave you alone.

For true disdain, read the tag line appended to my post...There is nothing more disdainful than a woman full of disdain...

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